Someone Needs to Monitor Mike Tyson
Posted by Brock Hardon | Thursday, February 4th, 2010

Mike Tyson has been having a resurgence lately.  He was good in the Hangover, the Tyson biopic was good and he’s even starting to slim down on Dancing with the Stars in Italy.

Now see, 5 years ago we would have thought Tyson had just knocked this woman out.  He looks like he is losing weight [...]

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Mike Tyson: His Tears Are Impeccable, His Whimpers Are Ferocious
Posted by Brock Hardon | Wednesday, October 14th, 2009

Oprah is really trying to get it in this year.  She gets Whitney to talk about smoking Crack Rock Cocaine.  She gets Jay-Z to teach her how to rap, and now she’s got Mike Tyson crying about his life.

I’ve always loved Mike Tyson.  You think he’s dumb because he is a big guy with a [...]

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Mike Tyson: Still The Best
Posted by Brock Hardon | Thursday, May 14th, 2009

With the new Tyson movie out and Iron Mike making a cameo in The Hangover we gotta give the man some love.

They are making a remake of Punch Out! for the Wii, without Mike Tyson.  Can’t he come back?  Unlockable character?  Punch Out isn’t Punch Out without Iron Mike.  One of the greatest moments of [...]

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Mike Tyson is Still the Champ!
Posted by Brock Hardon | Thursday, January 22nd, 2009

And by the champ, I mean the champ of saying something completely crazy.  He really says it in the most sincere way possible.  I think at this point, my man is afraid of himself.  Mike Tyson is the subject of a new documentary film that just premiered at Sundance, and the word on the street [...]

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Oldie But Goodie: “The Bears Are Who We Thought They Were”
Posted by Lake Arlington | Tuesday, January 6th, 2009

Every now and again you get that perfect video clip.  Just something that gives you every damn single thing you want.  This is just that sort of clip:

It’s just too good.  In fact, probably the best.  Well, there’s always this:

You know, the most intriguing aspect of that video at this point is that dude in [...]

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Iron Mike is Worse Than We Thought
Posted by Brock Hardon | Wednesday, December 17th, 2008

Aw, Damn.  When I posted that pic of Mike Tyson yesterday, I didn’t know how bad it really was.  I thought Mike just lost his toughness, but he’s lost a lot more.

Or should I say, he’s gained a lot more.  I mean those are the official fat boy pants right there.  Coming with the pull [...]

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Awwww Mike, why?
Posted by Lake Arlington | Wednesday, May 21st, 2008

Man, I grew up just knowing that Mike Tyson was the baddest man to ever live.  As such, it’s just hard seeing my man looking like this.

Aww dammit Mike!!  Sugar Free Red Bull homey, SUGAR FREE.  Dude, Mike is a mere mortal now, it completely sucks.  And quietly, though this pic is tragic, that little sheen [...]


He used to be the baddest man on the planet
Posted by Lake Arlington | Monday, February 18th, 2008

Now look at him.

Mike Tyson coming out with a bitch bag at the irregulars errr discount suit spot? Say it aint so.

Getting rolled up on by substandard post-cougar mamis errrr mommies?

The look on the white cat’s face pretty much says it all, in fact, I think that’s my cousin Drake (sure his gear and [...]


Mike Tyson: Crazy Throughout the Years…
Posted by Brock Hardon | Friday, September 28th, 2007

You know Mike Tyson is one of my personal favorite dudes.  He was a killer in his prime and I still think Tyson – Holyfield right before Tyson went to jail would have been one of the greatest fights of all time.  In honor of him being one the verge of going back to jail, [...]

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Lay off the Ho-Ho’s
Posted by Brock Hardon | Monday, July 23rd, 2007

As you can see from the banner up top, my man Lake and I were brought up in the era of classic Mike Tyson.  Back when he would knock a cat out in 90 seconds, when he could get off four or five punches in a second, back when you had to read that blink [...]