Damn Homey: Scottie Pippen
Posted by Brock Hardon | Wednesday, February 17th, 2010

Scottie Pippen has six rings in the hopper, he was named one of the 50 greatest players of all time.  Some argue that Scottie would not have been in the top 50 if it wasn’t for Michael Jordan…but there are others who say that MJ might not have been the same without Pippen.  He was [...]

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The NBA + Guns = Oh Hail Naw
Posted by Brock Hardon | Thursday, January 7th, 2010

On Monday, Gilbert Arenas was simply an idiot for packing gun in his locker and pulling a gun on a brother named Javaris.  Today, he is an idiot who really doesn’t get it who got indefinitely suspended from his job.  Why did David Stern go all Roger Goodell on Pacman Jones on Gilbert Arenas?  Because [...]

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Allen Iverson Forced Into Retirement
Posted by Brock Hardon | Tuesday, December 15th, 2009

Allen Iverson still thinks he’s got it.  He is demanding to start, he retired when he thought he could not start.  Then he went to Philly, and is trying to bring it back like it is 2000.  Unfortunately…it is not.

I guess Rodney Stuckey wanted to let him know why he started over AI last year.  [...]

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Magic vs. Isiah, No Homo?
Posted by Lake Arlington | Friday, October 23rd, 2009

Come on meng.  Why would Magic Johnson come out with a book complaining about Zeke’s allegations that he was gay?

Need I remind Johnson that:
1.  He used to kiss Zeke before every game
2.  He is, in fact, HIV positive (hey, check them statistics)
3.  He rocked the tightest nut huggers this side of John Stockton
4.  That he’s [...]


I still can’t believe Lamar put her on
Posted by Lake Arlington | Friday, October 9th, 2009

Come on mayne. Jay Z put Marcy on the map, he put Brooklyn on his back, he mumble mumble mumble, he let diddy do his tracks… I mean, he put on for his CITY, that’s a muthafockin fact.  But LAMAR..Helloooooo.   You put Not Kim on. Why?

Haaaa, I mean, look at her [...]

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Lamar Odom: Wait, I’m not marrying KIM Kardashian?
Posted by Lake Arlington | Tuesday, September 22nd, 2009

Well, it looks like someone finally told Lamar Odom that all this time he’s been banging out Khloe Kardashian, NOT Kim….

I mean, what in the hell is wrong with these NBA cats?  It’s one thing to go ahead and date this broad.  I mean, she is Kim’s sister.

Her pops did get OJ off:

But that’s where [...]

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Cat Sh*t Defined: Stephon Marbury
Posted by Lake Arlington | Monday, July 27th, 2009

Damn, there’s something about the sensitive thug taking his shirts off.  I don’t know, maybe it’s just me, but it’s never a good thing.  I know money and fame isn’t everything.  I get that it doesn’t guarantee happiness.  But, Stephon Marbury, can I simply ask that you not cat up and then broadcast it for [...]

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The NBA Ushers In the Superteam Era
Posted by Brock Hardon | Tuesday, July 7th, 2009

Now see.  When it comes to everything sports related (other than picking actual winners to games, fights, or races, I’m actually pretty turrible at that) I am a damn sports Svengali.  I predicted two weeks ago that NBA teams were going to have to be “superteams” in order to get it done for the next [...]

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NBA Draft: Things Are Getting Wild
Posted by Brock Hardon | Friday, June 26th, 2009

I don’t remember an NBA Draft that has had this much action around it.  I thought 2010 was supposed to be the wild free agent season…you know when the Knicks get LeBron (AHNT).  But going into the draft, players started flying all over the place.  The Spurs picked up Richard Jefferson.  ATL got Jamal Crawford.  [...]

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There is No “I” in Team…But There Ain’t No “We” Either…
Posted by Brock Hardon | Friday, June 19th, 2009

Defense wins championships, and it takes a whole team to win.  So the Lakers won the Championship on Sunday and the whole team was there to celebrate.  Mean I really love the Lakers.  Now that is a real team.  Guys all working together to achieve a common goal.  Everyone jumps in the trenches together where [...]

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NBA Finals Observations: Game 2
Posted by Lake Arlington | Monday, June 8th, 2009

1.  Like Superman, Dwight Howard has hands of steel

Hey, I like DooooooWight, but homey has LOTS of improvement to do.  He’s crazy athletic, but if it aint a dunk/layup, dude can’t really do much on the offensive side.
2. Steven A. Smith must have been put into witness protection

No doubt, the worst profile in all of [...]


Now This Aint Right: So Caucasian
Posted by Lake Arlington | Tuesday, June 2nd, 2009

Now see.  I give cats a little leeway to run some smack about me and the rest of my aryan brotherhood (not really) and they just take it too far.  Haaaaa  Why they gotta try to play us like this?  I must say, it is funny though.  So I present to you “So Caucasian” feat. [...]

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Lamar Odom is on that Stuff
Posted by Brock Hardon | Tuesday, June 2nd, 2009

It doesn’t matter what sport it is, there is always some ridiculous story about some player that becomes a complete distraction during the playoffs.  This year they really went to the well on this one, the story of the moment is how Lamar Odom sucks because he is addicted to sugar and candy and that [...]

