I don’t think there is any event that is more like magic than the NFL Draft.  Sure, you never know what you are going to get in basketball either, but at least the only rounds that really matter are the first two, and there are less than 60 guys to deal with.  There might be [...]

So sometimes you can tell who is going to win a major sporting event by the energy and momentum behind the program.  The squad gets good karma, people find interesting ways to support and you can tell who has right on their side.
For instance.  The Vikings have so much great support, the great one, the [...]

There are only four teams left in the NFL.  Peyton and the Colts.  Old man Favre and the Vikings.  The high flying Saints.  And the shit talking, nothing to lose Jets.

How do you not love this guy?  Rex Ryan is one of those old school football coaches that just wears the same gear every week [...]

The NFL is either feast or famine.  Going into Sunday there were two undefeated teams, there were a good handful of teams doing well, and there were a bunch of teams that really suck.  The Lions are horrendous.  The Rams are a joke.  The Bucs suck in their own special way.  But no one pulls [...]

By this time, we all know Brett Favre is a completely self-absorbed dick.

But he put on that total arsehole hat when he walked into Lambeau and did the cheese heads all kinds of wrong.

You know in some way, I feel bad for Brett.  Sure he’s an ass.  But it’s not his fault that the media [...]

I had the NFL Sunday ticket fired up in the Man Cave on Sunday when I saw a sad, sad sight.  I was watching the Chargers game and they showed a clip of Ladainian Tomlinson from last week when they were on the goal line and he wasn’t chosen to run the ball in.  I [...]

There is one thing about being an asshole.  You can be a little bit of a jerk and get through life okay.  But you are a big, notorious asshole, everyone is waiting for you to make one little slip, and they are going to take you out.  Say what you want to about Rush Limbaugh.  [...]

Come on mayne. Is this cat serious?

This cat went ahead and sat out until week 5, left all kinds of loot on the table while his team was WINNING without his candy ass and he finally comes back thanks to MC Hammer?

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa  I mean, you couldn’t write bs like this.  F*cking MC Hammer?!  I [...]

Look, I aint no football expert.  What I do know is that when you’ve got an 11 point lead and there are 2:20 left on the clock, you should win.  But don’t tell that to the genius, Dick Jauron…

I mean, I know this jackass went to Yale and all..

For real. Sorry Yale guys (shouts to [...]

Brett Favre, after a Hall of Fame career with the Green Bay Packers and defining the modern era of Lambeau Field retired from the game of football in 2008.  If you remember, this was after he held the Packers and Aaron Rodgers hostage for a few seasons.  Remember this?

The man cried it out and everything. [...]

He’s not with my Dirty Birds, but I’ll take the Eagles.

I do kinda feel sorry for Donovan McNabb though.  There is no shot of McNabb losing the starting spot, but he’s good for an injury and has been the subject of QB controversy before.  Oh, and A.J. Feeley…time to start looking for a job.
-Brock

Damn it has been a long, long time.  Back in the early days of Us Versus Them we talked a lot of Mike Vick.  He got popped for the worst airport smuggling scheme ever.  Using a water bottle to smuggle weed through the airport is crazy, because water bottles are not allowed.  That is like [...]

Dear Brett, we don’t care. At least now you can stop throwing interceptions. You were overrated your entire career and I’ll just be glad I don’t have to hear your name anymore.

Watch out for them ho*es trying to get their upgrade once you stopped playing. Otherwise, enjoy.

- Lake

I had never heard of the UFL before last week.  Then I end up hearing about it from all the idiots that don’t think Mike Vick is going to have a job in the NFL come the final cut date of September 1.

Even Donovan McNabb knows Mike Vick is going to be slinging the rock [...]

The internets era has allowed athletes to have unprecedented access to self promotion.  Shaq is on Twitter.  Chris Bosh was making hilarious videos of himself asking for All Star votes.  And for some reason in the NFL, you can get paid by making crazy videos of yourself jumping over things.
First up, Adrian Wilson going over [...]

Jay Cutler still had a chapped arse from the fact that the Denver Broncos were seriously in play to pull Matt Cassel to the Mile High City last month.  So pissed, that he needed a meeting with the coach to try to iron out their differences.

So Jay went in to the meeting letting them know [...]

How the hell did this happen?

T.O. is a freaking Buffalo Bill?  I know Terrell Owens isn’t as good as the classics of the game…hell, I don’t even think T.O. is as good as he is in his own mind, but I’m feeling very Jerry Rice in Oakland, very Emmitt Smith in Arizona, very Joe Montana [...]

Daaaaamn Homey.  You used to be the Maaaaaaan homey.  What happened to you?
Hey T.O. you just got released…not traded…not given up for value…dropped on the street released by the Dallas Cowboys.  How do you feel about that?

Yeah, it kinda sucks.  You know that also means they aren’t going to pay you any more loot off [...]

I’m down with professional cheerleaders, I really am.  Sure, the college version of the cheerleader is a fundamentally superior example of the species.

Sure, they always look better from section 205, or in those quick, low angle cuts you get when you are watching a game, then they do when you actually get up close…but they [...]

I watched the superbowl from my boy’s couch with him setting out a lovely spread for all the guests.  As a combination of chicken wang and pizza entered my essence, homey, knowing I’m a vodka guy, asked me if I wanted to get up on this Ketel One and Soda.

Not really, but that was an [...]

WOW!  Is there anything you can think of that’s better than a Reality Show starring Terrell Owens?  I mean, I saw him on Hard Knocks last season and I couldn’t get enough.  I guess VH1 got a little taste of that star power and signed my man up.  It makes perfect sense because let’s face [...]

Donovan McNabb and the Eagles were up 23-11 on the Giants at the end of the game on Sunday when Donovan makes a play that puts about the third of fourth nail in the Giants coffin and grabs the phone to the booth on the Giants sideline.

If you watched closely he screamed “Help!” into the [...]

Marcellus Wiley is a commentator on NFL Live on ESPN.  He’s a former player and has really fully made the transition to being in front of the camera.

But sometimes things aren’t what they seem.

Come on man!  Apparently Marcellus likes his suits like I like my chicken, “top half only”.  (That’s white meat for the slow [...]

This is quick.  The Buffalo Bills are my football team.  You rarely hear that on this blog, because they f*cking suck and have sucked for a long long time.  Well, now our genius owner, Ralph Wilson, decided to take the Bills game against MIami, a HUGE rival, to freaking Toronto Canada….AHHHHNTTT

Look, Canada is a fine [...]

By this time you probably heard that young Plaxico (really mom?) went ahead and shot himself in the leg out at a club in NYC this weekend.

Shot himself?  Ha.  My bad, I know it’s not funny, but damn.  I guess my brain just always defaults to joke.  After all, dude is ok after putting a [...]