Blackgojevich WHAT?!
Posted by Triple B | Tuesday, January 12th, 2010

Now we all know that Blago is crazy. From the Donald Trump hair impersonation.

To the wild selling the Senate seats out of the back of his trunk Hustle Man moves and the man who gave you this.Now he’s done up and done it. Peep this yall.
http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2010/01/11/ex-governor-blagojevich-im-blacker-than-barack-obama/
Really?! Did this man really go to a shoe-shining [...]


Michael Steele: When Keeping It Real Goes Wrong
Posted by Brock Hardon | Tuesday, December 15th, 2009

I know the GOP has sophisticated strategies, a solid worldview, and are an important part of the balance of the political structure in America, but sometimes they are just too simple.  Let’s take Michael Steele, the head of the GOP for example.  In recent history, the Republican party has not been very welcoming to Black [...]

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Arnold Schwartzenegger is Gangsta
Posted by Brock Hardon | Thursday, October 29th, 2009

Arnold Schwarzenegger has been Governor of California for almost eight years now, and I have to admit I still don’t get it.  Sure, I like the Predator too, but I never trusted Arnold as a straight up dude.  I feel like Arnold was the original facebook fail politician.  Seriously, how are we supposed to negotiate [...]

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Vladimir Putin Shows the World Know He’s a Manly Man
Posted by Brock Hardon | Thursday, August 6th, 2009

When you are the President of a country, you usually take press photos in a suit.  When President Bush wanted to let the world know what kind of man he was, he went with “dirty, cowboy man”.

Yeah, he’s out there hauling branches in his wranglers.  Vladimir Putin takes it to a whole new level though [...]

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International Pimpin’: Bill Clinton Is Still the Man
Posted by Brock Hardon | Wednesday, August 5th, 2009

 I always wondered why former U.S. Presidents were still called “Mr. President” after they left office.  I just figured it was kinda like “coach” where they never lost their status, but it was a casual thing.  If I ran into my high school track coach and he told me to run two miles around the [...]

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Mark Sanford’s Side Chick…STOP It’s the Mothaf*$&in REMIX!!!!
Posted by Brock Hardon | Friday, June 26th, 2009

Yesterday in a whirlwind of international news breaking, Farrah Fawcett died, MJ died, Mark Sanford makes the worst press conference ever and apologizes to his side chick before his wife and children while this turrible chick in the background openly mocks him:

Damn.  Who is that chick?  I hope she didn’t work at the state house [...]

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Latin Heat: Governor Sanford Likes it Spicy
Posted by Brock Hardon | Thursday, June 25th, 2009

The GOP can’t catch a break.  I’m almost starting to feel bad for them.  But this just keeps getting worse.  For the people who aren’t buying the B.S. that Sarah Palin is selling for 2012, they were trying to prop up a new hero to roll into the next election.  They tapped the Governor of [...]

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Sotomayor Attacked By Republicans; Suffers Broken Leg!
Posted by Brock Hardon | Tuesday, June 9th, 2009

Damn, I knew Dick Cheney and the Republicans didn’t like Obama’s first pick for the Supreme Court, but they didn’t have to go old school on it.  Sonya Sotomayor came out of the weekend with a broken ankle.  Damn, did someone take her out in an alley?

Who ordered the hit?  Did they hit up the [...]

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Arlen Spector to GOP: “My Party is Democrat, Remix (Feat. T-Pain & Lake A)”
Posted by Lake Arlington | Wednesday, April 29th, 2009

When it rains it pours I guess.  Remember back in the day when the GOP was on top?

Remember?  I know you do.  George W had just stole an election out of Florida:

Cats were getting all “You aint patriotic if you question my policies, don’t forget 9/11, did I mention 9/11″ on dat ass too.

Well, damn.  [...]

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Man Up Monday: The Arms Race
Posted by Brock Hardon | Monday, April 13th, 2009

The International Political game is crazy.  Negotiations, power plays, alliances, war.  It never stops and people are always jockeying for position.  The crazy thing is that the war “game stopper” was used for the first…and last time in 1945.

There was an immediate race for countries to get them so that no one could ever use [...]

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Sarah Palin Hates Levi Johnston
Posted by Lake Arlington | Tuesday, April 7th, 2009

….So of course, now we love him.  Nothing like a fresh can of white trash to start the morning off right.  Did you guys peep previous Republican good guy Levi “Imma Make an Honest Woman Outta Hurr” Johnston on the Tyra Banks (AHNT) show?  No?  Peep it:

haaaaaaaaa  Don’t you love Sarah Palin jumping out to [...]

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Man Up Monday: Tim Geithner
Posted by Brock Hardon | Monday, March 30th, 2009

It has been a rough week for Tim Geithner, the Treasury Department and the U.S. Government.  Barack Obama continues to go hard every chance he gets.  The man just lays his plan out and dares someone to say something different.  But the man is starting to need some backup.  Barack picked a guy who is [...]

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Republican Rap Battle: Colbert vs. Michael Steele
Posted by Lake Arlington | Tuesday, March 24th, 2009

This is damn hilarious.  One thing that’s for certain, after this, everybody is going to be feeling like a Black Republican.

