Ohio State catches an ass whoopin…AGAIN!
Posted by Lake Arlington | Tuesday, January 8th, 2008

Ones of people were surprised when LSU handily beast OSU for the mythical (meaning bullshit) BCS sponsored National Championship.

Another Big 10 team, another bust. Look, we all know you really love football in Ohio.

We understand that many of the best players in the mighty Midwest who don’t decide to hit up Michigan play their [...]


Sorry Charlie…Notre Dame still sucks
Posted by Lake Arlington | Saturday, October 20th, 2007

I walk these empty streets, on the boulevard of broken dream,
where the city sleeps and I’m the only one and I walk alone

Surprise, surprise, in case you didn’t know, the Notre Dame Fighting Irish got their candy asses handed to them on Saturday, 38-0, by No. 13 USC.

Further proof that whenever ND [...]


More Football rants: Mike Gundy vs Jenni Carlson
Posted by Lake Arlington | Tuesday, September 25th, 2007

Man, I LOVE these football coaches. They really get after it. This is some hot shit right here. I mean, this cat is HOT!!!! Mike Gundy, the Oklahoma State Football Coach got after chick sports reporter Jenni Carlson concerning an article she wrote about Quarterback Bobby Reid wherein, among [...]


Whoop that trick: Notre Dame gets worked by Michigan State
Posted by Lake Arlington | Monday, September 24th, 2007

Though Michigan State did everything in their power to make Notre Dame fans believe they actually might be able to win the game (including a fumble inside their 10 on the kickoff), the inevitable happened.

Indeed, Chuck Weis and the Notre Dame Fighting Irish (by the way as a full errr 1/4 blooded Irishmen, I’m offended [...]


Duke beats Northwestern, ones of fans cheer
Posted by Lake Arlington | Monday, September 17th, 2007

Oh yes, we almost forgot. Duke beat Northwestern on Saturday.

Don’t get me wrong, I’m a huge Duke Sports fan (well, all except Lax who I actively root against and Football who I just don’t even think about), but for me this is not news. The only reason why I’m even raising the issue is because [...]


Michigan gets worked…AGAIN!
Posted by Lake Arlington | Saturday, September 8th, 2007

Yoooo, I know I said I would let Brock write something up about the Michigan v. Oregon game (after all, he was there) and he still can, but I’m sitting here watching Sports Center and I just heard the most hilarious sound clips from that Oregon-Michigan post game press conference. So hilarious that [...]


Unranked Notre Dame goes into Penn State
Posted by Lake Arlington | Saturday, September 8th, 2007

Let’s just say we’ve got the angel of death on pager call for what is certain to be a blood bath in Happy Valley.

Oh, it’s gonna be an ass whoopin and you just know the Large Anchovy, Chuck Weis will just blame is on “an inexperienced Quarterback”…. of course, it’s got to be him. [...]


College Top 25: Can USC ride Booty to the Championship?
Posted by Brock Hardon | Wednesday, August 22nd, 2007

The first College Football poll has been issued, and once again USC is in the drivers seat.

That’s right, SoCal is going to depend on the JDB, John David Booty, to take them all the way. Booty, Booty, Booty better be rocking everywhere, because it will all be on him. Luckily they play in the PAC [...]


Unranked Notre Dame Irish had busy off-season, according to the COPS!!!
Posted by Lake Arlington | Tuesday, August 21st, 2007

“I smoke, I drank, I’m suppose to stop, but I caint”
These stories are hardly news, even by UvT standards, I’ll admit that. But the hot new freshmen Quarterback from the Notre Dame football team, Jimmy Clausen, the only real blue-chip recruit Charlie Weis has EVER brought into any program got popped by the undercover [...]