Usually I Don’t Do This But Uhhhhh…Kendra Wilkinson
Posted by Brock Hardon | Thursday, May 27th, 2010

I don’t want to act like this is a stretch, Kendra Wilkinson having a sex tape isn’t exactly a shocker.  It isn’t like we are talking about a Jenna Bush sex tape or anything. (For the record, and even though she looks like her dad, people would watch).  Kendra was a playboy bunny.  She was [...]

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Ashley Dupre is Naked….AGAIN!
Posted by Brock Hardon | Tuesday, April 20th, 2010

Warning: You are at work.  You’re reading your favorite blog.  There is no technical nudity below…but you really don’t want to start arguing technicalities if someone walks by, do you?  So yeah, this is NSFW.
I don’t know about show business, but the ho business is rolling pretty strong right now.  Is this the new version [...]

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Great Advertising: This is What We’re Thinking
Posted by Brock Hardon | Friday, February 26th, 2010

Looking back, this week has been mostly about sex and advertising.  This is a little bit of both.  Condom ads seem to be wide open territory, and this is no exception.  Check these ads from Durex, and don’t miss the words on the figures.

They would have stuck the landing on that one if they also [...]

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Stop Snitching: NY Teacher Sex Romp
Posted by Brock Hardon | Friday, December 11th, 2009

We’ve found one of Them people…imagine this.  You are a high school janitor.  There is a school talent show going on in the auditorium so you decide to use the time to make some rounds and straighten some things up in the halls while no one is there.  As you walk down the halls you [...]

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Pimp of the Year: Cat Blazes Two Miss Universe Contestants at ONCE!
Posted by Lake Arlington | Friday, November 20th, 2009

Preface:
Best.  Sex.  Tape.  EVA!!!!
Let me just say as a starter, this is a MUST SEE Sex Tape because both these babes really….I mean REALLY know how to handle themselves.  Holy smokes.  They look alike but believe me, there is a ring leader and her name is Anya Ayoung Chee aka Miss Trinidad & Tobago!!!!  But [...]

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Erin Andrews Keyhole Stalker Revealed!
Posted by Brock Hardon | Thursday, November 19th, 2009

The Erin Andrews keyhole tape was crazy, at first I thought she pulled a Paris Hilton/Kim Kardashian and “leaked” it herself.  Not only because it made her about ten times more famous than she was before it went down, but also because she was chillin buck naked getting her iron on, looking sexy as hell.

I [...]

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Advertising: Wait For It…Wait For It…
Posted by Brock Hardon | Friday, November 13th, 2009

The sound on this one is a unsexy 4 on the UvT NSFW Scale, but the visuals are clean and it is worth it.  Turn your speakers down though.

Just a little extra Us Versus Them style humor to send you into the weekend right.
-Brock

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I found the Erin Andrews Video
Posted by Lake Arlington | Wednesday, July 22nd, 2009

UvT nation.  I actually thing this whole Erin Andrews thing is pretty terrible.  For her I mean.  It’s bad enough that some clown would violate her with this peep hole espionage foolishness.

But then to put it on the web?  That’s just an ass whoopin type offense if I’ve ever heard it.  With that said….

The only [...]

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Summer Fun is Back: Big Brother 11
Posted by Lake Arlington | Monday, July 13th, 2009

I know I’ve been sleeping on the job of late, but I just had to get my tivo enhanced Big Brother 11 on this weekend.

And the show, as usual, has all the fixings you need.  It has the too gay guy:

The damn homey, he’s gay too guy:

NSFW pics here..
The extra aggressive, butterJs, ie, everything is [...]


I don’t know who Leighton Meester is…but
Posted by Lake Arlington | Tuesday, June 23rd, 2009

I know when a good sex tape is around the corner.

Wow..  Like I said, who in the hell is Leighton Meester?  Oh yes, the chick who is allegedly giving a dude a “foot job” on tape!  Now, I’ve never gotten a footjob.  ha  And quite honestly, I don’t think I want one.

But anyway, I took [...]

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Statue Lovin’
Posted by Brock Hardon | Friday, June 19th, 2009

As opposed to unintentional porn that just seems to happen without anyone really trying to do anything nasty, or just too dumb to figure it out.  Statue lovin’ is completely different.  It is finding a statue and doing inappropriate things with/to it.  You know how art is a 2 on the NSFW scale?  Well the [...]

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6 Degrees of NSFW
Posted by Brock Hardon | Thursday, June 18th, 2009

I love the ladies.  Seriously, I love the ladies.  And UvT was designed for the people, so we’re not trying to get you content filtered out there.  So Lake and I are constantly walking that fine line between comedy and full on wildness.  When we started getting ad pitches from full on porn peddlers, we [...]

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This aint the Rihanna Sex Tape
Posted by Lake Arlington | Tuesday, June 16th, 2009

….but it is a tape of a babe the looks a lot like Rihanna and thus, it’s worth a look see.

So I give you the NOT Rihanna sex tape so that, if ntohing else, you can eliminate it as true representation of this beautiful woman (like them crazy NSFW nude photos of Rihanna):

Damn. Like [...]

