Aug
30
Paris Hilton has done it again. Done what? I don’t know. I don’t know why she is famous. I know she had a show with Snooki’s personal trainer back in the day. I think she made out with a hamburger one time while she humped a car.
I know she’s so rich she doesn’t really need [...]
Tags: Paris Hilton, Paris Hilton Arrested, Paris Hilton cocaine, Paris Hilton Drugs, paris hilton mugshot
Aug
23
I feels good to be back. The first ever Us Versus Them summit went down last week and it was good to have Lake back in the house. We were cranking out some fresh heat last week, so I’m hoping we get a chance to show you our hard work sometime soon. Until then, Lake [...]
Tags: Antonio Cromartie, Antonio Cromartie Hard Knocks, Antonio Cromartie Kids, Hard Knocks, New York Jets
Aug
16
You’ve got to love the news cycle. For three months we had to watch shady underwater video of the Gulf oil spill.
The second they capped that joint, no one on the news knew what else they were supposed to cover. Meanwhile the President pulls the ultimate Man Up move and gets his swim on in [...]
Tags: Bad News, Corey Pavin, Dina Lohan, Jim Grey, Man Up Monday, Network News
Aug
2
It is finally August and I don’t know about you, but I feel like football is coming and I couldn’t be more excited. T.O. is in Cincinnati and the Bengals are talking about potential again. The Jets picked up every single free agent in the entire league, and the Washington Redskins are already self destructing.
Sure, [...]
Tags: Albert Haynesworth, Donovan McNabb, Football, Mike Shanahan, NFL, Training Camp, Washington Redskins
Jul
26
Last week, the homey H8torade posted Glen Davis doing the Dougie and pretty much covered all the bases. On Twitter I said there wasn’t much to add to his commentary on this video.
Damn, that is still turrible. Let’s not forget this:
So yeah, I do have something else to add to H8torade’s commentary.
Glen Davis…MAN UP!
This dude [...]
Tags: Glen Big Baby Davis, Glen Davis, Man Up Monday, Teach Me How to Dougie
Jul
19
Mel Gibson is one crazy dude. This is when I think the internet isn’t a good idea, because Mel Gibson should never be allowed near a recording device ever, ever again. That is going to make it pretty hard to make and star in movies, but at this point I think it might be worth [...]
Tags: Man Up Monday, Mel Gibson, Mel Gibson is crazy, Mel Gibson Rants, Oksana Grigorieva, Racists
Jul
19
The Manny Pacquiao vs. Floyd Mayweather mega fight should have happened last year, it should have happened earlier this year, and it should happen later this year, but instead…it isn’t happening yet.
Mayweather called out Pacquiao for not agreeing to his random drug testing. Pacquiao agreed to most of the terms, but put a deadline of [...]
Tags: Fight of the Century, Floyd Mayweather, Floyd Mayweather is ducking Manny Pacquiao, Man Up Monday, Manny Pacquiao vs. Floyd Mayweather, WTF?!?!?
Jul
12
Dan Gilbert should now be known as the “Mad Owner”, because he really felt the need to “Tell em why you mad son” when LeBron left Cleveland. I mean sure, his franchise probably just lost 25 percent of its value last Friday. Sure, the 2010 free agent season is basically over and all the marquee [...]
Tags: Dan Gilbert Letter, Dwyane Wade, LeBron James, LeBron's girlfriend, Miami Heat
Jul
5
Usually no one cares about the NBA during the off season. The Finals end, the draft lets you know where all the young kids are going, and you can hang it up until the season starts in the Fall. This season it is a little different.
King James is on the street along with Dwayne Wade, [...]
Tags: Chicago bulls, Chris Bosh, Cleveland Cavaliers, Dwayne Wade, LeBron James, Miami Heat, NBA Free Agents, New York Knicks
Jun
21
Brock has given me the honor to hit all of Team Us with a guest post and I’m bringing the heat with a full Man Up medley. There’s been a lot of tomfoolery this week in the World Cup and you know how Team Us handles tomfoolery… with a MAN UP!
First, these bum ass referees [...]
Tags: Kaka gets a Red Card, Man Up Monday, Soccer, Sports, United States Gets Screwed, World Cup Dives, World Cup Officiating
Jun
21
The Lakers must be UvT fans because the supporting cast stepped up and made the championship happen even when Kobe was less than Jordanesque Kobesque. They came back from the 3-2 deficit to give Phil Jackson number 11 and Kobe number 5. The greatest part of the championship was the Ron Artest interview.
That is long, [...]
Tags: Kobe Bryant is not better than Michael Jordan, Lakers 2010 Champions, Man Up Monday, Ron Artest Interview, Ron Artest Thanks His psychiatrist
Jun
14
The World Cup has officially kicked off and the U.S. handled most of their business against the Brits. We got a bit of a gift on the 1-1 tie on one of the worst goals in World Cup history, but you gotta take what they give you. While soccer, or football, is the most popular [...]
Tags: Best flops ever, Dives, Flopping, Football, Football Dives, Football Flops, Soccer, Soccer Dives, Soccer Flops, Sports, World Cup Soccer, worst dives ever, Zidane headbutt
Jun
7
Man Up Monday usually comes out after someone doesn’t step up, but this week we are going to do a proactive Man Up Monday. I need to talk to the rest of the Lakers. Have you seen this dude?