Haaaaaaaaaaa  Dude, my boy DHater has to love this.  I mean, this is really that GOP heat.  I love it!
“Da Democrats got the swagga right now, swagga right now, swagga-swagga right now”
- Lake

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Obama Owns that Dick, Cheney on 60 Minutes
Posted by Lake Arlington | Monday, March 23rd, 2009

Wow, I guess we know how that Dick Cheney got in that wheelchair.

Not sure if anyone else saw this on 60 Minutes last night, but Barack really laid out Dack Cheney and the entire GOP ideology regarding detention of hostiles and torture.  I knew he was going to get at Dack when he said “SURE” [...]

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Come On Bruh! Michael Steele
Posted by Brock Hardon | Thursday, March 19th, 2009

Hey Mike.  You know how the Republicans thought they were going to capture all of the Hillary voters by putting in Sarah Palin?  You know how they want to counter the Black President?  Yeah, that’s you.

Oh, and you might want to stop the “Abortion is a personal choice”, and “Rush Limbaugh is an idiot” rhetoric [...]

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Chuck Norris For President!
Posted by Brock Hardon | Friday, March 13th, 2009

First it was Ronald Reagan, then it was Arnold Schwarzenegger (why is his name in my spell check?), now it is time for a new man to step out of acting and take on politics.  Chuck Norris said he wants to be President.  I guess it is about time to have a President with feathered [...]

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Man Up Monday: Bobby Jindal
Posted by Brock Hardon | Monday, March 2nd, 2009

Bobby Jindal put the Republican party on his back last Tuesday in an effort to start the momentum for the Republicans going into 2012.  You know what?  I actually miss the don’t give a damn, I’ll tell you what you’re going to like and when you’re going to like it, Republicans.  Hillary Clinton does well, [...]

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This Just In: Bobby Jindal Aint Sh*t
Posted by Lake Arlington | Wednesday, February 25th, 2009

Hey, maybe it’s just me, but I expected something more from the Governor of my ancestral home state of Louisiana.  Bobby Jindal’s first 90 seconds sounded more like my 8th Grade social studies project than the GOP response to President Obama’s speech.  Did someone tell him that the audience he was talking to wasn’t full [...]

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LOL: Biden Apologizes to Justice Roberts for Joke
Posted by Lake Arlington | Wednesday, January 28th, 2009

Yoo, this is just hilarious to me.  Genius Justice Roberts can’t get his sh&t together, Joe Biden calls him on it and now Joe is the one who has to apologize?

That just aint right.  In fact, let’s just run that Biden “gaffe” for the people:

Haaaaa.  The best part of that video is the quick shake [...]

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Barack Obama Gets His Grub On at Ben’s Chili Bowl
Posted by Brock Hardon | Tuesday, January 13th, 2009

I know George Bush was supposed to be the President we could have a beer with.

Side note, do you trust a former alcoholic that slams non-alcoholic brew?  Isn’t that a little like R. Kelly banging out chicks that are over age but with no j’s and slim hips so they seem like they are illegal?  [...]

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Barack Obama is Getting Older By the Minute
Posted by Brock Hardon | Friday, January 9th, 2009

A report just came out that said that the US President is under so much stress that they age at a rate that is twice as fast as a normal person.  So they did an artists rendition of what they expect Barack Obama to look like at the end of his term.

Man Please!  Haven’t you [...]

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The Porn Industry Is Pimpin for a $5 Billion Bailout
Posted by Brock Hardon | Thursday, January 8th, 2009

This is great.
Since congress is handing money out to the car industry, the banks, insurance companies and anyone else who screwed up their entire industry.  So who lines up next?  Larry Flynt, the Girls Gone Wild Dude and the Porn Industry.

Don’t you want to give that dude 5 billi?  Larry Flynt is saying that the [...]

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Roland Burris Tries to Bum Rush the Senate!
Posted by Brock Hardon | Wednesday, January 7th, 2009

Meet Roland Burris.

He is former Attorney General and Comptroller of Illinois, and current consultant.  From the look on his face, he also looks like he knows that Colt45 works every time.  He also was just named as Barack Obama’s replacement for the Senate position in Illinois.  Sounds like he should just show up for work, [...]

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This Just In: Republicans are STILL Racist
Posted by Lake Arlington | Monday, December 29th, 2008

This should come as a shock to nobody, but the Republicans are still the party of the racists.

I’m not saying that they’re all racist, I’m just saying that racists feel most at home in the warm confines of the “Grand Ol’ Party” because half their platform is predicated on tricking losers like Joe the Plumber [...]

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Classic Material: Barack Obama
Posted by Lake Arlington | Monday, December 22nd, 2008

I’m asking cats to caption this perfectly hilarious pic of Rev. Al Sharpton and Barack Obama.  Mine is directly below:

“Yeah I think I feel you, but right now it’s imperative that I get on these greens”
Hilarious.  I mean, look at Reb Al’s face.  He’s got that “I know I shoulda endorsed you from jump” look [...]

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