I wish I wasn’t hemmed up so I could have hit this story up a few days ago. But the story has actually gotten better over the last few days. So if you’ve been under a rock for the last few days, meet Steven Slater.
Yes, everything you are thinking about this cat in this picture [...]
Photography is a wonderful thing. It can capture a moment, it can inspire, it can conjure up tremendous emotion in the viewer. In the right hands a camera can create incredible art out of everyday life. I often wonder what people on vacations are trying to remember as they walk down a side walk snapping [...]
Mel Gibson is one crazy dude. This is when I think the internet isn’t a good idea, because Mel Gibson should never be allowed near a recording device ever, ever again. That is going to make it pretty hard to make and star in movies, but at this point I think it might be worth [...]
There are rules about strippers that must be followed.
1. Never feed them after midnight (also never eat at the strip club)
2. Never get them wet.
3. Never expose them to bright light.
The third rule is actually the most important here. Club lighting is very important you see. Because in the strip club all you see is [...]
The Smoking Baby has to be the most disturbing thing I’ve seen in a while. And by disturbing, I mean sometimes hilarious, surprising, and finding a whole new level of baby bliss I didn’t know was possible.
Two-Year Old Toddler Smokes Cigarettes — Watch more Funny Videos
The kid really knows his way around a cigarette too. [...]
Arizona is known for a lot of things. They have a football stadium where the grass rolls outside to get some sun. It gets hot as hell. They don’t celebrate MLK day. Oh, and they just passed a new immigration law. Their Governor Jan Brewer introduced a law where Arizona Police officers are allowed to [...]
The NFL season isn’t starting any time soon, the Draft hasn’t happened yet, and already one team is already in trouble. Roger Goodell doesn’t give a damn who you are, he doesn’t care what you’ve done, if you start messing up in the club, if something ain’t right, you will get your ass suspended.
Ben Rothlisberger [...]
I don’t even remember how I found this. But it is perfect. The music is good enough to rock out to, and the thought of Ronald McDonald, Colonel Sanders, Jack In the Box, and the King getting drunk, slangin blow, and getting loose at a strip club is great.
RAD OMEN – “Rad Anthem” from Nicholaus [...]
The Winter Olympics keep getting worse. First of all, female bobsledders aren’t as hot as you think they might be. Unless this happens:
Here is the other crazy thing about the Winter Olympics. You can win a gold medal for snowboarding in a halfpipe. Skateboarding isn’t in the summer games, why is the snowboard half pipe [...]
I’m not going to lie, Katie Couric is the only reason the Today show was remotely bearable back in the day. I’m usually a Sportscenter guy in the morning anyway, but sometimes you need the news. Local news is all murders, accidents, local scandal and weather, so I need a little national perspective every once [...]
Preface:
Best. Sex. Tape. EVA!!!!
Let me just say as a starter, this is a MUST SEE Sex Tape because both these babes really….I mean REALLY know how to handle themselves. Holy smokes. They look alike but believe me, there is a ring leader and her name is Anya Ayoung Chee aka Miss Trinidad & Tobago!!!! But [...]
So I was minding my own business this weekend. Just minding my business, feeling good when this documentary called “Outrage” came on HBO.
What is Outrage you asked? Outrage is the documentary about the outing of gay politicians and media members that promote anti-gay messages.
So, I assumed it was all the same stuff I had seen [...]
Like I said last night, that little outburst was just Kanye going Kanye. Once a cat has pulled off the little “awards show tantrum” act a few times, you can’t really expect him not to keep pulling it.
Knowing that Kanye is the type of dude who calculates every move he makes, this picture is hilarious.
I [...]
I know all you real thugs need to keep it real in these streets. When you’re leading the thug life, you can’t turn it off for anyone.
Yeah, all that is great until you actually get popped and you need to go in front of that judge, then it is time to clean it up. All [...]
A few days ago, Applewhite got caught sneaking a peek at Jessica Simpson. (And he might have dropped by in the comments section?) So I knew we needed to make sure that all of Us knew how to get your sneak a peak game tight. Have you ever been walking behind a bad chick at [...]
Clearly I have fallen down on the job and not stepped up and done my duty to smack another Republican in the mouth piece.
But I’ve honestly been busy with other pressing matters. But when the pictures of the purported “Latin Heat” came out, I had to drop what I was doing and just run [...]
Everyone talks about the recession like it is a bad thing. People losing jobs, housing prices dropping, companies tapping out, it isn’t supposed to be a good thing. I think it is turning up now though. You’ve got to look at the good side of the recession. Maybe your drive to work doesn’t have as [...]
I know everyone has covered Barack ….errrrrr….President Obama’s pimped out new Cadillac, but you know we’ve got to hit you with a whole new perspective.
Forget all the details. I just like the way Barack is pimpin in that back seat. Let’s you know he’s got legroom to spare. Big smile like he’s enjoying it too.
-Brock
I almost forgot that every season of American Idol comes with a subplot. Prior arrests, previous singing career, and my favorite, the old “modeling” pictures. My favorite is still Ms. Antonella Barba.
Not only does she look good standing in a fountain. We also found out that American Idol wasn’t the first time that she rocked [...]
Pacman Jones is who we thought he was. After making it rain in the club, being arrested, suspended, given a last chance, then a last, last chance, Pacman Jones finally got cut by the Dallas Cowboys today. I know, I know, he was just in the wrong place at the wrong time…nah homey…he was in [...]
You know I’ve got to get things off of my chest everyone once in a while. This is a big one. Who are these people who drop a deuce in public like that is just okay?
Here’s an update…It’s not okay.
Hey, I’m not saying you can’t go handle your business if the urge hits you. By [...]
Have you heard about the abandoned child law in Nebraska? It had good intentions. They didn’t want children being abused, abandoned, or hurt by parents who weren’t prepared to take care of them. They wanted to avoid this situation.
Who’s not going to vote for that. You can’t have the kids fending for themselves out in [...]
Look, I pretty much don’t want to go into this, but I just had to. Upon getting the news that people voted YES on that Prop 8 out in Cali, Wanda Sykes felt a need to come out and announce that she’s gay.
Fair enough. I mean, I’m a strict adherent to Rule No. 1, but [...]
As UvT nation expands, all we hear is that “we gotta do something for the ladies”. So we recruited Bichon Wheels who hit you with the hot intro about her first day HERE. I know from our Facebook Page (Are you in yet? Hit the link to join now.) that there are a lot of [...]
Tax season is coming and when you stack paper like me and Lake you know you need some outside help to make sure things go smoothly. Here at Us Versus Them, we want to make sure you have access to only the finest services available.
Oh damn. Seriously, what the hell are they selling [...]
