This is way too good. While Sarah Palin has managed to cycle herself into obscurity for the moment (other than the million people who want to use her to plug the oil spill in the Gulf). But do you remember the most awkward family moment in the history of American politics?
Back in the wild days [...]
Hell no.
You think JFK wasn’t hitting Marilyn Monroe? You think he would have apologized to the world while he looked sad for hitting the baddest woman on the planet? That is nothing but a lie. Look, Bill Clinton gets caught slumpbusting with Monica Lewinsky, yeah, that shit is embarrassing. I’d want to blame that one [...]
You’ve gotta love politics, it really brings out the best in people. Last week we had Tim James in Alabama letting people know that in Alabama, you’ve got to learn Ainglish. Tim just called that Common Sense. But at least Tim took himself seriously. This time we’ve got Dan Fanelli with a little more Common [...]
I didn’t want to turn this into “political” week at Us Versus Them, but this is too good ‘n Turrible to go unaddressed. Check out this message from Tim James, candidate for Governor of Alabama.
“This is Alabama. We Speak Ainglish. If ya wanna live here. Learn it.”
Damn. You’ve got to appreciate a guy who doesn’t [...]
Arizona is known for a lot of things. They have a football stadium where the grass rolls outside to get some sun. It gets hot as hell. They don’t celebrate MLK day. Oh, and they just passed a new immigration law. Their Governor Jan Brewer introduced a law where Arizona Police officers are allowed to [...]
First of All, I’m going to start by telling all the haters to Man Up. Duke is back in the Final Four.
So break out the conspiracy theories about the easy bracket, add a layer of “who the NCAA wants to win”, and rub it down with some Coach K is in the with refs, and [...]
Now we all know that Blago is crazy. From the Donald Trump hair impersonation.
To the wild selling the Senate seats out of the back of his trunk Hustle Man moves and the man who gave you this.Now he’s done up and done it. Peep this yall.
http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2010/01/11/ex-governor-blagojevich-im-blacker-than-barack-obama/
Really?! Did this man really go to a shoe-shining [...]
I know the GOP has sophisticated strategies, a solid worldview, and are an important part of the balance of the political structure in America, but sometimes they are just too simple. Let’s take Michael Steele, the head of the GOP for example. In recent history, the Republican party has not been very welcoming to Black [...]
Arnold Schwarzenegger has been Governor of California for almost eight years now, and I have to admit I still don’t get it. Sure, I like the Predator too, but I never trusted Arnold as a straight up dude. I feel like Arnold was the original facebook fail politician. Seriously, how are we supposed to negotiate [...]
Quietly, I always suspected Meghan McCain was an ok kind of girl.
And while I’m not totally sure what this pic means, I would like you Republicans to STFU and definitely to stop hatin’…ok? Thanks. But Meg seems a bit progressive.
And though she’s got the crypt keeper for a mom dukes
And a half senile [...]
Michelle Obama doesn’t play. Thalia was out a White House Event and invited President Obama up for a quick dance.
Barack followed all the rules:
1. He did not look at that ass.
And President Obama and everyone else in that room including Michelle knows she can get it. Amazing show of willpower by the Pres.
2. He backed [...]
At least T-Pain knows he’s a walking parody of himself. People (including me) can make fun of him if they want, but dude has been cashing those AutoTune checks for years now.
Amputaaaaashuuuunnnnn-Boop!
Jay-Z, I thought you said Autotune was dead, but now it seems to be stronger than ever. How do you feel about that?
-Brock
I guess some Congo cat translated a question improperly and well, this is what happened:
Haaaaa Well then I guess Bill aint sh*t. haa Damn. I must say, though she comes off being a bit defensive, I did in fact like it, especially that lil shrug she hit em with after. Had that “nilla please” (only [...]
Reason No. 2,459 why American politics suck…No Presidential candidates that try to get my vote by simply saying:
“The Economy is bad, but looka deez tittays!”
Now, that would be a wild joke or maybe the work of some clown making hay over a shady slip of the J in a photo op, but this time it’s [...]
Your boy Brock is from the ATL. I ain’t gonna lie the ATL has great things, but it also has some terrible things. Atlanta is a great city, it’s got everything you want. It’s got style, it’s got swagger, great sports, it is a spot with its own identity.
On the other side, I’m not afraid [...]
When you are the President of a country, you usually take press photos in a suit. When President Bush wanted to let the world know what kind of man he was, he went with “dirty, cowboy man”.
Yeah, he’s out there hauling branches in his wranglers. Vladimir Putin takes it to a whole new level though [...]
I always wondered why former U.S. Presidents were still called “Mr. President” after they left office. I just figured it was kinda like “coach” where they never lost their status, but it was a casual thing. If I ran into my high school track coach and he told me to run two miles around the [...]
Yesterday in a whirlwind of international news breaking, Farrah Fawcett died, MJ died, Mark Sanford makes the worst press conference ever and apologizes to his side chick before his wife and children while this turrible chick in the background openly mocks him:
Damn. Who is that chick? I hope she didn’t work at the state house [...]
The GOP can’t catch a break. I’m almost starting to feel bad for them. But this just keeps getting worse. For the people who aren’t buying the B.S. that Sarah Palin is selling for 2012, they were trying to prop up a new hero to roll into the next election. They tapped the Governor of [...]
Damn, I knew Dick Cheney and the Republicans didn’t like Obama’s first pick for the Supreme Court, but they didn’t have to go old school on it. Sonya Sotomayor came out of the weekend with a broken ankle. Damn, did someone take her out in an alley?
Who ordered the hit? Did they hit up the [...]
When it rains it pours I guess. Remember back in the day when the GOP was on top?
Remember? I know you do. George W had just stole an election out of Florida:
Cats were getting all “You aint patriotic if you question my policies, don’t forget 9/11, did I mention 9/11″ on dat ass too.
Well, damn. [...]
Look, don’t nobody tell me that we don’t torture. First of all, if you’ve ever watched a single episode of 24, you know the deal.
I mean, if the cops take plungers to regular illegal aliens in NYC, you know them good ole boys from…oh I don’t know.. Fargo, North Dakota are jacking up every “Osama” [...]
The International Political game is crazy. Negotiations, power plays, alliances, war. It never stops and people are always jockeying for position. The crazy thing is that the war “game stopper” was used for the first…and last time in 1945.
There was an immediate race for countries to get them so that no one could ever use [...]
….So of course, now we love him. Nothing like a fresh can of white trash to start the morning off right. Did you guys peep previous Republican good guy Levi “Imma Make an Honest Woman Outta Hurr” Johnston on the Tyra Banks (AHNT) show? No? Peep it:
haaaaaaaaa Don’t you love Sarah Palin jumping out to [...]
It has been a rough week for Tim Geithner, the Treasury Department and the U.S. Government. Barack Obama continues to go hard every chance he gets. The man just lays his plan out and dares someone to say something different. But the man is starting to need some backup. Barack picked a guy who is [...]
