Kanye West is ramping back up again. For the last two years all we’ve had is Love Lockdown, Kanye rolling up on Taylor Swift and bringing a chick from stripper to household name. But with this being the fifth Anniversary of the Hurricane Katrina disaster, we are coming up on another fifth anniversary. The fifth [...]
Paris Hilton has done it again. Done what? I don’t know. I don’t know why she is famous. I know she had a show with Snooki’s personal trainer back in the day. I think she made out with a hamburger one time while she humped a car.
I know she’s so rich she doesn’t really need [...]
Those of you who read the best part of the site aka the comments know Be On It holds it down for the ladies. It actually makes me feel bad that she goes at it damn near solo (with occasional help from Rosy F Baby), so I’ve got to drop something from the ladies perspective. [...]
I wish I wasn’t hemmed up so I could have hit this story up a few days ago. But the story has actually gotten better over the last few days. So if you’ve been under a rock for the last few days, meet Steven Slater.
Yes, everything you are thinking about this cat in this picture [...]
This might be the best okey doke story ever. This is Tara Fitzgerald.
So she allegedly was using the webcam on her Dell laptop to takes some freaky pictures of herself for her boyfriend. But then the lost those joints on her computer…couldn’t find them. Since she has a 14 year old daughter, she really felt [...]
This video came out a week ago and I was conflicted. Now you know I love to find some great “Come on Bruh” Moments, but even I have my limits. Come on Bruh is about Black men who are doing things that no Black man is ever supposed to do. Dress up like Ken from [...]
I realized last night that this had become unintentional ass week here at Us Versus Them. That is different from Assology week, which was two weeks ago, or Ass appreciation week which occurs every week where the moon rises in the southern sky, whenever it rains, any week when Kim Kardashian leaves her house, and [...]
This is way too good. While Sarah Palin has managed to cycle herself into obscurity for the moment (other than the million people who want to use her to plug the oil spill in the Gulf). But do you remember the most awkward family moment in the history of American politics?
Back in the wild days [...]
This fool The Dream was already firmly on the list of “Them” but now he has gone too damn far.
And not just because he thought it was cool to wear one glove. You know he married Us Versus Them favorite and purveyor of the infamous triple tuck, Christina Milian. They even had a baby, that’s [...]
Yes.
Now we know where the baby Jesus came from.
-Brock
I don’t know if you are aware of Justin Bieber. He’s only 16 and I’m pretty sure he isn’t one of Us. He is knows for being a trending topic on twitter every single day, driving 14 year old girls crazy, whooping Aziz Ansari’s ass, and signing in a really, really high voice.
He’s only 16, [...]
Us Versus Them has a long love of people being hit by the taser. There was the crazy dude who ran from the cops. Then there is the always popular taser cam. TASAH, TASAH, TASAH! Granny taser. A Taser compendium. The always classic “Don’t Tase Me Bro“.
Now there is a new classic. The actual taser [...]
Just two days after I had a Prince Naseem Hamed flashback, all my positive memories came tumbling down when Bomber dropped this on me in the comments.
Awwwwwww! Come on Prince! You know he’s no featherweight anymore. He was never a tall dude, but he’s looking turrible in these pictures. He’s even got the fat guy [...]
Have you ever done something, and you thought it was really hot when you did it? You thought you looked really cool, or were being really funny, or you were rocking that hat? But then you look back or see it in a picture it doesn’t quite come out the way you thought it would? [...]
I usually don’t watch The Hills, but with Heidi Montag dropping a whole new body on em, I had to check it out. Especially once I saw the promo and found out this was her new and improved “crying” face.
Yikes. Apparently they were unable to restore all movement. The other emotional expressions this exact same [...]
The NFL season isn’t starting any time soon, the Draft hasn’t happened yet, and already one team is already in trouble. Roger Goodell doesn’t give a damn who you are, he doesn’t care what you’ve done, if you start messing up in the club, if something ain’t right, you will get your ass suspended.
Ben Rothlisberger [...]
The NBA Playoffs have started and people are already playing real NBA basketball. It is no Mid-1980’s type physical action, it is no Oakley vs. Mourning, but it will do. So the first real scuffle of the playoffs went down in Boston last night in the Heat vs. Celtics game. Paul Pierce went down with [...]
I told you the Tiger Woods Nike Commercial parodies would be coming on hard. Here are a few more from yesterday. Oh, and by the way, Tiger is striking the ball well and two strokes back on two old men [pause]. I had to add that pause because the last time Tiger was two strokes [...]
Mayyyyyyne, I’ve been thinking about how to play this one for a long time, so I’ve finally decided to take it to the people. So you know I do jokes and stuff right? You know I in the Google kang, and I can find damn near anything on the internet right? You know that I’m [...]
Aw man, Tiger can’t catch a break. He laid low for over three months. Kept his ass in tail rehab for the entire time, dropped a quick pres conference and thought he was going to come back to the Masters nice and clean. Not so fast. One of his chicks was hanging back and waiting [...]
People forget that John Edwards got his sex scandal on before Tiger Woods. (Is John Edwards also a sex addict?) Can you imagine if this guy was actually President or if he was in the home stretch to with the office when this came out? It would have been the wildest story ever. But instead, [...]
I don’t think there is any event that is more like magic than the NFL Draft. Sure, you never know what you are going to get in basketball either, but at least the only rounds that really matter are the first two, and there are less than 60 guys to deal with. There might be [...]
I know there is a lot of controversy around all of this and this isn’t going to be easy. But after the Oscars, Howard Stern went in on Gabourey Sidibe from Precious.
During the Oscars, Oprah was introducing Gabourey and said, “I know this is the first wonderful performance of a long, successful career”. Now I [...]
Now I know Whitney used to pretend like she didn’t smoke crack. I know that she had the interview with Oprah when she finally admitted to using “rock cocaine”, which I’m pretty sure is the classy way of saying crack. So you know Whitney is on that stuff, the question is whether you are going [...]
Damn Homey, you used to be the man homey, what happened to you? D’Angelo was in NY in his Range Rover when he decided he needed some head.
Now I don’t know about D’Angelo’s game, but I’m pretty sure walking into a bar and walking up the the nearest chick and saying, “I’m D’Angelo”, then dropping [...]