Sometime in the last two seasons the Black Mamba decided to break out the venomous fangs when [...]
Tags: 2010 NBA Finals, Boston Celtics, Kobe Bryant, Los Angeles Lakers, Man Up Monday, NBA Playoffs, Rajon Rondo, Sports
May
24
This oil spill has been going on for over a month now and I’ve been trying to ignore the thing.
It started with an explosion, and suddenly thousands of gallons of oil was pouring into the Gulf of Mexico. Every day I think they are going to get the thing stopped.
Don’t they have plans for this [...]
Tags: BP Oil Spill, Gulf Oil Disaster, Kevin Costner Ocean Therapy, Michael Brown Fema
May
17
Let the great LeBron debate begin. It all started in the pivotal Game 5 versus the Celtics. The game where everyone thought the Chosen 1 was going to simply assert his will on the game. A game that wouldn’t have even been pivotal if it wasn’t for an once in a generation performance from Rajon [...]
Tags: Chicago bulls, Cleveland Cavaliers, LeBron James, LeBron James Free Agent, LeBron James Traded, Miami Heat, New York Knicks
May
17
2009 UvT Commenter of the Year and all things Philly fan Ian M. Summers hit me a few days ago to nominate the Boston Bruins for Man Up Monday. My first thought was, they still play hockey? My second thought was, I don’t even know where Versus or OLN are on my DirecTv, how am [...]
Tags: Boston Bruins Choke, Hockey, NHL, NHL Playoffs, Philadelphia Flyers
May
10
I don’t have a single crew for Man Up Monday this week, I’ve got a whole crew of ‘em . I’ve got to start with the Atlanta Hawks though. There are a few times in sports when “pros” are now performing professionally. This is one of those times. When Orlando beat the hell out of [...]
Tags: Atlanta Hawks, Dana White, Kimbo Slice, Man Up Monday, NBA Playoffs, Orlando Magic, Paul Daley Punches Josh Koscheck, Phoenix Suns, San Antonio Spurs, UFC
May
3
I didn’t really know if that fight was going to be worth it last weekend, but Sugar Shane and Money May did not disappoint. First of all 24/7 on HBO is one of the best pre-fight hype machines out there. The camps are talking junk, you get to see both fighters train and [...]
Tags: Boxing, Fighting, Floyd Mayweather, Floyd Mayweather vs. Shane Mosley, Shane Mosley, Sports
Apr
26
Tim Tebow haters had a rough, rough week. They have been at it for a long time too. It started at Florida. People forget Tebow was basically a trick play, “gotta get this 3 yards” guy backing up Chris Leak. Then Steve Spurrier didn’t vote for him as the #1 QB in the SEC. Then [...]
Tags: 2010 NFL Draft, Denver Broncos, Football, NFL, Sports, Tim Tebow
Apr
12
Now I mentioned this last week, but I didn’t actually know the real deal Holyfield was actually getting a title shot this week. That fight between Roy Jones, Jr. and Bernard Hopkins was a complete debacle, but Holyfield knocked out Franz Botha in the 8th round to win the WBF Title. First, question…why the hell [...]
Tags: Dana White, Man Up Monday, UFC 112, UFC Anderson Silva, UFC BJ Penn
Mar
29
First of All, I’m going to start by telling all the haters to Man Up. Duke is back in the Final Four.
So break out the conspiracy theories about the easy bracket, add a layer of “who the NCAA wants to win”, and rub it down with some Coach K is in the with refs, and [...]
Tags: Dan Hardy, Duke Basketball, GSP, health care, Man Up Monday, NCAA Basketball, NCAA Final Four, Republicans, Tournament Challenge, UFC
Mar
22
I don’t even know what to say. I guess this is why they call it March Madness, but I don’t remember a tournament this exciting in a long, long time. I wasn’t one of those people glued to the TV from Thursday at noon to Sunday night, but I saw plenty. I think Cole Aldrich [...]
Tags: 2010 NCAA Tournament, Duke Blue Devils, Georgetown Hoyas, Kansas Jayhawks, Man Up Monday, March Madness, Sweet Sixteen
Mar
8
I can’t hate on Syracuse basketball. It is hard to be the #1 team in the country. Everyone is gunning for you, everyone gives you their best shot, if you lose on someone else’s floor you get the automatic floor rush from the students.
That feeling sucks. Well Syracuse got a great first half [...]
Tags: ACC Basketball, Basketball, Go to Hell Carolina, Kyle Kuric, Man Up Monday, Sports, Syracuse
Feb
22
This isn’t quite stupid criminals, but it is damn close. Check out this gut trying to rob a 7-11 outside of Boston.
I know what you are thinking, the robber needs to Man Up for getting rushed out of the store by the old woman. But I actually think this special Man Up goes out to [...]
Tags: funny videos, Granny Beats up man robbing store, Man Up Monday, Stupid Criminals
Feb
1
Toyota finally was where they wanted to be. The Big 3 have been struggling for years, and Toyota was finally the #1 car manufacturer.
But now they are doing it wrong. Now I’ve heard of vehicle recalls, but this one pretty much sounds like the worst ever. Sure, recall a bad transmission that might shut the [...]
Tags: Man Up Monday, Toyota