Now I know Whitney used to pretend like she didn’t smoke crack.  I know that she had the interview with Oprah when she finally admitted to using “rock cocaine”, which I’m pretty sure is the classy way of saying crack.  So you know Whitney is on that stuff, the question is whether you are going [...]

Damn Homey, you used to be the man homey, what happened to you?  D’Angelo was in NY in his Range Rover when he decided he needed some head.

Now I don’t know about D’Angelo’s game, but I’m pretty sure walking into a bar and walking up the the nearest chick and saying, “I’m D’Angelo”, then dropping [...]

So I’m getting ready to leave work yesterday, yes to maintain my lavish lifestyle I’ve taken a second job aside from UvT, and my girl Jabber Jawz hits me with one of the oddest questions I’ve ever heard:
Jabs:  How do you feel about women marrying themselves?
Lake: Huh?  How do I feel about it, what is [...]

If You like PTI as much as I do, you might notice that Tony Kornheiser is not there this week.  No, he isn’t taking one of his ridiculously long vacations where Mike Wilbon makes fun of him everyday, he’s taking that forced vacation because he made the wrong joke at the wrong time against one [...]

Okay, maybe not, but they sure did make a hot video which may or may not have been ripped by Pepsi’s new “Refresh Everything” Campaign.

That is awesome.  In case you are wondering where the title came from, it is from a speech by Packer great Reggie White back in the day.

He also got off these [...]

Last week I talked about guys who can’t figure out why they aren’t getting a woman.  Andrew on the Real World didn’t realize that in order to have a woman treat you like a man (including have sex with you), you need to act like a man.  But now these guys have taken it to [...]

The craziest part of the Grammy’s are not the performances or the people who actually win, that is crazy enough.

That is saying a lot when Pink is out there bringing the buck naked, and Lady Gaga is going Lady Gaga.

When a chick who brings her own lens flare for the picture and she isn’t the [...]

I don’t know what changed, but ever since Thanksgiving 2009, the creeping on your wife game has been turrible.  Look, I know Eliot Spitzer went down hard.

But he was an elected official who got caught with a hooker….errrrr…..call girl….errrrrr….escort who flipped and turned in State’s evidence on his arse when he though he had a [...]

I was watching the Real World DC (I know, I know) and saw the saddest case of being one of Them ever.  It was so sad I felt like I had so start a foundation, raise money, shine a light on the important issue, start a text messaging campaign, something.  It was horrible.  I was [...]

You don’t have any real friends if they let you do this.

Damn Birdman, you thought that was a good look, huh?  How long before you fill the whole thing in like a tattoo lineup?
-Brock

This is one part Man Up Monday, one part When Keeping it Real Goes Wrong.    Last weekend Gilbert Arenas and Javaris Crittenton were in the Wizards locker room arguing about an unpaid gambling debt when Gil Arenas pulled a gun on Javaris.

He was getting loose with it too.  Leaning with it, rocking with it.  Apparently, [...]

Have you ever had a moment of clarity when the universe brings certain things together so you just have an epiphany?  Well Complex magazine just brought all of that together for me with their tribute to the Fail Tail.  First of all there has always been something about Complex magazine that I hated.  Now I [...]

Everyone always wants to talk about the worlds dumbest criminals so you need to give a shoutout when a criminal outsmarts the cops.

Now I don’t know if that is going to get him off, but without the demand note, they may not be able to prove that he made the demand.  I hope he chewed [...]

The sound on this one is a unsexy 4 on the UvT NSFW Scale, but the visuals are clean and it is worth it.  Turn your speakers down though.

Just a little extra Us Versus Them style humor to send you into the weekend right.
-Brock

Now see?  24 Hours ago, Adam Lambert from American Idol dropped his new album cover (which I thought was keeping it a little too real) and now this.  So Adam Lambert is in Details Magazine, which I’m pretty damn sure is a gay mag, gone closet gay mag (their claim is that any mans magazine [...]

Arnold Schwarzenegger has been Governor of California for almost eight years now, and I have to admit I still don’t get it.  Sure, I like the Predator too, but I never trusted Arnold as a straight up dude.  I feel like Arnold was the original facebook fail politician.  Seriously, how are we supposed to negotiate [...]

I only like American Idol for the jokes, the scandals and the people who can’t actually sing.  But we did talk about the worst kept secret in American Idol history (besides the fact that Paula is crazy), that Adam Lambert like the boys.  People wanted to deny it all the way until he started showing [...]

I’m not gonna lie.  The balloon boy saga started and was almost over before I even knew what was going on.  This is the kind of story the media loves.  A little boy trapped in a balloon hovering over Colorado, no one knows how to get him down.  There were people saying how awesome it [...]

I guess Playboy finally decided to keep it real.  After realizing that every girl that appeared on the cover was fake anyway…fake J’s, Photoshop retouched, painted on everything, they just went on ahead and went with the full fake, Marge Simpson.

Who’s idea was this, and when are the going to be fired?  Who thought someone [...]

Yo, I’m a Diddy backer.  I really am.  Dude knows how to sell, especially himself.  But this Last Train to Paris/Dirty Money thing has me confused.  So Diddy has a new album coming called “Last Train to Paris“.  It was supposed to come out this month, but now it comes out next year.  It is [...]

I don’t know how I want to go out.  Some people want to go peacefully in their sleep.  Others want to go out in a blaze of glory.  I just know how I don’t want to go out.  I’ve let you know that I almost killed myself in a rainstorm frying chicken.  That was a [...]

I really do feel sorry for people who are hurt by their pets, but sometimes you just have to use better judgment.  A lady in Pennsylvania was killed over the weekend by her pet bear.  People always want to call incidents like this “Animals Gone Wild”, but here is the reality of the situation.  Animals are [...]

You gotta love Jerry Jones.  He does it really big.

He spent 1.2 billi on a new stadium.  He has a massive video board, cheerleaders dancing in suspended cages, four trillion people inside, a big ol hole so you can see gawd hisself through the top, and what do the people of Dallas do to repay [...]

This Come On Bruh! might be both the best and worst one yet.  This might shut down Come on Bruh for all time.  The penultimate Come on Bruh.  It doesn’t get worse than this.  It starts with a wedding…Let’s meet the groomsmen, shall we?

Looks like a respectable bunch.  A few unexpected perms and ponytails, but [...]

The Us Versus Them scales of 1-10 are well documented.  But whenever we talk about a lady, the comments section blows up.  The Megan Fox post earlier this week set off a straight up firestorm.  In the debate, there was one clear voice of reason.  While everyone else was debating Monica Bellucci, Salma Hayak, Jessica [...]