I feels good to be back. The first ever Us Versus Them summit went down last week and it was good to have Lake back in the house. We were cranking out some fresh heat last week, so I’m hoping we get a chance to show you our hard work sometime soon. Until then, Lake [...]
Brett Favre is texting people that he isn’t playing football anymore. No interview, no press conference, hasn’t officially told the team, and absolutely no one believes him.
That’s right, Brett Favre is still a dick. He held up the Vikings all summer throwing passes to high school kids. The Vikings passed on QB’s in the draft, [...]
We covered the Albert Haynesworth controversy on Monday, and it is still getting worse. Now his knee is hurt, he’s not even attempting the test anymore. Now Coach Shanahan is in a tough spot. Haynesworth can’t play until he passes, Haynesworth isn’t even trying the test anymore, so when is this dude gonna hit the [...]
It is finally August and I don’t know about you, but I feel like football is coming and I couldn’t be more excited. T.O. is in Cincinnati and the Bengals are talking about potential again. The Jets picked up every single free agent in the entire league, and the Washington Redskins are already self destructing.
Sure, [...]
After Ryan Leaf, I didn’t think a star could fall faster or more dramatically, but Jamarcus Russell is really trying to take a run at it. When he came out of college a few years ago, I thought he might be able to actually get something done. The Raiders were building a decent defense, they [...]
Jerry Jones never ceases to amaze. First he built Amuuricas biggest stadium.
The stadium got the Cowboys, a Manny Pacquaio fight, the NBA All Star Game, will get the Final Four and the Super Bowl in a few years, and got Christened on the first night. Jerry Jones is a winner and he feels good.
The best [...]
I don’t think there is any event that is more like magic than the NFL Draft. Sure, you never know what you are going to get in basketball either, but at least the only rounds that really matter are the first two, and there are less than 60 guys to deal with. There might be [...]
So sometimes you can tell who is going to win a major sporting event by the energy and momentum behind the program. The squad gets good karma, people find interesting ways to support and you can tell who has right on their side.
For instance. The Vikings have so much great support, the great one, the [...]
There are only four teams left in the NFL. Peyton and the Colts. Old man Favre and the Vikings. The high flying Saints. And the shit talking, nothing to lose Jets.
How do you not love this guy? Rex Ryan is one of those old school football coaches that just wears the same gear every week [...]
The NFL is either feast or famine. Going into Sunday there were two undefeated teams, there were a good handful of teams doing well, and there were a bunch of teams that really suck. The Lions are horrendous. The Rams are a joke. The Bucs suck in their own special way. But no one pulls [...]
By this time, we all know Brett Favre is a completely self-absorbed dick.
But he put on that total arsehole hat when he walked into Lambeau and did the cheese heads all kinds of wrong.
You know in some way, I feel bad for Brett. Sure he’s an ass. But it’s not his fault that the media [...]
I had the NFL Sunday ticket fired up in the Man Cave on Sunday when I saw a sad, sad sight. I was watching the Chargers game and they showed a clip of Ladainian Tomlinson from last week when they were on the goal line and he wasn’t chosen to run the ball in. I [...]
There is one thing about being an asshole. You can be a little bit of a jerk and get through life okay. But you are a big, notorious asshole, everyone is waiting for you to make one little slip, and they are going to take you out. Say what you want to about Rush Limbaugh. [...]
Come on mayne. Is this cat serious?
This cat went ahead and sat out until week 5, left all kinds of loot on the table while his team was WINNING without his candy ass and he finally comes back thanks to MC Hammer?
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa I mean, you couldn’t write bs like this. F*cking MC Hammer?! I [...]
Look, I aint no football expert. What I do know is that when you’ve got an 11 point lead and there are 2:20 left on the clock, you should win. But don’t tell that to the genius, Dick Jauron…
I mean, I know this jackass went to Yale and all..
For real. Sorry Yale guys (shouts to [...]
Brett Favre, after a Hall of Fame career with the Green Bay Packers and defining the modern era of Lambeau Field retired from the game of football in 2008. If you remember, this was after he held the Packers and Aaron Rodgers hostage for a few seasons. Remember this?
The man cried it out and everything. [...]
He’s not with my Dirty Birds, but I’ll take the Eagles.
I do kinda feel sorry for Donovan McNabb though. There is no shot of McNabb losing the starting spot, but he’s good for an injury and has been the subject of QB controversy before. Oh, and A.J. Feeley…time to start looking for a job.
-Brock
Damn it has been a long, long time. Back in the early days of Us Versus Them we talked a lot of Mike Vick. He got popped for the worst airport smuggling scheme ever. Using a water bottle to smuggle weed through the airport is crazy, because water bottles are not allowed. That is like [...]
Dear Brett, we don’t care. At least now you can stop throwing interceptions. You were overrated your entire career and I’ll just be glad I don’t have to hear your name anymore.
Watch out for them ho*es trying to get their upgrade once you stopped playing. Otherwise, enjoy.
- Lake
I had never heard of the UFL before last week. Then I end up hearing about it from all the idiots that don’t think Mike Vick is going to have a job in the NFL come the final cut date of September 1.
Even Donovan McNabb knows Mike Vick is going to be slinging the rock [...]
The internets era has allowed athletes to have unprecedented access to self promotion. Shaq is on Twitter. Chris Bosh was making hilarious videos of himself asking for All Star votes. And for some reason in the NFL, you can get paid by making crazy videos of yourself jumping over things.
First up, Adrian Wilson going over [...]
Jay Cutler still had a chapped arse from the fact that the Denver Broncos were seriously in play to pull Matt Cassel to the Mile High City last month. So pissed, that he needed a meeting with the coach to try to iron out their differences.
So Jay went in to the meeting letting them know [...]
How the hell did this happen?
T.O. is a freaking Buffalo Bill? I know Terrell Owens isn’t as good as the classics of the game…hell, I don’t even think T.O. is as good as he is in his own mind, but I’m feeling very Jerry Rice in Oakland, very Emmitt Smith in Arizona, very Joe Montana [...]
Daaaaamn Homey. You used to be the Maaaaaaan homey. What happened to you?
Hey T.O. you just got released…not traded…not given up for value…dropped on the street released by the Dallas Cowboys. How do you feel about that?
Yeah, it kinda sucks. You know that also means they aren’t going to pay you any more loot off [...]
I’m down with professional cheerleaders, I really am. Sure, the college version of the cheerleader is a fundamentally superior example of the species.
Sure, they always look better from section 205, or in those quick, low angle cuts you get when you are watching a game, then they do when you actually get up close…but they [...]
