I had to make up for one of my transgressions yesterday but putting up a quick Kenya Moore shot to cleanse the proverbial palette.  I guess I did the right thing because it united two rivals in the comments, so I had to post a few more.

Now see, I understand that Smooth Magazine stands for [...]

I know I’m not right, I know those Tara Reid pics not only ruined my night last night, but also may have ruined your entire day.  When you cruise around the internet, sometimes you end up in the wrong neighborhood.  I didn’t want to be caught there alone.  Now you all are there with me.  [...]

I can’t take it.  Did someone announce Tail week at Us Versus Them without me knowing?  It is like shark week on the Discovery channel but with booty.
Rosa Acosta was first discovered by Us Versus Them last year when she really brought the heat.
Check out the original post here.
Last week during the world cup, she [...]

Carina Damm is apparently a MMA fighter.  She will never fight in the UFC because Dana White doesn’t like to let girls fight in his league.  So she fights somewhere else, she’s probably not as good as Cris Cyborg or Gina Carano, but she is Brazilian and she oils herself up for pictures.

It is hilarious [...]

I don’t know when Kim Kardashian made her deal with the devil, or how she is able to rise to a new peak of sexy every 4-5 months but she does it somehow.  I’m not going to question my own eyes.  This is not a studio pic.  This is a woman walking into a wedding [...]

When Lisa Raye hit the scene back in Players Ball, I assumed that she was damn near playing her own life story.  She was a really, really convincing stripper.  Now I am a black man, but I have never actually bought an issue of “Black Men” magazine.  But looking at this cover, I can’t reconcile [...]

I got this video sent to me about a dozen times today with one simple instruction:
Watch this.
So now I give you the same instruction.
Watch This.

I only have one thing to say about that.

I’m gonna do my best to put that into UvT vision, but the whole damn thing is in UvT vision.
0:00 — Damn that [...]

I was not a dude who bought in to the Girls Next Door.  Sure, Hef is still pimpin’ and you can’t hate on a dude who holds down three young tenders at age 84, but blondes aren’t really my type.

Either way, now that I’ve gone back to look at them, Kendra is actually the baddest [...]

Last week I posted a picture of Rosa Acosta and declared her the baddest chick out.  Us Versus Them nation agreed but wanted to make sure their voices were heard.  So they dropped their ideal ladies (and men) in the comments section.  Here is what the Us Versus Them loyalists had to say…
G the intern:
Christina [...]

Us Versus Them stream of consciousness review of “Telephone”:
Sexy inmates…is this where you get locked up when you get caught by the fashion police?…Is that Chyna with a blonde wig?…did they clean that bar off before she licked it?…That was still kinda sexy…was that p*ssy?…[REWIND]…nah, they blurred it…those glasses are made from lit cigarettes…is that [...]

I’ve got an epic post brewin’ that needs one more chart before I’m done.  Can’t make it happen until the morning, so I’m going to do what I always so in this situation.  Throw up a random bad chick.  What way you can’t really be mad at me, right?  The always pleasing, and runner up [...]

I know, I know.  Brock, what is up with the Rihanna obsession?  You named her UvT Lady of the year, you drop her on the site every three weeks, you even pumped her up for actual music.  Well I can’t help it.  She continues to impress and surprise.  Like this for instance.  She shows up [...]

Look you know Rihanna can’t dance.  We even wrote a whole post about it back in the day.  She knows her limitations though, and so she made up for it in pure buck nakedness and effort and still took UvT lady of the year.  Well she’s got a new video out and she might not [...]

Have you seen this?

no, not the fights, they kinda suck.  Florian is a good fighter, but Gomi better bring his A-Game because Florian rips through any lightweight without a belt around his waist.  Then Nelson is just a fatboy who isn’t terribly exciting to watch.  You’ve got to take a look in the bottom right [...]

My open admiration for Dov Charney is well chronicled.  The man is a genius.  Not only has he figured out how to convince people to like his slightly expensive, old school gear.  He’s also doing it with fair wages and American made.  His real genius though?  Is not giving a damn along the way.  As [...]

I’m not gonna lie, my powers of assology sometimes surprise even me.  For instance, I was surfing the net a few days ago when I came across a picture that was literally this size.

Thought #1: Damn, that chick is thick.
Thought #2: That has to be Beyonce.  No one else has legs like that.  I was [...]

I don’t know what kind of conversations go on in the T family, but they seem to have a challenge understanding where they fit in the world.  Sure, Ice T had a good gimmick back in the day.

You gotta respect a permed out, West Coast gangster rapper who starred in New Jack City.  But Ice [...]

Now normally I don’t hit you with a mid-day update, but this is too good to wait.  Who comes up with this stuff, who signed off on this, and can I have a job.

At first only the clapping sounds were unexpected, but then the full on ass-clappities just blew me away. Some CGI dude was [...]

I’m not going to lie, Katie Couric is the only reason the Today show was remotely bearable back in the day.  I’m usually a Sportscenter guy in the morning anyway, but sometimes you need the news.  Local news is all murders, accidents, local scandal and weather, so I need a little national perspective every once [...]

Sometimes naming a lady UvT Quality is a question.  Something I really need to think about.  That is not the case here.  Rosa Acosta is certified bad.

She is like a sexier Cassie to me.  Pretty face, bad body, Rosa Acosta has it all.  This is the mildest picture in this collection too…so…you’ve been warned, scroll [...]

Man, people have been begging Lake and I to take a look at Nicki Minaj.  G the Intern hit us up everyday for about a week.  Running up in the spot like “y’all see this?”, “is she bad?”, “can she rap?”, “did you see angle 2″?  Well damn G, I guess after all the hard [...]

Has anyone been fine for as long as Halle Berry?  I can’t remember a time in my life when Halle Berry was not the baddest chick on earth.  Jungle Fever came out in 1991.  She was even fine as a crackhead back in the day.  I was just a youngin, but I knew a good [...]

I’m reality TV junkie, but even I can admit that the VH1 version of reality TV, especially the “I Love” shows are complete garbage.  Flavor of Love was a joke, but it was actually pretty entertaining, and it gave us Hoopz, so not a complete loss.  (Although it also gave us New York, so you [...]

Did anyone else see this?

You gotta appreciate a chick who will come out of the house pretty much butt as naked.  Those J’s are strapped up and fighting for respectability out here, the thighs are about to bust free.

This dress verifies (as if we needed it) those pictures from the hotel bathroom.  Because that is [...]

Rihanna is going high fashion in Italian Vogue.  Ever since Rihanna got butt naked on those camera phone pictures every picture she takes looks good to me.  She might look a little crazy in these joints, but she is greased up and half butt naked.

You can’t really tell what she’s working with, but as I [...]