Not to rain on our 1,000th post (word up to my boy Brock and all our readers), but post 1,001 refused to wait to present itself.  Shouts to my girl DC Jabberz for putting me on to this.  Anyway, this fool Cristiano Ronaldo of Manchester United fame just dumped his uber chick girlfriend Nereida Gallardo.  [...]

Here we go again… From the makers of Flavors of Love 1, 2 and 3, I Love New York 1 and 2, Charm School (clearly we only needed one of those), Rock of Love 1 and 2 (the only show in the bunch I didn’t watch) and A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila [...]

Hey, I didn’t come up with this list but I’m happy to discuss it. You know, as I look down at this InTouch Weekly “Best Hollywood Tits” list, I’m actually kind of embarrassed that I know all these broads. Ahh, who am I kidding, let’s get going on this here list. Now [...]

I spend plenty of time looking around the internet at different things.  At this point, I feel like looking at all these chicks all the time, I’ve gotten a warped sense of beauty.  So warped that, let’s face it, I actually tricked myself into thinking that Angel Lola Luv’s gelly ass could possibly be real.  [...]

I honestly do my best to not just post pictures of chicks up on the site without nary a context or relevance to other news. But I can’t even lie, I’ve been eying this Adriana Lima babe and this shit is just getting out of control. She must be recognized.

Yikes and while I’m [...]

Not that anyone should care, but after she smacked around some airline cop dude, British Airways banned Naomi Campbell yesterday.

I don’t really get Naomi. It’s all bit too much for me. The attitude, the colored contacts, the wild Euro boyfriends, I just can’t really take it. Why does this chick still matter? For instance, can [...]

Yeah yeah, I know I didn’t post the still shot of the alleged Lindsay Lohan sex tape when it first came out.

I took one look at that cell phone generated picture and just knew it was pretty much garbage.

Oddly enough, I also took one look at the picture and instantly knew it was authentically Lindsay. [...]

LOL… Jeez. This is just so sad for my home state Gobner. Like seriously, I can’t take it anymore. According to Playgirl.com, they’d like to do an All Nude Eliot Spitzer spread with all the fixins. But I know a way to save them the trouble.

Satisfied ladies? OK, now [...]

Hey, I’m one of the most liberal minded, “hoes gotta eat too” type cats you’ll ever meet. I mean, I’m not for these religious freaks running around telling everyone how they should dress, live, or conduct their affairs in the privacy of their own bedrooms. With that said, we got a lot of [...]

Charlotte says it aint here in those pictures.

Meanwhile all the buzz around the internet says that they’re real. I don’t know. All I can say is that it looks like her, dead up.

At any rate, more of those pictures (about 14 in all) that she claims are not her have surfaced. [...]

UPDATE:  Check out what Kristin’s camp has to say about the alleged sex tape and get the link for the new pictures right HERE.
Anyone who watched “Sex and The City” knows that at times, Charlotte was pretty much a hizzoe.

She’s working that dress though.
Remember during the first episode when she was propositioned about whether she’d [...]

No, it’s not the hoops team, it’s this news we got about this IU student/cheerleader with a perfect body who went ahead and took all her clothes off. We didn’t really comment on the whole Kelvin Sampson debacle because the whole thing seemed pretty silly to us. I mean, yes, dude was an [...]

Look, I know talking about Top Chef is a big departure for us here at UvT. No one knows that better than me, just bear with me here. So they just got a new host…I know what you’re thinking, boring…right?  Well check out the new host, Padma Lakshmi.

Uhhhh, on the right…not fake Kojak.  [...]

With all this talk about sex tapes out there, I figured that we should highlight the true king of the international players. His name is Edison Chen.

Talk about a playa from the Himalayas, not only did this cat slay like every single Hong Kong starlet, he got them all on camera giving him hizzead!! [...]

It’s been rumored since the nude pics of Vanessa first hit the net, but now some internet outlets claim to have possession of a cell phone recorded Vanessa Hudgens Christmas sex tape.

Aww, don’t tell me she went ahead and really rocked those Christmas Boots ala H-Town. Then again, from the look of her expression, [...]

Damn, I just knew the Sex Tape gods would send me some marvelous shit for Valentines Day, they always do. But I thought it would be Megan Fox, Lindsay Lohan (though they did hook up the “artistic” pics) or Angel Lola Luv, but Gene Simmons?!?! Argh. The sex tape gods must be [...]

If there was any question whether Lindsay Lohan was UvT quality, there isn’t anymore. Look at her homage to Marilyn Monroe in Playboy errrr the New York Magazine.

“Click, click, HELLOOOOOOOO!!!!” (shameless, They Know reference)
Dude, this babe is really killing me right about now. Brock and I debated long and hard about the [...]

I know we’ve already questioned Paris Hilton and the very nature of her celebrity. We’ve asked if she was still hot, why she is famous, and how she keeps popping up in the news. We all know she really got famous once that sex tape hit the internet, and I don’t think anyone [...]

I don’t know if people actually think this chick looks good, or if people just know that some chick named Kyla Ebbert is out there naked that makes you all want these pictures so badly.  Seriously, does having the name make you feel like you actually know the chick?  You know that you can just [...]

UPDATE: We found them.  Click HERE for our post with Kyla’s Playboy Photos. 
Us Versus Them covered Kyla Ebbert being kicked off of Southwest Airlines for dressing too suggestively months ago, but now she’s done it again. Miss Ebbert is stretching out her fifteen minutes of fame, and apparently also her legs as she has decided [...]

NEW ALLISON STOKKE PICS HERE.  She’s at Cal and looking better than ever.
 
When I was busy predicting #2 Boston College’s loss to Florida State last weekend I went searching for the kind of motivation they have down there at Florida State. Although I am the Google King and can find any damn thing you want [...]

Wow, I was bumping around online and I saw this link about Amy Fisher’s sex tape that’s coming out soon.

I really had no interest, but I clicked on it or the “Long Island Lolita,” but I figured what the heck. It was a trailer for the real video (NSFW) and surprising, Amy Fisher actually [...]

“Well, the entire shoot was tastefully done and I had complete artistic control… and the photographer, Buck Naked, went out of his way to make me feel comfortable. It was great to work with those guys. I’m really proud of the shots”.

Isn’t that always what they say in those interviews when they’re promoting [...]

“Well, the entire shoot was tastefully done and I had complete artistic control… and the photographer, Buck Naked, went out of his way to make me feel comfortable. It was great to work with those guys. I’m really proud of the shots”.

Isn’t that always what they say in those interviews when they’re promoting [...]

Andrew Firestone, the tire/wine kingpin and former star of the reality tv show, The Bachelor, is engaged…again. You may recall that Andrew was engaged to The Bachelor/The Bachelorette good girl, Jen Schefft back on Season 3 of the show.

Well now with Beyonce’s smash hit “Upgrade” playing in his ears, ole Drew went ahead and [...]