I talked about the American Apparel contest a few weeks ago and the time for submissions is over. Of course if there are any women who feel the need to enter a best bottom contest, please feel free to let me know. But here is the winner for the internet voting.
Dammit, I can’t argue with [...]
Maybe not WAG, but she is his baby momma and now I know how she got the job. Her Name is Royce Reed.
Aw man, she was a Magic dancer too? This is the worst baby mama story ever. Everyone knows you can’t look at your own dancers, that is the #1 rule.
But no, Dwight didn’t [...]
Have you seen this?
no, not the fights, they kinda suck. Florian is a good fighter, but Gomi better bring his A-Game because Florian rips through any lightweight without a belt around his waist. Then Nelson is just a fatboy who isn’t terribly exciting to watch. You’ve got to take a look in the bottom right [...]
My open admiration for Dov Charney is well chronicled. The man is a genius. Not only has he figured out how to convince people to like his slightly expensive, old school gear. He’s also doing it with fair wages and American made. His real genius though? Is not giving a damn along the way. As [...]
I’m not going to lie, Katie Couric is the only reason the Today show was remotely bearable back in the day. I’m usually a Sportscenter guy in the morning anyway, but sometimes you need the news. Local news is all murders, accidents, local scandal and weather, so I need a little national perspective every once [...]
Sex sells and I’m down with it. I like the little semi-local spots that really pull out all of the stops. Like if you wanted to use sex to sell a pickle, what would you do? Probably something like this…
Once you have a woman holding a huge pickle in her hand as she guides it [...]
You know I’m a taser connoisseur. We’ve had, Don’t tase me bro, the naked wizard, some self taze action, the tazed up fox, and my personal favorite, the courtroom taser. But this takes the cake. Grandma taser!
She was really putting up a fight too. She shrugged off the handcuffs. Talking shit the whole time. The [...]
When I saw they were adding a fourth judge to American Idol this season, I saw a chick with dark hair and thought nothing more than “Insurance Policy in case Paula goes crazy”. Honestly, she didn’t add that much. UNTIL LAST NIGHT. Look, American Idol is only good when people are making complete jackasses of [...]
Kanye may be crazy, but he’s not stupid. If you’ve ever read the Kanye Blog, you know he likes em thick and drops those “Where are you Yeezy?” joints every few days. In fact, he’s not crazy either because he just used that shag and that jean jacket to catch a model chick. Amber Rose.
Damn. [...]
I’m going to start using real pictures of wild sh*t either I or my friends see out there in this crazy world. So here goes.
For the most part, this year has sucked. We all know this. I mean, Barack Obama becoming President aside, this year has had next to NO good news. Dammit. I [...]
I know everyone has covered Barack ….errrrrr….President Obama’s pimped out new Cadillac, but you know we’ve got to hit you with a whole new perspective.
Forget all the details. I just like the way Barack is pimpin in that back seat. Let’s you know he’s got legroom to spare. Big smile like he’s enjoying it too.
-Brock
Pacman Jones is who we thought he was. After making it rain in the club, being arrested, suspended, given a last chance, then a last, last chance, Pacman Jones finally got cut by the Dallas Cowboys today. I know, I know, he was just in the wrong place at the wrong time…nah homey…he was in [...]
As UvT nation expands, all we hear is that “we gotta do something for the ladies”. So we recruited Bichon Wheels who hit you with the hot intro about her first day HERE. I know from our Facebook Page (Are you in yet? Hit the link to join now.) that there are a lot of [...]
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaail no! First a tranny on “I want Diddy” (ha) and now this. This has been a fucked up week!
Come on John. Even she can’t believe you blazed that. Look at her, she’s disgusted! Don’t tell me you hit that raw dog. I mean, anyone could have a bad night (I guess) but with [...]
Hey, if there is one thing that’s for certain, it’s that they will continue to produce ridiculously hot babes. Take this chick for instance, Dollicia Bryan, she’s basically the next Vida Guerra and I’m happy to have made her acquaintance.
Wow, say what you want about that King, but they bring the heat more often than [...]
Dude, maybe it’s just me (it’s not) but has anyone noticed that Ashanti is looking FAN-TABULOUS lately? My word!!! I mean, it’s like every picture of her I see is yet another piece into a tapestry of “GOT DAMN“-ness. So you know I had to ask the question that’s on everyone’s mind: Is Ashanti UvT [...]
I hate to so blatantly steal Dave Chappelle’s line but I literally couldn’t think of another caption for this wild wedding picture below.
Now before you think you know why this picture is so crazy. Take a bit of a longer look and then read my comments below to see how many of your observations [...]
Maybe I’m just an asshole (ok, I am) but there’s something about two chicks fighting that I just love. I don’t know, it’s like two kittens getting their squabble on, you just assume it’s a no harm no foul situation and the comedy factor seems to always far outweigh any actual harm done to [...]
After further review the Us Versus Them Department of Law Enforcement and Corrections has found that the arse whooping, manhandling and especially the Tazing of dat candy ass experienced by the idiot Florida Student was proper, prudent, appreciated, encouraged, and enjoyed…
Oh and the Florida Department of Law Enforcement also held that the incident [...]
Loyal readers will remember the story of Bill Maas from a few months back when he got popped by the fuzz for ridin’ dirty with that young thing. It’s too bad too, because Bill Maas is one of my favorite NFL commentators. He’s got that edge, that bite, I guess from being a [...]
