Jul
15
This is way too good. While Sarah Palin has managed to cycle herself into obscurity for the moment (other than the million people who want to use her to plug the oil spill in the Gulf). But do you remember the most awkward family moment in the history of American politics?
Back in the wild days [...]
Tags: Bristol Palin, Levi Johnston, Levi Johnston and Bristol Palin get engaged, Palin Family, Satah Palin
Jun
3
Hell no.
You think JFK wasn’t hitting Marilyn Monroe? You think he would have apologized to the world while he looked sad for hitting the baddest woman on the planet? That is nothing but a lie. Look, Bill Clinton gets caught slumpbusting with Monica Lewinsky, yeah, that shit is embarrassing. I’d want to blame that one [...]
Tags: Bill Clinton, Eliot Spitzer, JFK and Marilyn Monroe, Political Affairs, Political Apologies, Politics, Sex Addiction
May
10
You’ve gotta love politics, it really brings out the best in people. Last week we had Tim James in Alabama letting people know that in Alabama, you’ve got to learn Ainglish. Tim just called that Common Sense. But at least Tim took himself seriously. This time we’ve got Dan Fanelli with a little more Common [...]
Tags: Dan Fanelli, Political, Politics, racial profiling, racist political commercials
Apr
30
I didn’t want to turn this into “political” week at Us Versus Them, but this is too good ‘n Turrible to go unaddressed. Check out this message from Tim James, candidate for Governor of Alabama.
“This is Alabama. We Speak Ainglish. If ya wanna live here. Learn it.”
Damn. You’ve got to appreciate a guy who doesn’t [...]
Tags: Alabama, Racist, Tim James
Apr
27
Arizona is known for a lot of things. They have a football stadium where the grass rolls outside to get some sun. It gets hot as hell. They don’t celebrate MLK day. Oh, and they just passed a new immigration law. Their Governor Jan Brewer introduced a law where Arizona Police officers are allowed to [...]
Tags: Arizona New Immigration Law, Immigration, Jan Brewer, Political, Politics, Racist Law
Jan
12
Now we all know that Blago is crazy. From the Donald Trump hair impersonation.
To the wild selling the Senate seats out of the back of his trunk Hustle Man moves and the man who gave you this.Now he’s done up and done it. Peep this yall.
http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2010/01/11/ex-governor-blagojevich-im-blacker-than-barack-obama/
Really?! Did this man really go to a shoe-shining [...]
Dec
15
I know the GOP has sophisticated strategies, a solid worldview, and are an important part of the balance of the political structure in America, but sometimes they are just too simple. Let’s take Michael Steele, the head of the GOP for example. In recent history, the Republican party has not been very welcoming to Black [...]
Tags: Black GOP, Come on Bruh!, Humpty Hump, Michael Steele, Michael Steele Intern Pictures, Michael Steele is a joke
Oct
29
Arnold Schwarzenegger has been Governor of California for almost eight years now, and I have to admit I still don’t get it. Sure, I like the Predator too, but I never trusted Arnold as a straight up dude. I feel like Arnold was the original facebook fail politician. Seriously, how are we supposed to negotiate [...]
Tags: Arnold Schwarzenegger, Governor Schwarzenegger, Schwarzenegger Fuck You
Aug
6
When you are the President of a country, you usually take press photos in a suit. When President Bush wanted to let the world know what kind of man he was, he went with “dirty, cowboy man”.
Yeah, he’s out there hauling branches in his wranglers. Vladimir Putin takes it to a whole new level though [...]
Tags: Putin Vacation Photos, Russia, Vladimir Putin
Aug
5
I always wondered why former U.S. Presidents were still called “Mr. President” after they left office. I just figured it was kinda like “coach” where they never lost their status, but it was a casual thing. If I ran into my high school track coach and he told me to run two miles around the [...]
Tags: American Journalists in North Korea, Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, Kim Jong Il, Lisa Ling sister, Politics
Jun
26
Yesterday in a whirlwind of international news breaking, Farrah Fawcett died, MJ died, Mark Sanford makes the worst press conference ever and apologizes to his side chick before his wife and children while this turrible chick in the background openly mocks him:
Damn. Who is that chick? I hope she didn’t work at the state house [...]
Tags: Argentina, Maria Belen Shapur, Maria Belen Shapur pics, Maria Belen Shapur pictures, Mark Sanford, Mistress, Politics, South Carolina Governor
Jun
25
The GOP can’t catch a break. I’m almost starting to feel bad for them. But this just keeps getting worse. For the people who aren’t buying the B.S. that Sarah Palin is selling for 2012, they were trying to prop up a new hero to roll into the next election. They tapped the Governor of [...]
Tags: GOP, Maria pictures sanford, Mark Sanford, Pictues of Sanford mistress, Political, Politics, South Carolina Governor, WTF?!?!?
