Hey, I’m not a hater, I stayed out late two nights ago to see my boys party with their beloved Yanks.

All I can say is that the Steinbrenners finally got what they’ve paid for.

The Globetrotters Win! THEEEEEEEEE GLOBETROTTERS WIN!
Japan’s Hideki Matsui, The Indians’ CC Sabathia, Texas Rangers’ Alex Rodriguez and Mark Teixeira, Toronto’s A.J. Burnett, [...]

Well, the word finally came down.  After failing to report this scandal on their network, thereby totally compromising any shred of journalistic integrity they still had, ESPN said the following to both Steve Phillips AND his hoe:

Lol.  Sorry if that joint snuck up on you.  You’ll learn you can’t trust ANY of my sound clips.  [...]

The Paps caught up with Steve Phillips’ slumpbuster, Brooke Hundley, on Friday when word came out that SHE dropped her Restraining Order against Steve P.

I guess her attorney advised her that she wouldn’t be able to sack ESPN dack or take her “rightful place” as a Real Housewife of the MLB with a TRO in [...]

Damn homey!  Yall heard what I had to say about Steve Phillips turrible arse slumpbustin’ hizzoe yesterday.

Haaaa….even Lord Vadar can’t believe Steve Phillips was taggin this yatch.   And if you think that’s bizzare (and it is), peep the nutso 911 recording Steve’s WIFE made to the fuzz:

Damn.  That aint right.  And this is how she [...]

Yall know what a Slumpbuster is, right?

slumpbuster

n. an unattractive woman sought by a man for sexual relations in order to improve his sports-playing abilities or his involuntarily inactive sex life. Subjects: English, Sex & Sexuality, Sports & Recreation, Derogatory, Slang

True..  That’s a slumpbuster.  But so is THIS:

Seriously…And I’m not joking.  This “woman” looks like a [...]

The Sox just embarrassed themselves by getting swept by the Angels.

I said it when they traded Manny.  If people thought they were going to get some bs “addition by subtraction” with that move they’re dreaming.  Manny Ramirez is the best player to EVER play in Boston.  I said it. Just look at his numbers, [...]

The fellas are in the Playoffs and that’s a good thing….

But unless they’re planning to pick up Manny on their way to Anaheim, I don’t see this thing going for too long.  Look, I said it last year in front of the trade, without Manny this is just another squad.  Jason Bay is a nice [...]

Young Roger is still running his smack.  He’s still saying he never did steroids, even though he admits that HIS WIFE DID.

He’s still denies that he was banging out that 15 year old (well, actually he NEVER denied that, get er done rocket).

He’s still saying Andy Pettitte “Misremembered” about his own steroid use with Brian [...]

Ha, now why do all my posts start out with laughter?  Anyway, you know how you hear something from a family member or a friend and as soon as you hear it you say to yourself, “figures”..  I mean, it’s something that was already in your head, but you just got that confirmation and you [...]

WTF is wrong with boy genius Theo and the the Boston Red Sox?

First they let one of the best hitters EVER get away for a bag of mangoes and Jason Bey, then they sit by while the Yanks sign up CC Sabathia AND AJ Burnett and now we get word that they were too soft [...]

“Make ‘Em Wait” – one of my favorite sayings.  It literally applies to all things that I come into contact with.  Anyway, I’m a political junkie and even I’m tired of this damn election.  Can Barack just go ahead and win it already?

Well, if there’s a sign that Barack is bigger than life, maybe it [...]

To quote the great Ghostface Killah aka Tony Starks, “I seen it, like Zenith.” (c. Only Built 4 Cuban Lynx)  What Mr. Starks meant by that was, hey, we knew it was going to come to this and I saw what I said.  I mean, credit to the Rays for they have slayed the giant [...]

Now see, I told cats that trading Manny Ramirez was going to come back to bite everyone in the arse.  Now look at the squad, they look f*cking awful.  And yes I said it yesterday, but could someone please warm up the damn bus!

Meanwhile, Manny is still KILLING IT and inspiring the millions and millions [...]

Damn homey, I don’t know what to say.  I came home, turned on the game and all I saw was this:

I mean, hot dammit, that was a clean Goodwill Hunting inspired “howya like dem apples” arse kicking them Rays put on the hapless Sawks.  I looked to the skipper and he was just speechless.

And now [...]

Now I won’t lie, things looked a bit dicey for a second there.

But in the end, all the fellas in that clubhouse manned up and got it done.  It was good to see Dustin “3 feet high and rising” Pedroia finally get the damn thing done.  And by the way, I’ve seen that cat in [...]

Oh damn.  The game isn’t over yet, but the Cubs lost game 1 and they are down 6-0 in the sixth with THREE ERRORS in game two IN WRIGLEY.  Uh Oh.
———MINI UPDATE—————
Cubs caught that 10-3 whoopin’ last night.  Carry on.
——–MINI UPDATE—————-

Hey Cubs fan, Steve Bartman isn’t around to take the blame on this one either.  [...]

This cat is:

And so are these cats.

Hey Yanks fans, Shaq, the Soxs and yes, your boy Lake Arlington would like you to:
TELL ME HOW MY ARSE TASTES!!! Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaahhhhh, haaaaaaa

I know, I know, “just wait until next year when we get CC Sabathia.”  Believe me, I know.  LOL.

And yes, my man Manny hit a home [...]

That’s just an open question for any of you sports fans out there.  And yes, this shit is so wild to me that I had to go ahead and post TWICE on it.

And once you answer that question, tell me if you’d rather have him or ME, Lakey the Player, out in left field for [...]

WTF are these assholes in Boston doing?!

How in the hell can you trade the one indispensable piece in the entire organization for (drumroll) JASON BAY?!!!!

Are you fucking kidding me?  Who in the hell is Jason Bay?  I’ll have more on this later, but I do not get this at all.

Theo Epstein aint that smart, but [...]

A report came out today that Boston Red Sox owner John Henry was “offended” by Manny Ramirez’s comments about his contract situation for the coming season.

Offended? John Henry should be happy Manny even takes his calls. Manny is the commodity, not John Henry. Let’s see what Manny said:
I want no more [expletive] [...]

Hey man. I’ve pretty much left these Yankees alone this year. I mean, I know they’ve righted that ship a little bit. I mean, kinda, right? They are above .500 and while they’re literally 5.5 games out of first as I type, they seemed like they were making a little comeback. Don’t worry that they [...]

Damn, one night and just so much happened in this Boston sports market that it’s hard to keep up. WEEI is going to be off the chain with phone calls tomorrow, that’s for sure. Let’s start with those C’s, I can’t lie, they started out about as shady as Tyler Perry at the [...]

Yo, I’ve been out of pocket over the last couple of days. I know, it’s because I was tending to my ailing Auntie, right? Uhh, nah. The only thing that was being tended to were those plentiful bottles of Grecian Geese I was imbibing by the liter full.

And just so you know, [...]

Hey, what’s up with these idiots in the NY media acting like Andy Pettitte was courageous for admitting to his HGH use?

First off, in the past he always lied about his illegal HGH use. Then he lied about how many times he used it. The only reason why he copped to what he [...]

Now see, Roger Clemens probably should have slowed his roll when he tricked Brian MacNamee with that tape recording, only to play it at a press conference. You might not want to fuck with a cat like that when he’s got dirt on you AND your wife, Debbie Clemens, who MacNamee claims he shot [...]