For those of you who don’t know, Lake Arlington was the other half of the Us Versus Them crew until he moved along to greener pastures.  He had a backlog of half posts in the archives and I’m dropping them as I find em.  The more I see this stuff, the more I realize that [...]

I’m beginning to lose patience with Kim K and these off key outfits she’s rocking.  Just so everyone knows, we here at UvT are NOT fooled.  We know that cover-up aint no fashion statement.  Hells, no.  It’s covering up the price of maintaining a hydro gel free arse piece!

Hey Be On It, you think Kim’s [...]

I know cats have been bummed that Lakey the Blogging Kang has been out of commission.  Trust that it’s for good reason.

Nah, but on the real.  I’ve been doing some wild stuff of late and I haven’t really known how to tell yall, the Nation of “Us” what the deal is.  First, I gotta give [...]

Happy New Year Us Versus Them.  I hope you all enjoyed the UvT Awards this year, we figured we would give you a little feel for what went down this year.  We are going to be running back some top posts and throwback UvT articles for those who haven’t been around since the beginning.  Some [...]

Damn Homey, Lake and I have been at this game for a second.  Two and a Half Years, Millions of Hits, 2000 posts.  We do it for you.  Thanks for coming everyday and reading.
Now get in the comments section, and tell all your friends to come.  Tell em we got jokes.  Oh, and these.

Yup, that [...]

This video pretty clearly articulates my life philosophy.  Enjoy.

Lake tested, Marlo Stanfield approved.
- Lake

Dammit, I know I’ve been Fing up.  I do know this.  But I’ve had a few “issues”…
1.  My terrible pc died.  Never and I mean NEVER buy a HP.  They suck.
2.  This lady I’ve been “seeing” banned UvT from her laptop.  Really, really f*cked up.  I seem to remember that she had NO problem doing [...]

Like I said last night, that little outburst was just Kanye going Kanye.  Once a cat has pulled off the little “awards show tantrum” act a few times, you can’t really expect him not to keep pulling it.
Knowing that Kanye is the type of dude who calculates every move he makes, this picture is hilarious.

I [...]

I’m feeling lazy this evening, so I figured I’d just post up some sh*t I thought was wrong.  Here goes…

Ha, I like it.  How about this one.  I’m pretty sure this is how modern day hate crimes begin.

Awful..  What about this.  Not sure why I identify with it.. but I do.

Identify with this too.  For [...]

Now I don’t know if it was the Pink Mafia or Bad Boy Entertainment, but Yung Joc got his skirt pulled up in the last 48 hours.  Ha

I mean, this fool was out here talking about outing a DL rapper, banging out midget skrippers, snorting coke with a dog and getting bitten up by Katt [...]

I don’t know where she is or even who she is, but this is Mrs. Arlington.  No doubt about it.  she will be my lady and all my cash shall be tricked on her in the name of true love.  Peep it:

Lord.  Not sure if it’s you or the devil working, but AMEN.
- Lake

Hey, I told Brock I’d write something today.  Then I get hemmed up prepping for my trip to Jamaica No Problem tomorrow.  Yes, those of you that know me know that I just got back from Dominican Republic last month…  Yep and then it’s Paris in June.  That’s how an extra (extra) light skinned player [...]

After winning the Eastern Region with a decisive victory over Pitt, the Duke Blue Devils, led by the superstar Junior Point Guard, Power Forward, Bench Coach and Demigod, Jon Scheyer, seem poised to cut the nets down in Detroit.

When axed about his great accomplishment and complete dominance of Levance Fields with his stunning athleticism, lazer [...]

Sorry about this, because in many ways I’m a prisoner trapped in my own mind, but don’t tell me you aren’t thinking the exact same thing once you peep this pic:

I mean, am I right or am I right?  And yes ladies, I know yall know how to nip, tuck, hide and reshape as good [...]

…now when I say Spring Footwear line, I mean stuff I’ve designed for myself so I can look fresh on the streets.  Anyone who is a shoe buff knows that these days you can pimp out your own kicks online and then have them sent to you.  So this afternoon, after Brock sent me the [...]

I’m going to start using real pictures of wild sh*t either I or my friends see out there in this crazy world.  So here goes.
For the most part, this year has sucked.  We all know this.  I mean, Barack Obama becoming President aside, this year has had next to NO good news.  Dammit.  I [...]

…and best I can tell from the temp on these weather reports, I’m about to make it snow on these hooooooooes!!!!

Yall feel me?  Wait for the certain “Live from Obama’s chili bowl to get my extra cheese on, live from Obama in dis beeyach Pre-Party, live from the Inauguration, live from the liquor store, live [...]

I never actually saw this movie in it’s entirety.  My boy Spent, holding it down near Buffalo (sorry about that UConn sponsored arse tappities on that bowl game player) put me onto it and it’s a dozy.

“PUT. THAT. COFFEE. DOWN.  Coffee is for closers, you think I’m f*cking with you?”
“The good news is, you’re fired”
“F*ck [...]

Hey, I didn’t say it, apparently Oprah thought it was time to have an announcement that she had been packing on the pounds.  In “O” magazine…on newsstands now.

In other news, water is wet, it’s sooooo cold in the D, Kim Kardashian has a big ass, and Lake is a muuufucker.  I mean is Barack Obama [...]

You ever had a feeling you really shouldn’t do something, but something in your says to do it anyway?  That’s how I feel right now.  This next video is either a dude I shouldn’t be laughing at or a guy making fun of people I shouldn’t be laughing at.  Either way, I laughed and I’m [...]

Look, I pretty much don’t want to go into this, but I just had to.  Upon getting the news that people voted YES on that Prop 8 out in Cali, Wanda Sykes felt a need to come out and announce that she’s gay.

Fair enough.  I mean, I’m a strict adherent to Rule No. 1, but [...]

So every now and again I mention that Brock and I are in a Fantasy Football league together.  We’ve played 4 times, with the most recent installment coming to an end last night.  Who do yall think won?  Here’s a hint:

Now Barack may have taken one for the people, but cats musta forgot that Yes [...]

True story, Lake and I were in a club the other night and they were out of Red Bull and Lake actually paid the bartender dude to leave the entire premises of the club, run down the street, purchase a 4 pack of Red Bull and hand deliver that shit back to him in the [...]

Due to Brock’s social calendar and my quest to save the world along side my close colleague Barack Hussein, we didn’t post sh*t today. I know it’s low and terrible, particularly since we actually have posts that are semi ready, but that’s the cost of freedom people. Country First!!! Anyway, let me [...]

Ok, Ok, I must admit, I was a little slow on the uptake for this “Green” initiative, but I’ve finally seen the light on this “going green” thing and I’ll show you what inspired me.

And yes that is uber cougar Traci Bingham, aint seen her in a while.  I know I know, that aint recycling, [...]