I don’t know if you are aware of Justin Bieber. He’s only 16 and I’m pretty sure he isn’t one of Us. He is knows for being a trending topic on twitter every single day, driving 14 year old girls crazy, whooping Aziz Ansari’s ass, and signing in a really, really high voice.
He’s only 16, [...]
Mayyyyyyne, I’ve been thinking about how to play this one for a long time, so I’ve finally decided to take it to the people. So you know I do jokes and stuff right? You know I in the Google kang, and I can find damn near anything on the internet right? You know that I’m [...]
I don’t think there is any event that is more like magic than the NFL Draft. Sure, you never know what you are going to get in basketball either, but at least the only rounds that really matter are the first two, and there are less than 60 guys to deal with. There might be [...]
The NFL is either feast or famine. Going into Sunday there were two undefeated teams, there were a good handful of teams doing well, and there were a bunch of teams that really suck. The Lions are horrendous. The Rams are a joke. The Bucs suck in their own special way. But no one pulls [...]
There is one thing about being an asshole. You can be a little bit of a jerk and get through life okay. But you are a big, notorious asshole, everyone is waiting for you to make one little slip, and they are going to take you out. Say what you want to about Rush Limbaugh. [...]
Well, I guess we now know for sure who’s the Real HU.
I know, I know, so I’ll just say it for you guys:
Fair enough. But what do you Hampton grads (I know we’ve got more than a few that read this blog) got to say about this not black chick wearing the Miss Hampton crown?!
Ha, [...]
I aint seen this joint in years. But let’s just say I had to kick my lil niece dead in her ass once I saw that she had been messing with my web camera.
Haaa, jeez. She really stuck the landing on that joint. Damn…too much.
- Lake
Look, I aint no football expert. What I do know is that when you’ve got an 11 point lead and there are 2:20 left on the clock, you should win. But don’t tell that to the genius, Dick Jauron…
I mean, I know this jackass went to Yale and all..
For real. Sorry Yale guys (shouts to [...]
Yo, I was going to comment on how terrible Heidi Montag is, but Anderson Cooper said it all. I mean, he really got after this broad. I didn’t know the semi soft, semi suspect Andy had this kid of pepper sauce in his repertoire. Tell us how you really feel Coop!
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Not much to talk about here. This jackass did what most racist cops know better than doing: Made public his racist views in a blast email to his boys in the fuzz and military.
Dude called Gates a “banana eating jungle monkey” and claimed that he would have pepper sprayed Gates had he been in that [...]
Dear Brett, we don’t care. At least now you can stop throwing interceptions. You were overrated your entire career and I’ll just be glad I don’t have to hear your name anymore.
Watch out for them ho*es trying to get their upgrade once you stopped playing. Otherwise, enjoy.
- Lake
Clearly I have fallen down on the job and not stepped up and done my duty to smack another Republican in the mouth piece.
But I’ve honestly been busy with other pressing matters. But when the pictures of the purported “Latin Heat” came out, I had to drop what I was doing and just run [...]
First off, what kind of name is Will I Am? AHHHHHHNT. That’s fucking terrible. I thought I needed to preface any comment with that revelation. That’s actually a worse name than “Perez Hilton”…. Anyway, this whole “debate” pretty much comes down to the scoreboard. Here’s the score.
Dude, there is just something about an unanswered punch [...]
For some reason Jabba the Hutt slave girl outfit Princess Leia is a notorious geek dream. I was more of an Oola guy (even as a kid I knew that chick was thick – before she got eaten by that slobber monster thing that is). Well, for all the geeks out there I give you [...]
Young Roger is still running his smack. He’s still saying he never did steroids, even though he admits that HIS WIFE DID.
He’s still denies that he was banging out that 15 year old (well, actually he NEVER denied that, get er done rocket).
He’s still saying Andy Pettitte “Misremembered” about his own steroid use with Brian [...]
Well looky here. Miss “I’m sorry, that’s just how I was raised,” Carrie Prejean has some dirt coming out that involves her reconstructed canz.
Yall remember, this chick. She said she was against “same sex marriage” and then went on to say it’s “good that we live in a country where you can also choose opposite [...]
Every time I think about Texas, I really want to give them a fair shake. I don’t want to think of everyone who lives there as these people:
But then they break out and literally do some ol cowboy shit. And by cowboy shit, I mean let people know that they clearly don’t give a damn [...]
First it was Ronald Reagan, then it was Arnold Schwarzenegger (why is his name in my spell check?), now it is time for a new man to step out of acting and take on politics. Chuck Norris said he wants to be President. I guess it is about time to have a President with feathered [...]
Us Versus Them is convinced that Facebook is evil for hundreds of reasons. That doesn’t mean that we don’t get down on Facebook, we do, some of my favorite casual, random acquaintances are on Facebook. You can join UvT on Facebook HERE. Anyway, here is the latest reason Facebook is evil, because it will get [...]
Now that we’ve taken care of cornrow dude, we’ve got to go on to the next expired stereotypical trend. Saggy pants.
That’s right. That is pretty ridiculous fellas. I like the J’s though. (For guys, J’s will refer to their shoes, not their breasts) I know, I know, it is part of the culture. It’s even [...]
Nothing says empowerment like $400,000 of airbrush, some silicone-saline polymer enforced titties sittin on high and some collagen lips busting out at the seams. No this aint Lil Kim Back to the Future Edition, I’m talking about the movements of the ULTIMATE feminist, so strong that you can hear her bare arse roar, Aubrey O’Day! [...]
I watched the superbowl from my boy’s couch with him setting out a lovely spread for all the guests. As a combination of chicken wang and pizza entered my essence, homey, knowing I’m a vodka guy, asked me if I wanted to get up on this Ketel One and Soda.
Not really, but that was an [...]
Shieeeeet, maybe the NHL is different.
Because for that little comment he made about ole boy eating up his sloppy seconds, the Dallas Stars just gave my man Sean Avery his walking papers. But the good news for Mr. Avery is that the Stars aren’t voiding his contract, so there shouldn’t be any problem with Sean [...]
“….so how the f*ck are suppose to make cheese, all on a nillaz mind…”
Boy, it’s been a f*cked up year for the city of DEtroit:
1. Kwame Kilpatrick was getting his bang out, mic checka, “I did not have sex with dat—,” textual chocolate, perjury indictment, thrown the farg out of office, get your arse checked [...]
Yo, I was bumping around the net, looking for nothing in particular when I ran into these NSFW pics of Marisa Tomei….right, THAT Marisa that was relevant back in the “My Cousin VInny” days.
incidentally, that movie is mildly underrated:
Anyway, I never really got why my friends loved this chick so much. I mean, she’s kind [...]
