People forget that John Edwards got his sex scandal on before Tiger Woods.  (Is John Edwards also a sex addict?)  Can you imagine if this guy was actually President or if he was in the home stretch to with the office when this came out?  It would have been the wildest story ever.  But instead, [...]

Maybe not WAG, but she is his baby momma and now I know how she got the job.  Her Name is Royce Reed.

Aw man, she was a Magic dancer too?  This is the worst baby mama story ever.  Everyone knows you can’t look at your own dancers, that is the #1 rule.

But no, Dwight didn’t [...]

Everyone always wants to talk about the worlds dumbest criminals so you need to give a shoutout when a criminal outsmarts the cops.

Now I don’t know if that is going to get him off, but without the demand note, they may not be able to prove that he made the demand.  I hope he chewed [...]

Preface:
Best.  Sex.  Tape.  EVA!!!!
Let me just say as a starter, this is a MUST SEE Sex Tape because both these babes really….I mean REALLY know how to handle themselves.  Holy smokes.  They look alike but believe me, there is a ring leader and her name is Anya Ayoung Chee aka Miss Trinidad & Tobago!!!!  But [...]

Your boy Brock is from the ATL.  I ain’t gonna lie the ATL has great things, but it also has some terrible things.  Atlanta is a great city, it’s got everything you want.  It’s got style, it’s got swagger, great sports, it is a spot with its own identity.

On the other side, I’m not afraid [...]

 I always wondered why former U.S. Presidents were still called “Mr. President” after they left office.  I just figured it was kinda like “coach” where they never lost their status, but it was a casual thing.  If I ran into my high school track coach and he told me to run two miles around the [...]

I guess it’s true what they say, when it rains, it hurricanes.  A Rod just got outed for f*cking with hoes.

Look, the more I reset it back to Ashley Dupre, the more I realize that she really was a decent piece of tail for Eliot.  Let’s review a bit.

haaaaa, boy, this was back in the [...]

I never got down with the grill movement, but it sure made Paul Wall famous for a good 15-16 minutes.

We knew about the gold tooth from back in the day, and Ca$h Money definitely used to hit cats with the grills:

But this goes waaay back.  The ancient Mayans were apparently old school pimps, because look [...]

Everyone has thought about it, and according to the statistics, 40% of people have done it.  I’m talking about getting into an office relationship.  Banging a coworker.  Cuttin where you eat.  And if 40% of people have done it, that means about 20% of them did it in the office. Probably in your cube.  Or [...]

Yooo, I always wondered how they picked these babes.  I just figured they went in the back, handled their casting couch bitniz and then let the good ones cut a check on video day.  But nah, they keep this thing classy…thick too.

I’m in the wrong profession.
- Lake

I know everyone has covered Barack ….errrrrr….President Obama’s pimped out new Cadillac, but you know we’ve got to hit you with a whole new perspective.

Forget all the details.  I just like the way Barack is pimpin in that back seat.  Let’s you know he’s got legroom to spare.  Big smile like he’s enjoying it too.
-Brock

And by the champ, I mean the champ of saying something completely crazy.  He really says it in the most sincere way possible.  I think at this point, my man is afraid of himself.  Mike Tyson is the subject of a new documentary film that just premiered at Sundance, and the word on the street [...]

Meet Natalie Dylan.

Cute girl, right?  No angle 2, she’s not famous, so why are we talking about her you ask?  Because she is selling her virginity to the highest bidder.  What’s virginity go for these days?  I’m no specialist, but last time I was involved with a transaction of this type, I think it came [...]

Pacman Jones is who we thought he was.  After making it rain in the club, being arrested, suspended, given a last chance, then a last, last chance, Pacman Jones finally got cut by the Dallas Cowboys today.  I know, I know, he was just in the wrong place at the wrong time…nah homey…he was in [...]

Now see, we’re supposed to be talking about Change and out of nowhere we have a wild scandal go down on a Tuesday afternoon.

This is Rod Blagojevich.  He is the Governor of Illinois and just got arrested for “seeking value” in exchange for the Senate seat evacuated by Barack Obama.  What kind of value, you [...]

When I saw this story, I didn’t know how it got published.
“Inmates sneak through ceiling to have sex“.
I was like damn, how does this make the news?  Because of course, when you think of jail, they are generally coming with these:

With a side of these:

But this one was different.  These prisoners found a way to [...]

Well damn.  I guess it is on.

The NY Knicks straight cleared house this week, dumping Zach Randolph to the Clips and Jamal Crawford to Golden State, oh and clearing $27.5 milli off the books.  They’ve also got the worlds highest paid bench warmer coming off the books next year which will clear out another $21.1.  [...]

I guess Kanye aint the only cat who needs just one of Russell’s nieces, because it looks like ole Russ “hisself” is getting his dirty old man on with regularity.

Looks like Russ aint settling for anything under a 9 in bikini wear.  But that’s not all, this cat aint stopping there.  Nah, he’s laying that [...]

Ohhhhhh shit, I just went ahead and played that “Exclusive,” versions fast and slow, back to back to back to back to back like it was MTB4 Season 1 again.  Oh yeah, I’m amp’d up and ready for some good solid MTB4.  Let’s get it. So I’m watching the show and Diddy comes on talking [...]

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaail no!  First a tranny on “I want Diddy” (ha) and now this.  This has been a fucked up week!

Come on John.  Even she can’t believe you blazed that.  Look at her, she’s disgusted!  Don’t tell me you hit that raw dog.  I mean, anyone could have a bad night (I guess) but with [...]

Because we just relocated it to Greece.
I haven’t looked up American law on this topic, but nine British women and twelve men in Athens, Greece were just arrested for participating in an oral sex competition.

I know Shaq.  That’s what I said.
Where do I start?  Okay, let’s start with the fact that when I say nine [...]

Hey, I didn’t come up with this list but I’m happy to discuss it. You know, as I look down at this InTouch Weekly “Best Hollywood Tits” list, I’m actually kind of embarrassed that I know all these broads. Ahh, who am I kidding, let’s get going on this here list. Now [...]

Of course she did.

It doesn’t excuse it, but clearly Silda knew 1. That Easy E liked to get his freak on and 2. That he was knocking down something other than her for years.

That’s the new word according to sources close to Eliot and Silda Spitzer. I’m not shocked at all. I know that [...]

Dude, Max Mosley, the head of the FIA, which is the governing body of Formula One racing, got busted and exposed banging out 5 hookers while they all role played a Nazi concentration camp S&M sex fantasy game. Freaking crazy, peep it.

Yooo, this is so crazy that I don’t even know what to [...]

There aint much to say about Matt Leinart. I really shouldn’t even post this mess because it’s already all over the internet, but I just have to.

What the hell is wrong with this cat? Is he serious? Matt really is THAT cat who will just never grow up, never get it. [...]