You’ve got to love the news cycle. For three months we had to watch shady underwater video of the Gulf oil spill.
The second they capped that joint, no one on the news knew what else they were supposed to cover. Meanwhile the President pulls the ultimate Man Up move and gets his swim on in [...]
So I’m at the crib last night watching Barack dominate McCain when someone slips in my copy of The Last Dragon.
Wait, Sho Nuff had the red glow:
Leroy had the yellow glow:
Who had the blue glow? Vanity?
She had the glow all right, but not that kind of glow. No, CNN decided election night was the time [...]
Wow, John McCain is finally on the semi “us” side of a this blog.
Ok, not really, but he did something that even I had to give him a “ataway to not be such an arse-hole John Boy.”
What, who am I kidding, all these mufuckers are “them” to me. Anyway, peep how even John McCain couldn’t [...]
We just got linked on the Wired site for our Mitt Romney blast. Shout to Sarah Lai Stirland for the link.
Wired is the shit!
-Brock
UPS announced that it was able to cut costs by changing the way their trucks drove their routes. Sound like a complicated issue with teams of engineers working out algorithms for years? Nah, they solved the problem by only making right turns at intersections. By not waiting at lights idling until traffic [...]
Is anyone shocked that Dubyah with his “Git er dun” approach to foriegn policy and intelligence gathering, would get yet ANOTHER claim of weapons capability wrong?
I mean, honestly, would you trust this cat to run your summer lemonade stand? But yet yall voted for the fool…TWICE. At any rate, add this to his [...]
This is the story that just won’t die.
Infinitely fabulous Senator Larry Craig gay Republican from Idaho has managed to open yet another chapter in his gay sex scandal. This time, he’s got his gay ex-boyfriends ahem panties all in a bunch over his assertion “I’m not gay and I have never been gay.”
Oh really? [...]
Michael Vick turned himself in today to start his jail term ahead of his sentencing date of December 10th. I guess he finally figured out that actually doing something responsible may actually cause the judge and the public to avoid throwing the entire book at the dude. I just don’t know about turning [...]
After further review the Us Versus Them Department of Law Enforcement and Corrections has found that the arse whooping, manhandling and especially the Tazing of dat candy ass experienced by the idiot Florida Student was proper, prudent, appreciated, encouraged, and enjoyed…
Oh and the Florida Department of Law Enforcement also held that the incident [...]
A truck carrying a bunch of chickens overturned on the highway and the birds made a run for it.
Hilarious. Was there one with the truck route tattooed underneath its feathers, just waiting for the right moment?
I hear they threw 11 secret herbs and spices in the face of the driver, blinding him instantly. Some held [...]
I’m not saying I like the cat either. I don’t know much about him. But every time someone talks about Iran and their leader, President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, short of his criticism of our Middle East policy and our horrible president, I can’t really understand why he’s such a pariah.
(the cat looks pretty soft [...]
So here is the current front page of CNN.com.
Now you know that UvT likes the Philipino Prison dancers as much as the next guys. But front page news? This isn’t news. The Jena Six, that is news. The Presidential Election is news. Hell, I’ll even take hurricanes at this point. There is even a video [...]
