From bad to worse: Raz B reverses himself
Posted by Lake Arlington | Saturday, December 29th, 2007

I actually hate this story, but it’s just so wild that I feel like I have to write on it. As I said before, Raz B, formerly of B2K and his brother Ricky Romance (ha) claimed that their manager and cousin Chris Stokes molested them as children.

They even went so far as to say [...]


Homo Erectus Part 3: B2K, Marques Houston, Omarion, et. al.
Posted by Lake Arlington | Monday, December 24th, 2007

Man, have I or have I not been talking about the fact that R&B is just an inherently shady enterprise?

I mean, the bottom line is that you’ve got cats who are interpretational, artistic and sensitive crooning with cornrows, wife beaters and an ice grill on their face. I mean, if these cats weren’t doing [...]


Homo Erect-us Part 2
Posted by Lake Arlington | Wednesday, December 12th, 2007

Look, I hate to keep harping on this, but I only have one question for you R&B fans, which one is the man in this relationship.

Kind of hard to figure out, right? Do you go with the smooth and confident cat on the left who in the absence of this clown to his right [...]


Homo Erectus lives…
Posted by Lake Arlington | Tuesday, December 11th, 2007

I done told you fools about these soft R&B man-on-man duets. I can say the same for this Lil Bow Wow loves Omarion combination, but I think their album cover says it all.

Seriously, if you had no clue who either of these dudes were and you just looked at Omarion’s face in isolation, what [...]