So I see this lady that enjoys cooking shows.  I know, I know, “Lake needs to man up”… look, Lake needs peace and justification for my continuous purchase of UFC 100+ every month.  Anyway, so I peep Top Chef.  And undoubtedly, I noticed Padma Lakshmi.

The first thing I noticed, honestly, was how she really drops [...]

UvT nation.  I actually thing this whole Erin Andrews thing is pretty terrible.  For her I mean.  It’s bad enough that some clown would violate her with this peep hole espionage foolishness.

But then to put it on the web?  That’s just an ass whoopin type offense if I’ve ever heard it.  With that said….

The only [...]

I know I’ve been sleeping on the job of late, but I just had to get my tivo enhanced Big Brother 11 on this weekend.

And the show, as usual, has all the fixings you need.  It has the too gay guy:

The damn homey, he’s gay too guy:

NSFW pics here..
The extra aggressive, butterJs, ie, everything is [...]

I know when a good sex tape is around the corner.

Wow..  Like I said, who in the hell is Leighton Meester?  Oh yes, the chick who is allegedly giving a dude a “foot job” on tape!  Now, I’ve never gotten a footjob.  ha  And quite honestly, I don’t think I want one.

But anyway, I took [...]

I love the ladies.  Seriously, I love the ladies.  And UvT was designed for the people, so we’re not trying to get you content filtered out there.  So Lake and I are constantly walking that fine line between comedy and full on wildness.  When we started getting ad pitches from full on porn peddlers, we [...]

….but it is a tape of a babe the looks a lot like Rihanna and thus, it’s worth a look see.

So I give you the NOT Rihanna sex tape so that, if ntohing else, you can eliminate it as true representation of this beautiful woman (like them crazy NSFW nude photos of Rihanna):

Damn. Like [...]

Lawd help me.  Last week we had Rihanna and Cassie and this week we get the full Monte.  First there was the Buckeey sex tape when all we really wanted was one from Hoopz.  Well, now we get our wish.

Fine arse Hoopz is about to hit the streets and it is real and it looks [...]

Lord when it rains it pours.  Just a day after the Sex Tape/Nude Snaps gods gave us Cassie naked, now Rihanna shows up looking damn tasty!  And I aint gonna lie, Rihanna’s body blow’s Cassie’s away here.  Yep, my man “Moe” in NYC just hit me with these joints two minutes ago.  Needless to say, [...]

Well looky here.  Miss “I’m sorry, that’s just how I was raised,” Carrie Prejean has some dirt coming out that involves her reconstructed canz.

Yall remember, this chick.  She said she was against “same sex marriage” and then went on to say it’s “good that we live in a country where you can also choose opposite [...]

Everyone talks about the recession like it is a bad thing.  People losing jobs, housing prices dropping, companies tapping out, it isn’t supposed to be a good thing.  I think it is turning up now though.  You’ve got to look at the good side of the recession.  Maybe your drive to work doesn’t have as [...]

Nothing says empowerment like $400,000 of airbrush, some silicone-saline polymer enforced titties sittin on high and some collagen lips busting out at the seams.  No this aint Lil Kim Back to the Future Edition, I’m talking about the movements of the ULTIMATE feminist, so strong that you can hear her bare arse roar, Aubrey O’Day!  [...]

Making the Band 4 Season 326 is back on MTV.  Day26 is back, Donnie finally realized he dropped a turrible album, Danity Kane went to hell, so it is time for a classic Us Versus Them recap right?
AHNT.
Nope, because Aubrey’s Playboy cover also dropped today.

Hmmmm…two things.  One, that is a lot more clothes than I [...]

So Aubrey O’Day isn’t happy if she just destroys Danity Kane.  She also has to completely assassinate her own career.  So in anticipation of her Playboy debut, this promotional picture came out.

Uhhhhh, did she pose for these pictures in 2006?  Because this is the best I’ve seen out of Miss O’Day in a long time.  [...]

I watched the superbowl from my boy’s couch with him setting out a lovely spread for all the guests.  As a combination of chicken wang and pizza entered my essence, homey, knowing I’m a vodka guy, asked me if I wanted to get up on this Ketel One and Soda.

Not really, but that was an [...]

Yo, I was bumping around the net, looking for nothing in particular when I ran into these NSFW pics of Marisa Tomei….right, THAT Marisa that was relevant back in the “My Cousin VInny” days.

incidentally, that movie is mildly underrated:

Anyway, I never really got why my friends loved this chick so much.  I mean, she’s kind [...]

When I saw this one hit the wire, I shot the link straight to Lake.  I thought he was going to be first in line for this one.  He hit me back with…nothing.  I had to roll up on him, hey…”Aubrey O’Day in Playboy, she’s doing it.”  Still no reaction.  “Come on man.  She’s one [...]

Damn, maybe that 3LW stood for 3 lil whores?  Ok, ok, that was gratuitous and a bit over the line:

Well, not really, but you must admit, one day a chick is literally showing her a$s, then the next day we see this pic from one of her former band mates:

I’m starting to see a trend [...]

Mayne, somebody better tell Walt Disney to get his hoes in check.  This time, it’s former 3LW errr Cheetah Girl’s star Adrienne Bailon, with some NSFW buckeded nakeded pictures that just happened to leak onto the internet.

And yes she does look damn good nowadays.  Jeez, baby girl is all grown up.
Anyway, let’s backtrack some.  When [...]

And UvT has the first pics.

Well, I know it already looks like a classier affair than the Kelis video from last week.  Angle 2?

I know somethin else too.  There ain’t no way in hell that is Britney’s body.  Unless they shot this video in 2002 and they kept the footage in lockdown for the last [...]

So we were literally in a staff meeting today talking about our updates to the site and Brock broke in with that “oh, did you hear about that Kelis Sex Tape?”

Why no I didn’t.  Shoot, I was just thinking that it had been a while since the sex tape gods had sent me something to [...]

Hey, cats who keep up with the blog know that I just call it like it is on the Reality TV front.  I admit it, I watch too much tv and it’s not right.  With that said, there’s pretty much something for everyone, and by everyone I mean dudes, on this season of Dancing With [...]

Only something this intriguing could motivate me to actually do my job this morning.  Oh yes, if you believe the reports, that Madonna and A-Rod sex tape (how crazy does that sound) is officially being shopped by some voyeur slug for a cool $2mil as we speak.

What’s crazy is that at this point Madonna really [...]

Not to rain on our 1,000th post (word up to my boy Brock and all our readers), but post 1,001 refused to wait to present itself.  Shouts to my girl DC Jabberz for putting me on to this.  Anyway, this fool Cristiano Ronaldo of Manchester United fame just dumped his uber chick girlfriend Nereida Gallardo.  [...]

Here we go again… From the makers of Flavors of Love 1, 2 and 3, I Love New York 1 and 2, Charm School (clearly we only needed one of those), Rock of Love 1 and 2 (the only show in the bunch I didn’t watch) and A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila [...]

Hey, I didn’t come up with this list but I’m happy to discuss it. You know, as I look down at this InTouch Weekly “Best Hollywood Tits” list, I’m actually kind of embarrassed that I know all these broads. Ahh, who am I kidding, let’s get going on this here list. Now [...]