I was watching the Real World DC (I know, I know) and saw the saddest case of being one of Them ever.  It was so sad I felt like I had so start a foundation, raise money, shine a light on the important issue, start a text messaging campaign, something.  It was horrible.  I was [...]

I don’t know if you are up on Jersey Shore yet, but it is definitely UvT quality entertainment.

Gel hair, fist pumpin, a dude with a Cadillac tattoo, The Situation, and chicks who aren’t that hot who think they are really, really hot.  This is high quality info.  I’m sure Lake will be giving a full [...]

Kelly Anne was on a garbage season of Real World in Australia, but there was one thing I noticed about her immediately.

She dropped that gem in her audition tape.  She was really working with some non-traditional equipment on that one.  I know that joint is a little blurry, but it lets you know all you [...]

I love Reality TV.  The Real World is almost 20 years old, but I think it was really set off with Survivor.  I watch everything.  Survivor, Big Brother, all those VH1 joints, I got in some Amazing race, all of that.  But there are also some trends that have been exposed that can be exploited.  [...]

I’m watching this Making His Band, right?  And the show is pretty cool.

(Everything BUT the ring)
I mean, quite frankly, it’s refreshing to see actual artists with musical talent doing their thing.

Seeing real cats that are hot musically, not just some ole Britney -2.0 cats.  I mean, it’s a nice departure.

And save for what has now [...]

Dude, I saw the WILDEST reality tv fight yesterday on my tivo.

It was sooooo crazy, I mean, after that joint was over, I just had to take a knee.  I couldn’t believe it happened.  I mean the venom, the fire, the aggression.  Geez.  It was so violent, so uncalled for, but so damn good.  I [...]

Us Versus Them has a real problem.  Lake and I are both completely addicted to reality TV.  Anyone else looking forward to “Real Chance of Love 2″?  Just me?  Okay fine.  Well, then you have to put up with both of us talking about Big Brother 11 for the rest of the summer.  We’ll keep [...]

I know I’ve been sleeping on the job of late, but I just had to get my tivo enhanced Big Brother 11 on this weekend.

And the show, as usual, has all the fixings you need.  It has the too gay guy:

The damn homey, he’s gay too guy:

NSFW pics here..
The extra aggressive, butterJs, ie, everything is [...]

I’m not sure why I didn’t watch this show.  I mean, friends told me to peep it.  They said it was great.  I just couldn’t get there.  I turned it on once and they were doing some terrible “Do you know you’re man” nonsense.  It didn’t move me, so I moved on.  But tonight I [...]

Us Versus Them used to hang our hats on Making the Band 4.  It was a weekly institution.  Lake broke down the weekly episode from Aubrey getting too big for her britches (literally), Laurie Ann Gibson being told “no interjections”, and Donnie dancing like a white boy.  But this season has been different, it just [...]

Now this Real World Brooklyn has been turrible.  It was really confirmed when I saw this photo of the cast and didn’t know if the cat in the middle was a tranny, or Devyn. 

Honestly, if homey wasn’t so tall, I would have just thought it was a cast photo.  Even then, I’m not so sure.  [...]

Honestly, I haven’t thought about Dennis Rodman in years.

Well actually, I actively tried to put this clown out of my memory banks once he started wigging out with all those tats, the wild colored hair and general foolishness (note that now EVERYBODY is tatt’d down and has wild multi colored hair, hmmm).  But then Lil [...]

WOW!  Is there anything you can think of that’s better than a Reality Show starring Terrell Owens?  I mean, I saw him on Hard Knocks last season and I couldn’t get enough.  I guess VH1 got a little taste of that star power and signed my man up.  It makes perfect sense because let’s face [...]

I almost forgot that every season of American Idol comes with a subplot.  Prior arrests, previous singing career, and my favorite, the old “modeling” pictures.  My favorite is still Ms. Antonella Barba.

Not only does she look good standing in a fountain.  We also found out that American Idol wasn’t the first time that she rocked [...]

You know that Lake and I love to waste our time on some good quality shitty Reality TV.  Survivor, Idol, Bachelor, Flavor of Love, Shot at Love, Real Chance of Love, and one of our favorites…Big Brother.  Now Big Brother here in Amurica throws a bunch of random aspiring actors real people in a house [...]

I tuned into American Idol last night for my standard yearly “hear the sad suckers try to sing” exercise.

No joke, my dog literally started barking in no particular direction when some fool tried to hook up some completely off key Bon Jovi.

At any rate, what I discovered is pretty much the same thing the American [...]

Wow, this can’t be serious.  First American Idol adds another Paula, now this:

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa…  Yo, this show was already crazy as hell, but it just got waaaaay more interesting.  I’m sure Ms. Usher will loooooove Kim.

Oh yeah, gonna love her for sure.   I can’t wait for NeNe v. Tameka parts 1-12.  And Shere’..haa  oh man, this [...]

The Real World has to be the most played out show in TV history.

I remember when the sh*t was cutting edge and completely dope.  You know, back when the roommate were somewhat substantive, talented, educated…something.

So how does a show go from the freshest and more innovative concept on tv, to a feeder system for next [...]

I know, I know.  Brock, how do you know it is the worst show ever?  Wouldn’t that mean that you actually had to watch it?  Yes and no.  Yes, I did actually have to be exposed to this show to find out how awful it is, and no, I didn’t have to watch an entire [...]

First off all, if you know me, you know that I generally love all these dating shows.  There is just something about women competing for men with endless amounts of alcohol and bikinis at their disposal that I truly enjoy.  Plus I heard that this show had a *ahem* “contestant” that I “know” fairly well, [...]

They say that love hurts, and I guess fake love hurts too.  Usually Lake covers this kind of stuff, but he left UvT HQ early today to “Rock the Hoes” and encourage them to get involved with his “Presidential Erection”.
Anyway…DeAnna Pappas just didn’t want to hurt anyone.  Well I guess that only counts when the [...]

As UvT nation expands, all we hear is that “we gotta do something for the ladies”.  So we recruited Bichon Wheels who hit you with the hot intro about her first day HERE.  I know from our Facebook Page (Are you in yet?  Hit the link to join now.) that there are a lot of [...]

Big Brother 10 is winding down.  As always, it always seems more interesting at the beginning than it does at the end, and the most interesting people get kicked out first.  We needed Ollie and April to keep bucking it on out on camera [NSFW] just to keep it interesting, but alas they are getting [...]

So I fired up the tivo and there it was, “I Want to Work For Diddy“.  First impressions, ok, they hype it up with the “this will change your life” rhetoric which is what they always say about these Diddy shows.  But this time, with regard to former assistants, don’t we kind of know better?

I [...]

I don’t know what it is, but some cats just need that hat for everything to lay in there just right. Of course we’ve got LL, that dude ALWAYS rocks a lid.

Incidentally, is it just me or does LL’s jaw and head combo piece look like a cross between Rumer Willis, Barry Bonds and [...]