Nov
2
So I was minding my own business this weekend. Just minding my business, feeling good when this documentary called “Outrage” came on HBO.
What is Outrage you asked? Outrage is the documentary about the outing of gay politicians and media members that promote anti-gay messages.
So, I assumed it was all the same stuff I had seen [...]
Tags: charlie crist is gay, ed koch is gay, gay politicians, larry craig is gay, mark foley is gay, shepard smith is gay
Oct
19
Quietly, I always suspected Meghan McCain was an ok kind of girl.
And while I’m not totally sure what this pic means, I would like you Republicans to STFU and definitely to stop hatin’…ok? Thanks. But Meg seems a bit progressive.
And though she’s got the crypt keeper for a mom dukes
And a half senile [...]
Tags: Meghan McCain apology, Meghan McCain twitpic, Meghan McCain twitter, twitter
Sep
23
Unbelievable. Look at this motherf*cker doing his best Carlton Banks meets ignorant country hick.
I’m sorry, but sometimes you just need a good ass whoopin.. And by the way, Mr. Llyod Marcus, don’t think we didn’t notice that:
A$$hole.
Now sit your five dollar ass down before I make change (New Jack City references, so necessary).
- Lake
Jun
25
Clearly I have fallen down on the job and not stepped up and done my duty to smack another Republican in the mouth piece.
But I’ve honestly been busy with other pressing matters. But when the pictures of the purported “Latin Heat” came out, I had to drop what I was doing and just run [...]
Tags: governor mark sanford, jenny sanford and mark sanford, Maria Belen Shapur is ugly, Maria Belen Shapur pics, Maria Belen Shapur pictures, maria pictures, Sanford's mistress maria
May
19
In case you don’t know the status of the whole Carrie Prejean aka Miss California story, here’s the low down.
Hey, I don’t really believe this is a real story. I mean, why is anyone talking about this runner up broad? But I must say, that wild “I felt Satan was trying to temp me” when [...]
Tags: Carrie Prejean Miss California
May
8
Well looky here. Miss “I’m sorry, that’s just how I was raised,” Carrie Prejean has some dirt coming out that involves her reconstructed canz.
Yall remember, this chick. She said she was against “same sex marriage” and then went on to say it’s “good that we live in a country where you can also choose opposite [...]
Tags: Carrie Prejean, Carrie Prejean Miss California, Miss California nude pics
Apr
29
When it rains it pours I guess. Remember back in the day when the GOP was on top?
Remember? I know you do. George W had just stole an election out of Florida:
Cats were getting all “You aint patriotic if you question my policies, don’t forget 9/11, did I mention 9/11″ on dat ass too.
Well, damn. [...]
Tags: Arlen Specter jumps ship, Arlen Specter leaves Republican Party
Mar
24
This is damn hilarious. One thing that’s for certain, after this, everybody is going to be feeling like a Black Republican.
Haaaaaaaaaaa Dude, my boy DHater has to love this. I mean, this is really that GOP heat. I love it!
“Da Democrats got the swagga right now, swagga right now, swagga-swagga right now”
- Lake
Tags: Steven Colbert Michael Steele
Mar
19
Not sure if cats all saw this. ESPN did tease it endless and shamelessly. But how cool is Barack Obama?
“I can’t be staying up to 2 o’clock, I got work to do”.. hilarious.
I know, I know haters. Why isn’t he doing his job? Why doesn’t he concentrate on the economy? Why doesn’t he just pick [...]
Mar
12
LOL. I love this. Look, I’ve tried my damnedest to ignore, forget and really just leave the Palins alone.
I mean, after all, America spoke loudly on November 4th, so there’s really no reason to continue to talk about these hillbillies.
But let’s be clear, it’s been really hard because these hicks just give you so much [...]
Tags: Bristol Palin, Levi Johnston, Levi Johnston dumps Bristol Palin, Nalin Palin, Nalin Palyn
Feb
25
Hey, maybe it’s just me, but I expected something more from the Governor of my ancestral home state of Louisiana. Bobby Jindal’s first 90 seconds sounded more like my 8th Grade social studies project than the GOP response to President Obama’s speech. Did someone tell him that the audience he was talking to wasn’t full [...]
Tags: Bobby Jindal funny
Dec
29
This should come as a shock to nobody, but the Republicans are still the party of the racists.
I’m not saying that they’re all racist, I’m just saying that racists feel most at home in the warm confines of the “Grand Ol’ Party” because half their platform is predicated on tricking losers like Joe the Plumber [...]
Tags: Chip Saltsman is racist, racist republicans
Nov
10
I’ve tried my hardest not to talk about this broad, but she just won’t go away. Not only did McCain’s campaign staffers say that “It was Wasilla hillbillies looting Neiman Marcus from coast to coast,” but they also revealed that “Gobner” Palin didn’t know that Africa was a CONTINENT and not a nation.