Jun
9
Damn, I knew Dick Cheney and the Republicans didn’t like Obama’s first pick for the Supreme Court, but they didn’t have to go old school on it. Sonya Sotomayor came out of the weekend with a broken ankle. Damn, did someone take her out in an alley?
Who ordered the hit? Did they hit up the [...]
Tags: News, Politics, Sotomayor, Sotomayor broken ankle, Supreme Court nominee
Apr
29
When it rains it pours I guess. Remember back in the day when the GOP was on top?
Remember? I know you do. George W had just stole an election out of Florida:
Cats were getting all “You aint patriotic if you question my policies, don’t forget 9/11, did I mention 9/11″ on dat ass too.
Well, damn. [...]
Tags: Arlen Specter jumps ship, Arlen Specter leaves Republican Party
Apr
13
The International Political game is crazy. Negotiations, power plays, alliances, war. It never stops and people are always jockeying for position. The crazy thing is that the war “game stopper” was used for the first…and last time in 1945.
There was an immediate race for countries to get them so that no one could ever use [...]
Tags: Man Up Monday, North Korean Rocket, Nuclear Weapons
Apr
7
….So of course, now we love him. Nothing like a fresh can of white trash to start the morning off right. Did you guys peep previous Republican good guy Levi “Imma Make an Honest Woman Outta Hurr” Johnston on the Tyra Banks (AHNT) show? No? Peep it:
haaaaaaaaa Don’t you love Sarah Palin jumping out to [...]
Tags: Bristol Palin, Levi Johnston
Mar
30
It has been a rough week for Tim Geithner, the Treasury Department and the U.S. Government. Barack Obama continues to go hard every chance he gets. The man just lays his plan out and dares someone to say something different. But the man is starting to need some backup. Barack picked a guy who is [...]
Tags: Man Up Monday, Politics, Tim Geithner, Treasury Secretary
Mar
24
This is damn hilarious. One thing that’s for certain, after this, everybody is going to be feeling like a Black Republican.
Haaaaaaaaaaa Dude, my boy DHater has to love this. I mean, this is really that GOP heat. I love it!
“Da Democrats got the swagga right now, swagga right now, swagga-swagga right now”
- Lake
Tags: Steven Colbert Michael Steele
Mar
23
Wow, I guess we know how that Dick Cheney got in that wheelchair.
Not sure if anyone else saw this on 60 Minutes last night, but Barack really laid out Dack Cheney and the entire GOP ideology regarding detention of hostiles and torture. I knew he was going to get at Dack when he said “SURE” [...]
Tags: Dick Cheney, Dick Cheney is a piece of shit, Obama owns Cheney, Obama rebukes Cheney, Obama smacks Cheney
Mar
19
Hey Mike. You know how the Republicans thought they were going to capture all of the Hillary voters by putting in Sarah Palin? You know how they want to counter the Black President? Yeah, that’s you.
Oh, and you might want to stop the “Abortion is a personal choice”, and “Rush Limbaugh is an idiot” rhetoric [...]
Tags: Come on Bruh!, Michael Steele, Republican Party
Mar
13
First it was Ronald Reagan, then it was Arnold Schwarzenegger (why is his name in my spell check?), now it is time for a new man to step out of acting and take on politics. Chuck Norris said he wants to be President. I guess it is about time to have a President with feathered [...]
Tags: Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris President of Texas, Nilla Please, Politics
Mar
2
Bobby Jindal put the Republican party on his back last Tuesday in an effort to start the momentum for the Republicans going into 2012. You know what? I actually miss the don’t give a damn, I’ll tell you what you’re going to like and when you’re going to like it, Republicans. Hillary Clinton does well, [...]
Tags: Bobby Jindal, Hunting, Jimmy Kimmel, Kenneth the Page, Man Up Monday, Politics, Presidential Election 2012
Feb
25
Hey, maybe it’s just me, but I expected something more from the Governor of my ancestral home state of Louisiana. Bobby Jindal’s first 90 seconds sounded more like my 8th Grade social studies project than the GOP response to President Obama’s speech. Did someone tell him that the audience he was talking to wasn’t full [...]
Tags: Bobby Jindal, Bobby Jindal funny
Jan
28
Yoo, this is just hilarious to me. Genius Justice Roberts can’t get his sh&t together, Joe Biden calls him on it and now Joe is the one who has to apologize?
That just aint right. In fact, let’s just run that Biden “gaffe” for the people:
Haaaaa. The best part of that video is the quick shake [...]
Tags: Biden apologizes to Roberts for comment, Biden Gaffe, Joe Biden, Justice Roberts Oath mistake
Jan
13
I know George Bush was supposed to be the President we could have a beer with.
Side note, do you trust a former alcoholic that slams non-alcoholic brew? Isn’t that a little like R. Kelly banging out chicks that are over age but with no j’s and slim hips so they seem like they are illegal? [...]
Tags: Barack Obama, Ben's Chili Bowl, President Obama