Courtesy of Miss Lindsay Lohan.  One moment she seems batshat crazy, the next she seems sexy as hell.  This moment is the latter.

I can’t keep up with Lindsay.  Is she still actually making movies or is she just famous for no apparent reason right now?  Is she still a lesbian?  Is she still on that [...]

Do yall think Linday Lohan’s boobs have a separate feeding tube from the rest of her body?

I don’t get it.  How can a chick be that skinny, almost anorexic, while at the same time sending all kinds of men, from the ages of 3 weeks to 65 years, NUTS over those ridiculously fantabulous J’s.  Those [...]

Does Lindsay Lohan have a day job anymore?  When was the last time she was in an actual movie?  All she seems to do is go to the beach, go to parties, go to beach parties, and eat lunch in LA.  Maybe she’s done.  She’s really just decided to be a full time lesbian.  That [...]

There’s little more humorous to me than the born again gay chick.  Yall know what i mean.

The born again gay babe is the chick who gives up the dack for lent or who converts a tickle/pillow fight into a cat fest and then just stays on that side of the plate once she realizes how  [...]

Look, I pretty much don’t want to go into this, but I just had to.  Upon getting the news that people voted YES on that Prop 8 out in Cali, Wanda Sykes felt a need to come out and announce that she’s gay.

Fair enough.  I mean, I’m a strict adherent to Rule No. 1, but [...]

Take two of my favorite things, well, really three: Lindsay Lohan’s ridiculous Hugh Hefner on high inspired breast-tah-sises

and Barack Obama.  But when you put them together and what do you get?  Some ole suspect, fully shady, old school ‘what did your parents talk about at your dinner table’ off color Southern Dixie sh*t?  Oh hells [...]

Not that I ever believed she was gay in the first place.  Oh and she’s not exactly completely straight yet either.  She’s now officially “bi”.

You know what bisexual means right?  Well it depends.  If you’re a guy, it means you are gay.  ha!  If you are a woman, it means that you are suddenly extra [...]

…and even they agreed, that Lindsay Lohan’s J game was ballin’ out the gym.

Damn.  Just how natured intended it too.  And she makes the stomach ratio on it look so effortless too.  I mean, what’s going to happen when that accessory baby pops on out?  Gonna make that synthetic Christina Aguilera rack look like a [...]

After that heart breaking post about those God awful VMAs, it touches my heart to show you all something I do like.  Lindsay Lohan.

The all natural woman is unbeatable.  And the best thing about the natural woman, you can dress her up in a bunch of different outfits and it’s like Christmas morning errytime.

Lindsay is [...]

Hey, I didn’t come up with this list but I’m happy to discuss it. You know, as I look down at this InTouch Weekly “Best Hollywood Tits” list, I’m actually kind of embarrassed that I know all these broads. Ahh, who am I kidding, let’s get going on this here list. Now [...]

You probably remember that I referred to Lindsay Lohan as a “Thick White Woman” oh about three weeks back and immediately the boo birds came out complaining. Well, we huddled up in here at Castle Greyskull aka UvT headquarters, put it in the lab and came up with this finding:

After further review of dat [...]

Because even when she’s terrible (even I can admit that her face looks like a mask below), you can still find what you want.

Lordy… Those sunglasses may be smart but those breasts are stupid.  I know some of yall told me she wasn’t thick the last time I talked about it and maybe that’s [...]

Yeah yeah, I know I didn’t post the still shot of the alleged Lindsay Lohan sex tape when it first came out.

I took one look at that cell phone generated picture and just knew it was pretty much garbage.

Oddly enough, I also took one look at the picture and instantly knew it was authentically Lindsay. [...]

If there was any question whether Lindsay Lohan was UvT quality, there isn’t anymore. Look at her homage to Marilyn Monroe in Playboy errrr the New York Magazine.

“Click, click, HELLOOOOOOOO!!!!” (shameless, They Know reference)
Dude, this babe is really killing me right about now. Brock and I debated long and hard about the [...]

UPDATE:  Check out the Nude shot of Lindsay right HERE!!! 
And sex loves her…
Like an ungrateful boyfriend who doesn’t tell his lady how much he cares for her, doesn’t open the door or even comment on how good that Christmas goose tasted, I must apologize to a lady that means a lot to me….Lindsay Lohan. [...]

I’m not much of a crotch shot guy. You won’t see the south of Paris or Britney’s open-faced roast beef sandwhich or even Lindsay’s fire starter on this blog. It’s just not where it’s at. It’s not who we are. With that said, if she wants to keep her naked ass off [...]

Dude, usually we leave the Lindsay thing to Perezhilton.com and such, but I just had to comment on this. Not so much because Lindsay is again drinking, chasing middle aged women in parking lots on a suspended license and tooting the white horse like her name was Mrs. Al Gore III. I mean, all that [...]