I don’t even remember how I found this. But it is perfect. The music is good enough to rock out to, and the thought of Ronald McDonald, Colonel Sanders, Jack In the Box, and the King getting drunk, slangin blow, and getting loose at a strip club is great.
RAD OMEN – “Rad Anthem” from Nicholaus [...]
The Winter Olympics keep getting worse. First of all, female bobsledders aren’t as hot as you think they might be. Unless this happens:
Here is the other crazy thing about the Winter Olympics. You can win a gold medal for snowboarding in a halfpipe. Skateboarding isn’t in the summer games, why is the snowboard half pipe [...]
I’m not going to lie, Katie Couric is the only reason the Today show was remotely bearable back in the day. I’m usually a Sportscenter guy in the morning anyway, but sometimes you need the news. Local news is all murders, accidents, local scandal and weather, so I need a little national perspective every once [...]
Preface:
Best. Sex. Tape. EVA!!!!
Let me just say as a starter, this is a MUST SEE Sex Tape because both these babes really….I mean REALLY know how to handle themselves. Holy smokes. They look alike but believe me, there is a ring leader and her name is Anya Ayoung Chee aka Miss Trinidad & Tobago!!!! But [...]
So I was minding my own business this weekend. Just minding my business, feeling good when this documentary called “Outrage” came on HBO.
What is Outrage you asked? Outrage is the documentary about the outing of gay politicians and media members that promote anti-gay messages.
So, I assumed it was all the same stuff I had seen [...]
Like I said last night, that little outburst was just Kanye going Kanye. Once a cat has pulled off the little “awards show tantrum” act a few times, you can’t really expect him not to keep pulling it.
Knowing that Kanye is the type of dude who calculates every move he makes, this picture is hilarious.
I [...]
I know all you real thugs need to keep it real in these streets. When you’re leading the thug life, you can’t turn it off for anyone.
Yeah, all that is great until you actually get popped and you need to go in front of that judge, then it is time to clean it up. All [...]
A few days ago, Applewhite got caught sneaking a peek at Jessica Simpson. (And he might have dropped by in the comments section?) So I knew we needed to make sure that all of Us knew how to get your sneak a peak game tight. Have you ever been walking behind a bad chick at [...]
Clearly I have fallen down on the job and not stepped up and done my duty to smack another Republican in the mouth piece.
But I’ve honestly been busy with other pressing matters. But when the pictures of the purported “Latin Heat” came out, I had to drop what I was doing and just run [...]
Everyone talks about the recession like it is a bad thing. People losing jobs, housing prices dropping, companies tapping out, it isn’t supposed to be a good thing. I think it is turning up now though. You’ve got to look at the good side of the recession. Maybe your drive to work doesn’t have as [...]
I know everyone has covered Barack ….errrrrr….President Obama’s pimped out new Cadillac, but you know we’ve got to hit you with a whole new perspective.
Forget all the details. I just like the way Barack is pimpin in that back seat. Let’s you know he’s got legroom to spare. Big smile like he’s enjoying it too.
-Brock
I almost forgot that every season of American Idol comes with a subplot. Prior arrests, previous singing career, and my favorite, the old “modeling” pictures. My favorite is still Ms. Antonella Barba.
Not only does she look good standing in a fountain. We also found out that American Idol wasn’t the first time that she rocked [...]
Pacman Jones is who we thought he was. After making it rain in the club, being arrested, suspended, given a last chance, then a last, last chance, Pacman Jones finally got cut by the Dallas Cowboys today. I know, I know, he was just in the wrong place at the wrong time…nah homey…he was in [...]
You know I’ve got to get things off of my chest everyone once in a while. This is a big one. Who are these people who drop a deuce in public like that is just okay?
Here’s an update…It’s not okay.
Hey, I’m not saying you can’t go handle your business if the urge hits you. By [...]
Have you heard about the abandoned child law in Nebraska? It had good intentions. They didn’t want children being abused, abandoned, or hurt by parents who weren’t prepared to take care of them. They wanted to avoid this situation.
Who’s not going to vote for that. You can’t have the kids fending for themselves out in [...]
Look, I pretty much don’t want to go into this, but I just had to. Upon getting the news that people voted YES on that Prop 8 out in Cali, Wanda Sykes felt a need to come out and announce that she’s gay.
Fair enough. I mean, I’m a strict adherent to Rule No. 1, but [...]
As UvT nation expands, all we hear is that “we gotta do something for the ladies”. So we recruited Bichon Wheels who hit you with the hot intro about her first day HERE. I know from our Facebook Page (Are you in yet? Hit the link to join now.) that there are a lot of [...]
Tax season is coming and when you stack paper like me and Lake you know you need some outside help to make sure things go smoothly. Here at Us Versus Them, we want to make sure you have access to only the finest services available.
Oh damn. Seriously, what the hell are they selling [...]
This post is going to need a theme song. Click this before reading on:
Awwww, come here girl…
Now where was I? Oh yeah, Mary Ann from Gilligan’s Island got arrested for marijuana possession.
You know Mary Ann..always the “smart girl” to Ginger’s “pretty girl”, part of the eternal debate of “who’s hotter, Ginger or Mary Ann?”. For [...]
I’m sure there are thousands of great drug smuggling stories out there. We’ve got the basics, hiding some yayo in a few crates full of virgin mary statues a la Lost. Get a human pack mule to swallow balloons and hope they don’t die on the way over. You can drop it [...]
Look, if there is one group of cats I don’t fuck with, it’s terrorists/insurgents (yes, I acknowledge they aren’t the same, but just let me be simplistic here) . I mean, let’s face it, pound for pound, those cats are the hardest, wildest and scariest dudes on the planet. Politics aside, I [...]
I generally don’t like to disgust people, but this was one of the biggest WTF moments I’ve ever had. Apparently some 18 year old chick coughed up the giant hairball pictured below.
That’s a 10 pounder right there. Old girl had a habit of eating her hair, and at some point it stopped passing through her [...]
Oh look, two weeks have passed so I guess it’s time for yet another Gay, Anti-Gay hypocrite Republican story. Let’s see who we got this time. Meet State Senator Rep. Richard “Dick” Curtis (R) from Washington State (and no I’m not making up that nickname. Not only is he a phony gay [...]
Now we all know it is dangerous to pick up hitchhikers, but down in Texas, it isn’t even safe to be a hitchhiker. So here’s how it went down. James Wayne Evans was looking for a ride on the side of the road in some backwoods Texas town when a friendly face felt [...]
Loyal readers will remember the story of Bill Maas from a few months back when he got popped by the fuzz for ridin’ dirty with that young thing. It’s too bad too, because Bill Maas is one of my favorite NFL commentators. He’s got that edge, that bite, I guess from being a [...]
