I know, I know.  Brock, what is up with the Rihanna obsession?  You named her UvT Lady of the year, you drop her on the site every three weeks, you even pumped her up for actual music.  Well I can’t help it.  She continues to impress and surprise.  Like this for instance.  She shows up [...]

Look you know Rihanna can’t dance.  We even wrote a whole post about it back in the day.  She knows her limitations though, and so she made up for it in pure buck nakedness and effort and still took UvT lady of the year.  Well she’s got a new video out and she might not [...]

I usually don’t do this but uhhhhh, I think these speak for themselves…

Damn.
-Brock

Rihanna has a new album coming out and if she was a Good Girl Gone Bad last time, she’s breaking out all the stops this time.  Once anyone with access to Google has seen you naked, why hold back?  No reason to pretend like people don’t know.  Check out the album cover for her new [...]

Rihanna is dropping a new album in November, and she’s already dropped the cover for her first single…Russian Roulette.

I said whaaaaa?   Damn Rihanna, I guess once you are buck naked on the internets you might as well embrace it huh?
Now here’s the question.  Is Rihanna a wild S&M freak before?  Or is this a result [...]

Did anyone else see this?

You gotta appreciate a chick who will come out of the house pretty much butt as naked.  Those J’s are strapped up and fighting for respectability out here, the thighs are about to bust free.

This dress verifies (as if we needed it) those pictures from the hotel bathroom.  Because that is [...]

So what do you get when you take that turrible Chris Brown interview on Larry King and mix it up with the Run This Town video?

Affion Crockett is a little over the top, but this joint is actually pretty good.  That Rihanna accent at the end is killing me, as is the Chris Brown dance.

So I was talking to my friend DC Jabber how my life changed the day Rihanna revealed her true self and got all NSFW with it. I mean, since then, every time I see the chick, clothed mind you, I get a little bit dizzy.  And of course it’s all positive.  So when I showed [...]

Let me tell you, my boy EminEd put me onto this joint on Friday and I almost posted it immediately.  I’m not sure what Mr. Carter has in store for his next album, but if Death of the Autotune and this joint are any indication it’s going to be a monster.  I put this joker [...]

I guess stuntin really is a habit for Mr. Brown.

I like it.  Hey, you gotta love a cat who whoops ass, goes on vacation and wins.  Remember this (days after that Rihanna smashities)?

And it’s only right.  Perhaps it’s a sad commentary on our legal system, but ass whoopins rarely land a person in jail.  Oh [...]

….but it is a tape of a babe the looks a lot like Rihanna and thus, it’s worth a look see.

So I give you the NOT Rihanna sex tape so that, if ntohing else, you can eliminate it as true representation of this beautiful woman (like them crazy NSFW nude photos of Rihanna):

Damn. Like [...]

Now I get news that Rihanna’s reps are fighting the nude pictures they won’t admit are her.  haaaa

Come on mang.  First off, we all know it’s you.  Ok?  It’s obvious.  Just like we all know that’s C Breezy with your drawls on his head.

I mean, how can you fight something legally that you don’t acknowledge [...]

Lord when it rains it pours.  Just a day after the Sex Tape/Nude Snaps gods gave us Cassie naked, now Rihanna shows up looking damn tasty!  And I aint gonna lie, Rihanna’s body blow’s Cassie’s away here.  Yep, my man “Moe” in NYC just hit me with these joints two minutes ago.  Needless to say, [...]

Welcome to the world of the internets.

Peep this Anti Chris Brown song “My Flow So Tight.”

I hate to say it, but I can really imagine that joint bumpin’ in one of my old Boston haunts.  I’m quite sure the artist doesn’t give a damn about C Breezy, domestic violence or Rihanna, but hey, get yours [...]

Everybody has to move on after tragedy, but Chris Brown is taking it a bit too far.

I mean, does dude have any concept for the public relations nightmare he’s caught up in?

On the real, I aint heard a Breezy song on the radio since the whole Breezy ass tappities went down.  But you can’t tell [...]

I got tired of the Ri Ri vs. Breezy story 4 days ago, that’s why you haven’t seen any of the 100’s of hilarious pictures of them with the other making a crazy “didn’t get it face”…  But THIS picture my friends, aint nothing to laugh at.  I guess Chris Breezy really did lay them [...]

You never know what the story is when it comes to an ass whoopin.  First it was that C Breezy got pissed when Rihanna hit him with some mini monster VD the he could neva get rid of.

Then it was the sob story about Chris Brown seeing nothing but ass whoopins in his youth, thus [...]

Oh Hail Naw.  Now Chris Breezay lays down the tracks.  Lake believes Chris Brown lives a charmed life.  The kid has been killing it since he was like 14 or something ridiculous, but he just went too far.  Let’s see, the Grammy’s were tonight, there was a random Boys II Men siting where they were [...]

Disclaimer:  Since this was the worst MTV VMAs I’ve ever seen, this is perhaps equally the worst post I’ve ever written.  And I’ll tell you why.  It’s really hard to write about something that is so boring, so terrible, just so damn wack.  I mean, it brings you down.  I tried to put a few [...]

Dammit!!!!!  The year was 2000 and young Lake made a run to the lovely country of Brazil.  When he got there, all he saw were lovely young women rocking low slung, hip hugger jeans.

He couldn’t believe what he saw and immediately wondered when American women would get with the program and adopt the South American [...]

…because Rihanna looks thick in these pictures.

Interesting because I always thought she was crazy skinny.  Maybe it’s my new age, mtv distorted eyes.

I like it. But like that “didn’t get it” face she’s got going even better.
- Lake

Now I know there are all kinds of worthy topics out there.  You’ve got Hillary’s bullshit win in West Vir-tucky last night, the fact that Jeter, Johnny Damon and the human sweat gland, Jason “the Juice” Giambi share a gold thong and hell, I don’t know, those two gay facers squaring off in the increasingly [...]

We all know Rihanna’s arse piece has basically been put into that witness protection program. But I can’t lie, these thighs are looking like a Popeye’s dinner special with Red Beans and Rice.

And let’s be clear, that is the perfect angle to just take it all in (go where you want with that). I mean, [...]

I just drove 6 hours in the middle of the night for no damn reason so I may be a little bit testy, but reading these posts about Rihanna, her “boo” (by the way, if you’re a man and you’ve ever seriously called anyone “boo,” you’re a real bullshit cat) Chris Brown and her alleged [...]

I just want to follow up on the subject of Rihanna. She may in fact have a “magician” booty (now you see it, now you don’t), but she can still get it.

Oh yes, she can still get it.
-Brock