Arizona and Immigration: That’s F’d Up
Posted by Brock Hardon | Tuesday, April 27th, 2010

Arizona is known for a lot of things.  They have a football stadium where the grass rolls outside to get some sun.  It gets hot as hell.  They don’t celebrate MLK day.  Oh, and they just passed a new immigration law.  Their Governor Jan Brewer introduced a law where Arizona Police officers are allowed to [...]

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Damn Homey! OutRage on HBO
Posted by Lake Arlington | Monday, November 2nd, 2009

So I was minding my own business this weekend. Just minding my business, feeling good when this documentary called “Outrage” came on HBO.

What is Outrage you asked?  Outrage is the documentary about the outing of gay politicians and media members that promote anti-gay messages.

So, I assumed it was all the same stuff I had seen [...]

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Morality Police Put Meghan McCain in Check
Posted by Lake Arlington | Monday, October 19th, 2009

Quietly, I always suspected Meghan McCain was an ok kind of girl.

And while I’m not totally sure what this pic means, I would like you Republicans to STFU and definitely to stop hatin’…ok?  Thanks.  But Meg seems a bit progressive.

And though she’s got the crypt keeper for a mom dukes

And a half senile [...]

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Clown black conservative begs for an arse whipping
Posted by Lake Arlington | Wednesday, September 23rd, 2009

Unbelievable.  Look at this motherf*cker doing his best Carlton Banks meets ignorant country hick.

I’m sorry, but sometimes you just need a good ass whoopin.. And by the way, Mr. Llyod Marcus, don’t think we didn’t notice that:

A$$hole.

Now sit your five dollar ass down before I make change (New Jack City references, so necessary).
- Lake


“Don’t Cry For Her Governor Sanford, the truth is she’s F’ing Awful”
Posted by Lake Arlington | Thursday, June 25th, 2009

Clearly I have fallen down on the job and not stepped up and done my duty to smack another Republican in the mouth piece.

But I’ve honestly been busy with other pressing matters. But when the pictures of the purported “Latin Heat” came out, I had to drop what I was doing and just run [...]

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Keith Olbermann Blasts Miss California
Posted by Lake Arlington | Tuesday, May 19th, 2009

In case you don’t know the status of the whole Carrie Prejean aka Miss California story, here’s the low down.

Hey, I don’t really believe this is a real story.  I mean, why is anyone talking about this runner up broad?  But I must say, that wild “I felt Satan was trying to temp me” when [...]

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Miss California’s “Moral Values” Exposed…literally
Posted by Lake Arlington | Friday, May 8th, 2009

Well looky here.  Miss “I’m sorry, that’s just how I was raised,” Carrie Prejean has some dirt coming out that involves her reconstructed canz.

Yall remember, this chick.  She said she was against “same sex marriage” and then went on to say it’s “good that we live in a country where you can also choose opposite [...]

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Arlen Spector to GOP: “My Party is Democrat, Remix (Feat. T-Pain & Lake A)”
Posted by Lake Arlington | Wednesday, April 29th, 2009

When it rains it pours I guess.  Remember back in the day when the GOP was on top?

Remember?  I know you do.  George W had just stole an election out of Florida:

Cats were getting all “You aint patriotic if you question my policies, don’t forget 9/11, did I mention 9/11″ on dat ass too.

Well, damn.  [...]

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Republican Rap Battle: Colbert vs. Michael Steele
Posted by Lake Arlington | Tuesday, March 24th, 2009

This is damn hilarious.  One thing that’s for certain, after this, everybody is going to be feeling like a Black Republican.

Haaaaaaaaaaa  Dude, my boy DHater has to love this.  I mean, this is really that GOP heat.  I love it!
“Da Democrats got the swagga right now, swagga right now, swagga-swagga right now”
- Lake

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BARACK-ETOLOGY
Posted by Lake Arlington | Thursday, March 19th, 2009

Not sure if cats all saw this.  ESPN did tease it endless and shamelessly.  But how cool is Barack Obama?

“I can’t be staying up to 2 o’clock, I got work to do”..  hilarious.
I know, I know haters.  Why isn’t he doing his job?  Why doesn’t he concentrate on the economy?  Why doesn’t he just pick [...]


SURPRISE! Levi is no longer Nalin’ Bristol Palin
Posted by Lake Arlington | Thursday, March 12th, 2009

LOL.  I love this.  Look, I’ve tried my damnedest to ignore, forget and really just leave the Palins alone.

I mean, after all, America spoke loudly on November 4th, so there’s really no reason to continue to talk about these hillbillies.

But let’s be clear, it’s been really hard because these hicks just give you so much [...]

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This Just In: Bobby Jindal Aint Sh*t
Posted by Lake Arlington | Wednesday, February 25th, 2009

Hey, maybe it’s just me, but I expected something more from the Governor of my ancestral home state of Louisiana.  Bobby Jindal’s first 90 seconds sounded more like my 8th Grade social studies project than the GOP response to President Obama’s speech.  Did someone tell him that the audience he was talking to wasn’t full [...]

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This Just In: Republicans are STILL Racist
Posted by Lake Arlington | Monday, December 29th, 2008

This should come as a shock to nobody, but the Republicans are still the party of the racists.

I’m not saying that they’re all racist, I’m just saying that racists feel most at home in the warm confines of the “Grand Ol’ Party” because half their platform is predicated on tricking losers like Joe the Plumber [...]