I’m just saying.. [...]
Tags: Bristol Palin sex tape, Sarah Palin Africa, Sarah Palin didn't know Africa was a continent, Sarah Palin is an idiot, Sarah Palin Wack Job, Sarah Palin whack job, Wasilla hillbillies
Nov
6
Now see. People always asked “Is America Ready for a Black President,” and the answer appears to be YES! But I don’t know if that’s the same for everyone. Take Ralph Nader for instance.
I’m quite sure homey is well intentioned and yes, the current two party system doesn’t always properly serve or inform our democracy, [...]
Tags: fuck ralph nader, Nilla Please, ralph nader barack obama uncle tom, ralph nader is an asshole, Ralph Nader uncle tom comment
Nov
3
In a development that should have surprised no one, the McCain Camp/Republicans went ahead with their last hope for victory: Race Baiting. Peep it.
Lol. That’s just one version of many different, “Obama is black, you are not” commercials by the GOP. So much for giving John McCain credit for not playing the race card. Come [...]
Nov
3
In her next to last official duty before giving her “I accept this Barack Obama sponsored ass whoopin” speech on Tuesday night, Sarah Palin got tricked into thinking she was talking to French President Nicolas Sarkozy on the phone:
Pretty crazy. Is that how those interviews and calls work? You just call up Sarah’s people, tell [...]
Tags: Fuck Palin, Fuck Sarah Palin
Oct
27
I was talking to Brock today and informed him that I went ahead and secured ten slots at the swankiest of swank club in the City for election night. “It’s gonna be a Barack Party,” I said. His response? “Wooord?”
You know what I’m saying? Sheeeit. Come on now. Clearly, Brock knows better than to be [...]
Tags: McCain vs. Palin, Palin vs. McCain
Oct
15
Haaaaaa, yo, I have never seen a politician, and I mean ANY politician, that has been more out of sorts, more pissed, more perturbed, more unruly and dammit, just as f*cking bitter as John S. McCain tonight.
Homey was going NUTS during the debate. He was debating like a wounded animal, launching into all kinds of [...]
Tags: Angry McCain gets his clock cleaned by Barack Obama, Barack is a cool cat, McCain is an agry old man, McCain is angry, Presidential Debate, Third Presidential Debate
Oct
14
Anybody who follows politics knows that John McCain is in a lot of trouble right now.
I mean, his campaign is stagnant, he’s out of ideas, hell, the pundits on CNN are throwing dude advice from three like, “Hey, old man, if you wanna win, bring up Reverend Wright you little punk, you’re f*cking up our [...]
Tags: Sarah Palin Sex Tape, Sarah Paylin, Sarah Paylin Sex Tape
Oct
14
I call this one. “You Lil B*tch”:
HA!!!! I guess Cindy isn’t so pleased with the polls either. I mean, what does an obscenely rich woman who has never wanted for a damn thing want? Something you can’t buy, like being the damn first lady, that’s what. So now that John is f*cking up her plans, [...]
Tags: Cindy McCain attack dog, Cindy McCain hates John McCain, Cindy McCain's stare
Oct
13
Wow, John McCain is finally on the semi “us” side of a this blog.
Ok, not really, but he did something that even I had to give him a “ataway to not be such an arse-hole John Boy.”
What, who am I kidding, all these mufuckers are “them” to me. Anyway, peep how even John McCain couldn’t [...]
Oct
6
Heidi Montag supports Sarah Palin. If that’s not reason enough to ice down McCain/Palin, I don’t know what is. Heidi and Spencer should start a new group, douchebags and skanks for McCain and have a fundraiser or something.
And further proof is out that these super skinny, siliconed out h*es don’t actual eat. Heidi’s punk a$s [...]
Tags: Heidi Montag likes McCain, Heidi Montag likes Sarah Palin
Oct
2
I love Sarah Palin. I really do. I mean, honestly, I could blog about her un-readiness and utter lack of fitness for office VP every single day.
She’s that terrible. That awful. That dumb. That under qualified. I mean, for real, SHE’S A REALLY BAD JOKE. Like the kind I think up when it’s too late [...]
Tags: Fuck Sarah Palin, Vice Presidential Debate
Sep
9
Disclaimer: Since this was the worst MTV VMAs I’ve ever seen, this is perhaps equally the worst post I’ve ever written. And I’ll tell you why. It’s really hard to write about something that is so boring, so terrible, just so damn wack. I mean, it brings you down. I tried to put a few [...]
Sep
3
Hey, I pretty much dislike most everything she stands for and she’s lied about Barack Obama thoroughly throughout the entire speech, but I must admit, Sarah Palin is hard and somehow still likable.
I thought John McCain was going away from attacks, jabs, ridicule and overall negativity. Surprise, surprise, the Republicans are up to their old [...]