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When It Rains It Pours: Hoopz Gets Looze
Posted by Brock Hardon | Tuesday, May 12th, 2009

Lawd help me.  Last week we had Rihanna and Cassie and this week we get the full Monte.  First there was the Buckeey sex tape when all we really wanted was one from Hoopz.  Well, now we get our wish.

Fine arse Hoopz is about to hit the streets and it is real and it looks [...]

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SHE GOT NEXT: Rihanna NSFW Pics
Posted by Lake Arlington | Friday, May 8th, 2009

Lord when it rains it pours.  Just a day after the Sex Tape/Nude Snaps gods gave us Cassie naked, now Rihanna shows up looking damn tasty!  And I aint gonna lie, Rihanna’s body blow’s Cassie’s away here.  Yep, my man “Moe” in NYC just hit me with these joints two minutes ago.  Needless to say, [...]

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Because you asked: Cassie Pics
Posted by Lake Arlington | Friday, May 8th, 2009

Everyone knows I don’t believe in objectifying women in any way.  Our women are a national treasure.  Queens is what they are…royalty!  However, enough people have hit me up asking for the Nude Cassie links that I figured I’d allow her to objectify herself.  Boy, it’s all in the look in their eye, aint it?

One [...]

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Aubrey O’Day Proves She’s a Strong Woman by Getting Naked, YES!
Posted by Lake Arlington | Tuesday, February 17th, 2009

Nothing says empowerment like $400,000 of airbrush, some silicone-saline polymer enforced titties sittin on high and some collagen lips busting out at the seams.  No this aint Lil Kim Back to the Future Edition, I’m talking about the movements of the ULTIMATE feminist, so strong that you can hear her bare arse roar, Aubrey O’Day!  [...]

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Making the Band 4 Is Back…AGAIN!
Posted by Brock Hardon | Friday, February 13th, 2009

Making the Band 4 Season 326 is back on MTV.  Day26 is back, Donnie finally realized he dropped a turrible album, Danity Kane went to hell, so it is time for a classic Us Versus Them recap right?
AHNT.
Nope, because Aubrey’s Playboy cover also dropped today.

Hmmmm…two things.  One, that is a lot more clothes than I [...]

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Aubrey O’Day Playboy Preview: Witness the Destruction of Danity Kane
Posted by Brock Hardon | Monday, February 2nd, 2009

So Aubrey O’Day isn’t happy if she just destroys Danity Kane.  She also has to completely assassinate her own career.  So in anticipation of her Playboy debut, this promotional picture came out.

Uhhhhh, did she pose for these pictures in 2006?  Because this is the best I’ve seen out of Miss O’Day in a long time.  [...]

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Superbowl Recap: Only the Football Was Good
Posted by Lake Arlington | Monday, February 2nd, 2009

I watched the superbowl from my boy’s couch with him setting out a lovely spread for all the guests.  As a combination of chicken wang and pizza entered my essence, homey, knowing I’m a vodka guy, asked me if I wanted to get up on this Ketel One and Soda.

Not really, but that was an [...]

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Halle Berry Brings New Meaning to Term “J’d Out”
Posted by Lake Arlington | Thursday, December 18th, 2008

I know, some of you are saying “what does it mean to be ‘J’d out”.  Yall wanna know who is J’d out?  Selma Hayek, for instance, is J’d out.

And don’t get me wrong, Halle has been before too…

But never like this, peep her on the set of her new movie “I’m dressed like an Urban [...]

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Movie of the Year 2009: Powder Blue!
Posted by Brock Hardon | Thursday, December 11th, 2008

I know, I know, I haven’t even named the Us Versus Them movie of the year for 2008 yet in our second Annual UvT awards yet, but dammit I’ve already seen all I need to see.  You see Powder Blue is a powerful story about some things that happen, with people involved and a journey [...]

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Thick White Woman Alert? Marisa Tomei
Posted by Lake Arlington | Tuesday, December 9th, 2008

Yo, I was bumping around the net, looking for nothing in particular when I ran into these NSFW pics of Marisa Tomei….right, THAT Marisa that was relevant back in the “My Cousin VInny” days.

incidentally, that movie is mildly underrated:

Anyway, I never really got why my friends loved this chick so much.  I mean, she’s kind [...]

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Aubrey O’Day Going to Appear in Playboy
Posted by Brock Hardon | Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008

When I saw this one hit the wire, I shot the link straight to Lake.  I thought he was going to be first in line for this one.  He hit me back with…nothing.  I had to roll up on him, hey…”Aubrey O’Day in Playboy, she’s doing it.”  Still no reaction.  “Come on man.  She’s one [...]

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UvT News: Brock Was Blinded in a Horrible Accident This Weekend!
Posted by Brock Hardon | Tuesday, December 2nd, 2008

The horrible accident was clicking this video:

This video creates so many more questions than it answers. The First is WHHHHHYYYYYYYYY?
The second is, who uploads this stuff, seriously?
The third is the fact that I’ve always wondered how you make the decision between pulling the pants up around the belly:

Versus the redneck, hook the pants under the [...]

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