Mel B. is the perfect weapon
Posted by Lake Arlington | Wednesday, April 29th, 2009

It may seem sort of repetitive at this point, but I just had to post these pics of Mel B.

I’m just wondering how she does it.  How is it that she’s 30 something, with two kids running around, rocking a body like that.  I mean, she’s the LeBron James of bikini bodies.

And while that super [...]


Mel B. is Still Bad
Posted by Brock Hardon | Friday, April 10th, 2009

I’ve been down with Mel B. since the old school Scary Spice days.  I was peeping game way back then, and she was really that wild chick.  So now it is like 15 years, one baby, a Spice Girls reunion and one run in with Eddie Murphy later so she can’t be right, can she?
Wrong…Wrong.  [...]

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UvT Loves the Spice Girls!!!
Posted by Lake Arlington | Tuesday, December 2nd, 2008

I’m slowly realizing why the Spice Girls were multi platinum, super hot sh*t over there across the pond in the UK.  They had have the baddest, most interesting collection of chicks on that damn Island!

I mean, first off, look at that damn stomach on that middle broad.  What’s her name, “red spice?”  Hey, that’s her [...]

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Happy Thanksgiving from UvT
Posted by Brock Hardon | Thursday, November 27th, 2008

Thanksgiving seems to bring out the best in people.  So here are some UvT faves getting into the holiday spirit.

Nia Long and Mel B will always be down with Us Versus Them.  Especially if Nia keeps hittin em like this:

and Mel B keeps bringing the thunder like this:

That other chick is named Chanel Iman.  I [...]

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Enough With These Chicks Trying to Be Milfs
Posted by Lake Arlington | Friday, June 6th, 2008

Short and sweet on this one (or not), but I’m tired of these chicks out here trying to act like they’re something other than what they are. Take Bridget Moynahan for instance.

Baby girl gets knocked up with Tom Brady’s baby, which is good enough for a middle tier, would be no name babe like [...]


Mel B. Gets Her Butterface On
Posted by Lake Arlington | Wednesday, March 19th, 2008

I know these pictures are a few days old and fairly insignificant in the grand scheme or things, but I just can’t get enough of Mel B. post baby body.

I mean, I can’t wrap my mind around how this chick bounces back the way she does. It’s no wonder that she keeps a man [...]


What is Half of Half of Half?
Posted by Brock Hardon | Thursday, January 3rd, 2008

Because that is what Tracy Edmonds will be getting from Eddie long about 2013. Eddie and Tracy were married this past weekend.

Damn, he looks happy now, but you know this isn’t gonna work out, right?  Everybody has a boy like Eddie.  You know, a cat that just can’t get along without a girl on his [...]


Classic Material: Harlem Nights
Posted by Lake Arlington | Monday, December 24th, 2007

“Stop it…stop it, don’t shoot that little mufucka no more…”

It really doesn’t get any better than that. From Arsenio shooting Junior, to that hilarious, “you broke my noise…man,” to “oh really, the only way you going home is shot muthafuckaaaaaaaaah…” It’s just all good. Can someone please let me know what [...]


Mel B: In Case You Forgot
Posted by Brock Hardon | Saturday, December 8th, 2007

She still just had a baby. And yes, she is still bad as hell.

Man, that “Dancing with the Stars” diet is real. I asked one of the interns to get me a close up view.

Damn. It is tight up close too. Nice work. I know there have been rumors, [...]


Mel B. Watch: Ooooh Weeee!
Posted by Brock Hardon | Friday, September 14th, 2007

The Lawd is good…he knows what I want!
Now Brock was peeping Mel B. back in the spice girls phase back when she had crazy hair and those big ridiculous boots, and she was still bad as hell.  Now I don’t know what Eddie did, but two kids later she’s better?  How the hail did she [...]


Mel B. watch: The hottest baby mama ever
Posted by Lake Arlington | Wednesday, August 29th, 2007

Dude, is it me or did Mel B. just push Eddie’s baby out 4 and 1/2 months ago?

Since that time she has called him out, got Maury Povich to verify that Eddie IS THE FATHER, got her $$$ from Eddie on the suit tip and supposedly got married to some Bison Dele dude who she [...]


Baby Mama Drama: The curse of Mel B.
Posted by Lake Arlington | Wednesday, August 22nd, 2007

We’ve been meaning to get back to this Eddie Murphy thing for a while now. Let me just preface this by saying that Eddie is my favorite comedian of all time. Think about it, he’s hilarious in stand-up, he was absurdly hilarious on Saturday Night Live, he’s put together classic movies, hell, [...]


Eddie’s paternity test results are in!!!
Posted by Lake Arlington | Monday, June 25th, 2007

Mel B: The child is bloody ‘is. He’s a wanka for denying me baby!!
Eddie: I don’t know who baby that iz ‘Murry’. It’s too light, that’s not my hairline and I don’t make no little girls, everybody knows that.
Maury: The results are in! When it comes to [...]