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Hopefully My Last “Sarah Palin is an Idiot” Post
Posted by Lake Arlington | Monday, November 10th, 2008

I’ve tried my hardest not to talk about this broad, but she just won’t go away.  Not only did McCain’s campaign staffers say that “It was Wasilla hillbillies looting Neiman Marcus from coast to coast,” but they also revealed that “Gobner” Palin didn’t know that Africa was a CONTINENT and not a nation.

I’m just saying.. [...]

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To the F’n Lions! Ralph Nader Calls President-Elect Obama an Uncle Tom…
Posted by Lake Arlington | Thursday, November 6th, 2008

Now see.  People always asked “Is America Ready for a Black President,” and the answer appears to be YES!  But I don’t know if that’s the same for everyone.  Take Ralph Nader for instance.

I’m quite sure homey is well intentioned and yes, the current two party system doesn’t always properly serve or inform our democracy, [...]

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Republicans to Voters: “Don’t Vote Obama, He’s Black”
Posted by Lake Arlington | Monday, November 3rd, 2008

In a development that should have surprised no one, the McCain Camp/Republicans went ahead with their last hope for victory: Race Baiting.  Peep it.

Lol.  That’s just one version of many different, “Obama is black, you are not” commercials by the GOP.  So much for giving John McCain credit for not playing the race card.  Come [...]


Perfect: Sarah Palin Gets Her Crank Yanked By Some Canadians
Posted by Lake Arlington | Monday, November 3rd, 2008

In her next to last official duty before giving her “I accept this Barack Obama sponsored ass whoopin” speech on Tuesday night, Sarah Palin got tricked into thinking she was talking to French President Nicolas Sarkozy on the phone:

Pretty crazy.  Is that how those interviews and calls work?  You just call up Sarah’s people, tell [...]

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It’s All Over Part 1: McCain vs. the ‘Rogue Diva,’ Sarah Palin?
Posted by Lake Arlington | Monday, October 27th, 2008

I was talking to Brock today and informed him that I went ahead and secured ten slots at the swankiest of swank club in the City for election night.  “It’s gonna be a Barack Party,” I said.  His response?  “Wooord?”

You know what I’m saying?  Sheeeit.  Come on now.  Clearly, Brock knows better than to be [...]

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Presidential Debate: McCain is an Angry, Angry Man
Posted by Lake Arlington | Wednesday, October 15th, 2008

Haaaaaa, yo, I have never seen a politician, and I mean ANY politician, that has been more out of sorts, more pissed, more perturbed, more unruly and dammit, just as f*cking bitter as John S. McCain tonight.

Homey was going NUTS during the debate.  He was debating like a wounded animal, launching into all kinds of [...]

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Republicans Double D-own with Sarah Paylin
Posted by Lake Arlington | Tuesday, October 14th, 2008

Anybody who follows politics knows that John McCain is in a lot of trouble right now.

I mean, his campaign is stagnant, he’s out of ideas, hell, the pundits on CNN are throwing dude advice from three like, “Hey, old man, if you wanna win, bring up Reverend Wright you little punk, you’re f*cking up our [...]

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Cindy McCain Glare of the Day
Posted by Lake Arlington | Tuesday, October 14th, 2008

I call this one. “You Lil B*tch”:

HA!!!!  I guess Cindy isn’t so pleased with the polls either.  I mean, what does an obscenely rich woman who has never wanted for a damn thing want?  Something you can’t buy, like being the damn first lady, that’s what.  So now that John is f*cking up her plans, [...]

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Bizzaro Politics: McCain vs. His Redneck Hick Supporters, etc.
Posted by Lake Arlington | Monday, October 13th, 2008

Wow, John McCain is finally on the semi “us” side of a this blog.

Ok, not really, but he did something that even I had to give him a “ataway to not be such an arse-hole John Boy.”

What, who am I kidding, all these mufuckers are “them” to me.  Anyway, peep how even John McCain couldn’t [...]


Yet Another Reason to Vote for Obama
Posted by Lake Arlington | Monday, October 6th, 2008

Heidi Montag supports Sarah Palin.  If that’s not reason enough to ice down McCain/Palin, I don’t know what is. Heidi and Spencer should start a new group, douchebags and skanks for McCain and have a fundraiser or something.

And further proof is out that these super skinny, siliconed out h*es don’t actual eat.  Heidi’s punk a$s [...]

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Dissing Palin is a habit, GET LIKE ME!!!!
Posted by Lake Arlington | Thursday, October 2nd, 2008

I love Sarah Palin.  I really do.  I mean, honestly, I could blog about her un-readiness and utter lack of fitness for office VP every single day.

She’s that terrible.  That awful.  That dumb.  That under qualified.  I mean, for real, SHE’S A REALLY BAD JOKE.  Like the kind I think up when it’s too late [...]

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Yawn: The Worst MTV Video Music Awards Ever
Posted by Lake Arlington | Tuesday, September 9th, 2008

Disclaimer:  Since this was the worst MTV VMAs I’ve ever seen, this is perhaps equally the worst post I’ve ever written.  And I’ll tell you why.  It’s really hard to write about something that is so boring, so terrible, just so damn wack.  I mean, it brings you down.  I tried to put a few [...]


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