Reebok finally put together a product we can endorse here at Us Versus Them. They call them the Easytone, and just like that Orangina ad we ran last week, you would think I directed it.
Now I know the world has changed when major companies are talking about pumping up your tail in mainstream commercials.
Oh, Kimmy [...]
I don’t know what I was doing when I came across this chocolate beauty a few weeks ago but I have to share.
she is silky smooth and right, but it led me into a zone that I was unfamiliar with. Her friend is thick…yet she’s packing the negative arse. Peep it.
If I told you I [...]
UvT nation. I actually thing this whole Erin Andrews thing is pretty terrible. For her I mean. It’s bad enough that some clown would violate her with this peep hole espionage foolishness.
But then to put it on the web? That’s just an ass whoopin type offense if I’ve ever heard it. With that said….
The only [...]
I feel like Kim K’s tail is like Tiger Woods’ golf game. Even in the face of the entire Hollywood scene, if you line up Kim K vs. the field, 9 times out of 10 times she’s going to win.
Damn I love them. eer..shoes. But on the real, go back and peep that J to [...]
For some reason Jabba the Hutt slave girl outfit Princess Leia is a notorious geek dream. I was more of an Oola guy (even as a kid I knew that chick was thick – before she got eaten by that slobber monster thing that is). Well, for all the geeks out there I give you [...]
No, it’s not that Nick Hogan unleashed his own version of Hulkamania and nearly killed another one of his friends, made him a paraplegic, talked about the victim, his former boy, like he wasn’t sh*t and then ended up going to jail behind it. Nah, he’s already done all that. Nope, the tragedy that I [...]
Yesterday I hit you with Jessica Biel who scored a perfect 8 on the WGTS (White Girl Tail Scale), and here is the Omega to her Alpha, Tara Reid.
Does the arse get more negative than that? If she wasn’t bending over, I wouldn’t know the difference between her back and her thigh. There is no [...]
So we were literally in a staff meeting today talking about our updates to the site and Brock broke in with that “oh, did you hear about that Kelis Sex Tape?”
Why no I didn’t. Shoot, I was just thinking that it had been a while since the sex tape gods had sent me something to [...]
Right, I finally realize why these wretched high waist pants are in style. It’s because of Brody Jenner’s lady’s extra high belly button, right?
Damn, now on the right hand side we have a completely irrelevant chick with a negative ass. Next time I’ll airbrush the rest of her body out of the picture [...]
With all this talk about sex tapes out there, I figured that we should highlight the true king of the international players. His name is Edison Chen.
Talk about a playa from the Himalayas, not only did this cat slay like every single Hong Kong starlet, he got them all on camera giving him hizzead!! [...]
Look, we’ve talked about Erin Andrews before. Yep, she was that chick we had to call out for the Negative Arse syndrome. So you’d think that’d be the end of it but then I caught her during the timeout at the Penn State v. OSU game the ‘nother night and got to thinking. [...]
I’m not a big Wino guy. I don’t really listen to her music aside from the obligatory “Rehab” bridge each and every Club DJ felt they had to hit me with back in 2007, but when I saw this I just had to post it. She gets a few points for going retro [...]
I mentioned a few posts ago that I have a masters in Assology. It allows me to identify a tight booty from 20 paces. I can see it coming, identify it from any angle. Hell, tell me where a girl was born, her favorite food, and two hobbies and I can take a pretty good [...]
I took a lot of shit for my hard-hitting negative ass exposé from back in the day. Still, I pushed on because I really believe that it was and still is an important issue that has been largely ignored by the mainstream media.
(Negative arse syndrome, has it hurt you or someone you [...]
Adriana Lima is a Brazilian Victoria’s Secret model and always on everyone’s hot list. Now we like a special kind of woman here at Us Versus Them, so let’s see how she holds up.
Ok, she’s a pretty girl. Brazil generally gives you what you want. This is your basic chick with a little extra exotic [...]
When Lake wakes up in the morning, he can’t figure out what he likes best for breakfast:
Pancakes…
Or Muffin Tops…
Personally, I like thick legs and ham.
I do like them, Sam I Am.
-Brock
Now I didn’t even know who this chick was before Lake’s post on her a few days back, but even when he posted it, she looked like about three different chicks in those pictures. So I have to ask…Is Vanessa Hudgens White or Black? Let’s take a look:
Black.
White.
White
Light-skinned black chick.
I’m going to go [...]
I know this is a touchy subject (we’ve lost so many good men out there), but I felt I just had to say something after I saw this picture the other day.
(this particular debacle of a tail is Tara Reid, who would otherwise get absolutely no run on this blog)
Horrible, isn’t it? Makes you cringe. [...]
