I know there is a lot of controversy around all of this and this isn’t going to be easy.  But after the Oscars, Howard Stern went in on Gabourey Sidibe from Precious.

During the Oscars, Oprah was introducing Gabourey and said, “I know this is the first wonderful performance of a long, successful career”.  Now I [...]

Now I know Whitney used to pretend like she didn’t smoke crack.  I know that she had the interview with Oprah when she finally admitted to using “rock cocaine”, which I’m pretty sure is the classy way of saying crack.  So you know Whitney is on that stuff, the question is whether you are going [...]

Damn Homey, you used to be the man homey, what happened to you?  D’Angelo was in NY in his Range Rover when he decided he needed some head.

Now I don’t know about D’Angelo’s game, but I’m pretty sure walking into a bar and walking up the the nearest chick and saying, “I’m D’Angelo”, then dropping [...]

So I’m getting ready to leave work yesterday, yes to maintain my lavish lifestyle I’ve taken a second job aside from UvT, and my girl Jabber Jawz hits me with one of the oddest questions I’ve ever heard:
Jabs:  How do you feel about women marrying themselves?
Lake: Huh?  How do I feel about it, what is [...]

If You like PTI as much as I do, you might notice that Tony Kornheiser is not there this week.  No, he isn’t taking one of his ridiculously long vacations where Mike Wilbon makes fun of him everyday, he’s taking that forced vacation because he made the wrong joke at the wrong time against one [...]

This might be the Come on Bruh to end all Come on Bruhs right here.  I started come on bruh just to provide examples of brothers who had lost their way, who have become one of “them”, just to let people know what NOT to do.  This one is great because it taps into two [...]

I’m beginning to lose patience with Kim K and these off key outfits she’s rocking.  Just so everyone knows, we here at UvT are NOT fooled.  We know that cover-up aint no fashion statement.  Hells, no.  It’s covering up the price of maintaining a hydro gel free arse piece!

Hey Be On It, you think Kim’s [...]

Okay, maybe not, but they sure did make a hot video which may or may not have been ripped by Pepsi’s new “Refresh Everything” Campaign.

That is awesome.  In case you are wondering where the title came from, it is from a speech by Packer great Reggie White back in the day.

He also got off these [...]

We’ve found one of Them people…imagine this.  You are a high school janitor.  There is a school talent show going on in the auditorium so you decide to use the time to make some rounds and straighten some things up in the halls while no one is there.  As you walk down the halls you [...]

There are lots of reasons you shouldn’t drive a minivan.  It may be the best way to ship a gang of kids around, it maybe easy to load and unload but it is the most uncool vehicle in the world.  Check this video from the streets of the NYC.

Man, you really forget how much weight [...]

I’m not going to lie, Katie Couric is the only reason the Today show was remotely bearable back in the day.  I’m usually a Sportscenter guy in the morning anyway, but sometimes you need the news.  Local news is all murders, accidents, local scandal and weather, so I need a little national perspective every once [...]

The Erin Andrews keyhole tape was crazy, at first I thought she pulled a Paris Hilton/Kim Kardashian and “leaked” it herself.  Not only because it made her about ten times more famous than she was before it went down, but also because she was chillin buck naked getting her iron on, looking sexy as hell.

I [...]

The sound on this one is a unsexy 4 on the UvT NSFW Scale, but the visuals are clean and it is worth it.  Turn your speakers down though.

Just a little extra Us Versus Them style humor to send you into the weekend right.
-Brock

Now see?  24 Hours ago, Adam Lambert from American Idol dropped his new album cover (which I thought was keeping it a little too real) and now this.  So Adam Lambert is in Details Magazine, which I’m pretty damn sure is a gay mag, gone closet gay mag (their claim is that any mans magazine [...]

I only like American Idol for the jokes, the scandals and the people who can’t actually sing.  But we did talk about the worst kept secret in American Idol history (besides the fact that Paula is crazy), that Adam Lambert like the boys.  People wanted to deny it all the way until he started showing [...]

It’s gotta suck when you pull this one on national TV.

I actually think that is probably a sincere mistake, but Jesse just patiently waited for his turn and tucked her on in.  I have to admit though it was probably easier to tell them apart when Al was a little, how do you say?…rounder.

Here’s a [...]

I don’t know how I want to go out.  Some people want to go peacefully in their sleep.  Others want to go out in a blaze of glory.  I just know how I don’t want to go out.  I’ve let you know that I almost killed myself in a rainstorm frying chicken.  That was a [...]

Kanye West wasn’t the only cat wiling out on the VMA’s last night.  Jay-Z was closing the show out with Alicia Keys and “Empire State of Mind” when Lil Mama decided to jump up on the stage and get some of that finale shine.  When I saw it, I thought I missed something, like she [...]

I’m starting to think Making the Band is cursed.  What is it about these shows?  You take a stack of kids from all over the country, put em up in a house, give them some studio time to make an album, put them on that live show grind and see what happens.  Day 26 is [...]

You’ve gotta love workout guy.  These clowns really believe in what they’re doing in the gym.  I appreciate people trying who stay up in the gym just working on their fitness, but you’ve got to know when to turn back.  If you look at yourself in the mirror after every single set.  You might want [...]

Now see, every once in a while we have to remind you why you choose to roll with Us and why we’re better than Them.  Your boys Brock and Lake called it the minute we heard that there was a younger, hotter, more talented, version of Paula known as Kara Dioguardi.

Yeah, the fix has been in [...]

Drake has made himself the most anticipated dude out right now.  He dropped a gang of singles, then broke a mixtape that got radio play and big buzz and flipped that into a big contract.  Drake is the rapper with most potential right now.

Drake is a pretty good rapper name, especially when your real name [...]

Let’s talk about the “sport” of NASCAR.  I’ve never gone 200 miles an hour, but I’ve floored it a few times and I have to imagine that you have to stay pretty focused to go 80 MPH faster than I was going with 40 other cars 6 inches from your bumper on a track that [...]

Damn.  It hasn’t been a good few weeks to be alive.  People have been tapping out left and right.  I don’t know when things changed, but no one mourns the dead anymore, it is like talking about people as soon as they are out of the room.  Once someone dies, the media basically says, “now [...]

This is the craziest story ever.  I was in the drug store the other day behind some chick who was about to stop smoking the next day.  How did I know?  Because she was giving everyone waaaaay too much information.  What did she do to prepare herself?  Buy a pack of Camel Lights, because she [...]