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Chris Paul and WAG drop CP4
Posted by Lake Arlington | Tuesday, June 2nd, 2009

Chris Paul and his fiance, Jada Crawley, just dropped Chris Paul, Jr. on the world yesterday.

Nice work.  Congrats to the happy couple.  Now, I’m not trying to be a dizzick or anything, but uhhh, this is CP3’s lady?  Oh I know, women look a bit different when they’re preggers.  They’re beautiful, just in a different [...]

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Man Up Monday: Cleveland Cavaliers
Posted by Brock Hardon | Monday, June 1st, 2009

Awwwwww damn.  I really didn’t think this would happen.  I’ve been saying for weeks that the Cavs were good, but I didn’t really understand why.  Now I know why, it is because they weren’t that good.  Everyone said the media wanted  Kobe v. LeBron in the finals like it was a bad thing.  Hell, I [...]

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Why is Brian Scalabrine even in the League?
Posted by Lake Arlington | Monday, May 11th, 2009

Listen, I was born in Boston.  I’m the whitest white man you’ll ever know.  I can admit it, I reeaaaally like it when white basketball players do well.  Not those Euro cats either.  I’m talking about home grown cats who’ve been getting it done from jump.  Cats like White Chocolate, Mike Miller, uhhhhh, Mike Miller….errrr [...]

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Duke-K Fiasco: Henderson Bolts for the League
Posted by Lake Arlington | Tuesday, April 21st, 2009

Showing that he can read a recruiting report and watch a McDonald’s All-American game as easily as anyone else, Gerald Henderson has reportedly made the decision to forgo his senior year at Duke and try his luck in the NBA lottery.

From the looks of his face, it looked like a gut wrenching decision.  Nah, look, [...]

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Andrew Bynum is Ready to Play, Boy!
Posted by Brock Hardon | Wednesday, April 1st, 2009

Andrew Bynum is the starting center for the Los Angeles Lakers, he brings heart and size and youth, and another six fouls when the Lakers play the big boys.

In my opinion, he was also the difference maker in the NBA Finals last year.  And by difference maker, I mean his absence is the reason the [...]

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Patrick Ewing Has Always Been Somewhat Terrible…but
Posted by Lake Arlington | Thursday, March 12th, 2009

….this is just ridiculous.  I mean, it was cool to look this ridiculous and have no semblance of a cut when homey was dropping 35 on cats with unstoppable baseline turnarounds, drops steps and dunkers, but what about now?  I mean, they don’t have any barbers in Big Pat’s hood?

Damn a Snickers, personal grooming is [...]

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Stephon Marbury joins the Boston Celtics
Posted by Brock Hardon | Monday, March 2nd, 2009

Stephon Marbury was (released?  traded?  dropped and picked up?  Banished?) to the Celtics last weekend and has already played in a few games.  We debated here a few weeks ago if Steph still had it.  I figured he might be done after turning 32 and spending a year on the sidelines, but he looks like [...]

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NJ Nets Player Sean Williams Arrested After Duke Game!
Posted by Brock Hardon | Thursday, February 19th, 2009

Sean Williams plays for the New Jersey nets and is a former player at Boston College.  He had a little run in with the law and got banned from campus.  Here is the story from ESPN.  I just like how his file picture has a look on his face that just screams “this is some [...]

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Again, Somebody Needs To Tell MJ, He’s MJ
Posted by Lake Arlington | Tuesday, February 17th, 2009

Michael Jordan is richer than GOD, but yet dude continues to rock those “Dad Jeans” everywhere he goes like homey is permanently stuck in a time warp.

I mean, seriously, I know those pants.  They’re the same ones I rocked back in 94, three words Marithe and Francois Girbaud.  No?  Well, then Levi and Strauss, then?  [...]

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Eddy Curry can’t catch a break
Posted by Lake Arlington | Monday, January 26th, 2009

Sad news.  It appears that Eddy Curry’s ex girlfriend/beard (I’m just saying) got murdered in Chicago over the weekend.

Damn.  That’s really f*cked up.  This cat’s world is all kinds of messed up right now.  And to make matters even worse, the perps killed the woman’s daughter as well.  Eddy’s son was spared, but he allegedly [...]


If you listen to the allegations against Eddy Curry right now they read more like the alternate ending of a Nas diss track (Ether is classic) than a legitimate lawsuit filed by his ex-con, prior limo driver, David Kuchinsky.

But just take a look see what Eddy Curry is being accused of:
1.  Being Anti-Semitic – supposedly when [...]

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Big Baby Davis Indeed
Posted by Brock Hardon | Friday, December 12th, 2008

The Celtics were up by like, 25 the other night when the second team promptly hit the floor and gave the entire lead right back.  Well, KG didn’t like it so he went into the huddle and gave the boys the business.
I fink he huwt Gwen Davis’s feewings.

Haaaaaaaa. that cat was really upset and wanted [...]

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