Looking back, this week has been mostly about sex and advertising. This is a little bit of both. Condom ads seem to be wide open territory, and this is no exception. Check these ads from Durex, and don’t miss the words on the figures.
They would have stuck the landing on that one if they also [...]
We’ve found one of Them people…imagine this. You are a high school janitor. There is a school talent show going on in the auditorium so you decide to use the time to make some rounds and straighten some things up in the halls while no one is there. As you walk down the halls you [...]
Preface:
Best. Sex. Tape. EVA!!!!
Let me just say as a starter, this is a MUST SEE Sex Tape because both these babes really….I mean REALLY know how to handle themselves. Holy smokes. They look alike but believe me, there is a ring leader and her name is Anya Ayoung Chee aka Miss Trinidad & Tobago!!!! But [...]
The Erin Andrews keyhole tape was crazy, at first I thought she pulled a Paris Hilton/Kim Kardashian and “leaked” it herself. Not only because it made her about ten times more famous than she was before it went down, but also because she was chillin buck naked getting her iron on, looking sexy as hell.
I [...]
The sound on this one is a unsexy 4 on the UvT NSFW Scale, but the visuals are clean and it is worth it. Turn your speakers down though.
Just a little extra Us Versus Them style humor to send you into the weekend right.
-Brock
UvT nation. I actually thing this whole Erin Andrews thing is pretty terrible. For her I mean. It’s bad enough that some clown would violate her with this peep hole espionage foolishness.
But then to put it on the web? That’s just an ass whoopin type offense if I’ve ever heard it. With that said….
The only [...]
I know I’ve been sleeping on the job of late, but I just had to get my tivo enhanced Big Brother 11 on this weekend.
And the show, as usual, has all the fixings you need. It has the too gay guy:
The damn homey, he’s gay too guy:
NSFW pics here..
The extra aggressive, butterJs, ie, everything is [...]
I know when a good sex tape is around the corner.
Wow.. Like I said, who in the hell is Leighton Meester? Oh yes, the chick who is allegedly giving a dude a “foot job” on tape! Now, I’ve never gotten a footjob. ha And quite honestly, I don’t think I want one.
But anyway, I took [...]
As opposed to unintentional porn that just seems to happen without anyone really trying to do anything nasty, or just too dumb to figure it out. Statue lovin’ is completely different. It is finding a statue and doing inappropriate things with/to it. You know how art is a 2 on the NSFW scale? Well the [...]
I love the ladies. Seriously, I love the ladies. And UvT was designed for the people, so we’re not trying to get you content filtered out there. So Lake and I are constantly walking that fine line between comedy and full on wildness. When we started getting ad pitches from full on porn peddlers, we [...]
….but it is a tape of a babe the looks a lot like Rihanna and thus, it’s worth a look see.
So I give you the NOT Rihanna sex tape so that, if ntohing else, you can eliminate it as true representation of this beautiful woman (like them crazy NSFW nude photos of Rihanna):
Damn. Like [...]
Lawd help me. Last week we had Rihanna and Cassie and this week we get the full Monte. First there was the Buckeey sex tape when all we really wanted was one from Hoopz. Well, now we get our wish.
Fine arse Hoopz is about to hit the streets and it is real and it looks [...]
Lord when it rains it pours. Just a day after the Sex Tape/Nude Snaps gods gave us Cassie naked, now Rihanna shows up looking damn tasty! And I aint gonna lie, Rihanna’s body blow’s Cassie’s away here. Yep, my man “Moe” in NYC just hit me with these joints two minutes ago. Needless to say, [...]
Everyone knows I don’t believe in objectifying women in any way. Our women are a national treasure. Queens is what they are…royalty! However, enough people have hit me up asking for the Nude Cassie links that I figured I’d allow her to objectify herself. Boy, it’s all in the look in their eye, aint it?
One [...]
Nothing says empowerment like $400,000 of airbrush, some silicone-saline polymer enforced titties sittin on high and some collagen lips busting out at the seams. No this aint Lil Kim Back to the Future Edition, I’m talking about the movements of the ULTIMATE feminist, so strong that you can hear her bare arse roar, Aubrey O’Day! [...]
Making the Band 4 Season 326 is back on MTV. Day26 is back, Donnie finally realized he dropped a turrible album, Danity Kane went to hell, so it is time for a classic Us Versus Them recap right?
AHNT.
Nope, because Aubrey’s Playboy cover also dropped today.
Hmmmm…two things. One, that is a lot more clothes than I [...]
So Aubrey O’Day isn’t happy if she just destroys Danity Kane. She also has to completely assassinate her own career. So in anticipation of her Playboy debut, this promotional picture came out.
Uhhhhh, did she pose for these pictures in 2006? Because this is the best I’ve seen out of Miss O’Day in a long time. [...]
I watched the superbowl from my boy’s couch with him setting out a lovely spread for all the guests. As a combination of chicken wang and pizza entered my essence, homey, knowing I’m a vodka guy, asked me if I wanted to get up on this Ketel One and Soda.
Not really, but that was an [...]
I know, some of you are saying “what does it mean to be ‘J’d out”. Yall wanna know who is J’d out? Selma Hayek, for instance, is J’d out.
And don’t get me wrong, Halle has been before too…
But never like this, peep her on the set of her new movie “I’m dressed like an Urban [...]
I know, I know, I haven’t even named the Us Versus Them movie of the year for 2008 yet in our second Annual UvT awards yet, but dammit I’ve already seen all I need to see. You see Powder Blue is a powerful story about some things that happen, with people involved and a journey [...]
Yo, I was bumping around the net, looking for nothing in particular when I ran into these NSFW pics of Marisa Tomei….right, THAT Marisa that was relevant back in the “My Cousin VInny” days.
incidentally, that movie is mildly underrated:
Anyway, I never really got why my friends loved this chick so much. I mean, she’s kind [...]
When I saw this one hit the wire, I shot the link straight to Lake. I thought he was going to be first in line for this one. He hit me back with…nothing. I had to roll up on him, hey…”Aubrey O’Day in Playboy, she’s doing it.” Still no reaction. “Come on man. She’s one [...]
The horrible accident was clicking this video:
This video creates so many more questions than it answers. The First is WHHHHHYYYYYYYYY?
The second is, who uploads this stuff, seriously?
The third is the fact that I’ve always wondered how you make the decision between pulling the pants up around the belly:
Versus the redneck, hook the pants under the [...]
The internet is a wild, wild place. I truly believe that if you are willing to let go of all of your personal limitations (or more likely, embrace them with open eyes) you can really find some wildness that you would have never thought would have happened in the history of the world.
Like This: (This [...]
Damn, maybe that 3LW stood for 3 lil whores? Ok, ok, that was gratuitous and a bit over the line:
Well, not really, but you must admit, one day a chick is literally showing her a$s, then the next day we see this pic from one of her former band mates:
I’m starting to see a trend [...]
