Preface:
Best.  Sex.  Tape.  EVA!!!!
Let me just say as a starter, this is a MUST SEE Sex Tape because both these babes really….I mean REALLY know how to handle themselves.  Holy smokes.  They look alike but believe me, there is a ring leader and her name is Anya Ayoung Chee aka Miss Trinidad & Tobago!!!!  But [...]

LOL.  It turns out the “worst mistake of my life” was made at least 8 times by the former Miss California, Carrie Prejean.

Yep, the beacon of hope for all us sinners, Miss California, fake tits and all, turned religious author and role model to promise ring rockin’ mic checkers everywhere is really getting her shat [...]

I know when a good sex tape is around the corner.

Wow..  Like I said, who in the hell is Leighton Meester?  Oh yes, the chick who is allegedly giving a dude a “foot job” on tape!  Now, I’ve never gotten a footjob.  ha  And quite honestly, I don’t think I want one.

But anyway, I took [...]

….but it is a tape of a babe the looks a lot like Rihanna and thus, it’s worth a look see.

So I give you the NOT Rihanna sex tape so that, if ntohing else, you can eliminate it as true representation of this beautiful woman (like them crazy NSFW nude photos of Rihanna):

Damn. Like [...]

Now I get news that Rihanna’s reps are fighting the nude pictures they won’t admit are her.  haaaa

Come on mang.  First off, we all know it’s you.  Ok?  It’s obvious.  Just like we all know that’s C Breezy with your drawls on his head.

I mean, how can you fight something legally that you don’t acknowledge [...]

Come on maaaaayne.  Are you serious?  Now I know that this is old news, but I just had to go ahead and mention my disappointment concerning the antics of my main mayne Sir Charles.

Haaaa.  Jeez Louise, I guess it’s pretty hot in Arizona.  I cannot believe this story.  I mean, look man, I know you [...]

Yo, I was bumping around the net, looking for nothing in particular when I ran into these NSFW pics of Marisa Tomei….right, THAT Marisa that was relevant back in the “My Cousin VInny” days.

incidentally, that movie is mildly underrated:

Anyway, I never really got why my friends loved this chick so much.  I mean, she’s kind [...]

Anybody who follows politics knows that John McCain is in a lot of trouble right now.

I mean, his campaign is stagnant, he’s out of ideas, hell, the pundits on CNN are throwing dude advice from three like, “Hey, old man, if you wanna win, bring up Reverend Wright you little punk, you’re f*cking up our [...]

And UvT has the first pics.

Well, I know it already looks like a classier affair than the Kelis video from last week.  Angle 2?

I know somethin else too.  There ain’t no way in hell that is Britney’s body.  Unless they shot this video in 2002 and they kept the footage in lockdown for the last [...]

So we were literally in a staff meeting today talking about our updates to the site and Brock broke in with that “oh, did you hear about that Kelis Sex Tape?”

Why no I didn’t.  Shoot, I was just thinking that it had been a while since the sex tape gods had sent me something to [...]

Clearly we all know that there are at least 5 Britney Spears sex tapes out there in circulation, right?  Of course there are.  You don’t roll around looking all sexed up and coked out without some kind of tape rolling.  Well, now we get word that a Euro paparazzo cat named Adnan Ghalib, that she [...]

I know we have a strict never actually watch the sex tape policy here.  Of course we are obligated to report what’s out there.  But this time I’m not going to need any self restraint to avoid this one.  There is a rumor out there that Bill Belichick, coach of the almost undefeated New England [...]

Only something this intriguing could motivate me to actually do my job this morning.  Oh yes, if you believe the reports, that Madonna and A-Rod sex tape (how crazy does that sound) is officially being shopped by some voyeur slug for a cool $2mil as we speak.

What’s crazy is that at this point Madonna really [...]

Dude, usually I’ll tell you that I don’t see these things, but some rat bastard hit me with a “look at this” link and I just went there, foolishly, and this is what I found:

Homey, all I can say is that Eliot Spitzer knew EXACTLY what he was doing when he got a 7 diamond, [...]

Here we go again… From the makers of Flavors of Love 1, 2 and 3, I Love New York 1 and 2, Charm School (clearly we only needed one of those), Rock of Love 1 and 2 (the only show in the bunch I didn’t watch) and A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila [...]

I promised more on the Mini Me Sex Tape starring Verne “Mini Me” Troyer and Ho trying to get on in Hollywood by any means necessary.

Well, that ho has finally been identified. Meet Mini Me’s ex, 22-year-old aspiring model/actress Ranae Shrider.

LOL. Alright now Mini Me. I can’t hate on that….not at all. [...]

I’ve been out of pocket and completely off key as I’ve been preparing to leave Boston. Yep, I know, I know, I’m getting tired of all those Championships. Don’t get too cute with it, I’m really only partial to the Red Sox at this point. Anyway, I’ve been knee deep in movers, [...]

Wow, new evidence that the Sex Tape Gods are good.

Remember a few weeks ago when I asked for the gods to bring me a new sex tape? Then remember how I professed my guilty admiration for Shay “Buckeey” Johnson, not once, but twice? Sure you do.

Well, once I came back from my crawfish [...]

Yeah yeah, I know I didn’t post the still shot of the alleged Lindsay Lohan sex tape when it first came out.

I took one look at that cell phone generated picture and just knew it was pretty much garbage.

Oddly enough, I also took one look at the picture and instantly knew it was authentically Lindsay. [...]

UPDATE:  Check out what Kristin’s camp has to say about the alleged sex tape and get the link for the new pictures right HERE.
Anyone who watched “Sex and The City” knows that at times, Charlotte was pretty much a hizzoe.

She’s working that dress though.
Remember during the first episode when she was propositioned about whether she’d [...]

It’s been rumored since the nude pics of Vanessa first hit the net, but now some internet outlets claim to have possession of a cell phone recorded Vanessa Hudgens Christmas sex tape.

Aww, don’t tell me she went ahead and really rocked those Christmas Boots ala H-Town. Then again, from the look of her expression, [...]

Aaaahhhhh, American Idol Season. Sure, you get the basics, the people who can’t sing, the obligatory swishy black males, and the cut down to the top 24. That isn’t my favorite part. I love the AI scandal. You know, the ex-cons, the crazies, the scandalous my space pages. Well, now [...]

Damn, I just knew the Sex Tape gods would send me some marvelous shit for Valentines Day, they always do. But I thought it would be Megan Fox, Lindsay Lohan (though they did hook up the “artistic” pics) or Angel Lola Luv, but Gene Simmons?!?! Argh. The sex tape gods must be [...]

Ready or not, the Flavor of Love 3 premier is coming to VH1 on February 11, 2008:

I know a lot of you hate this show, but I enjoy it. As such, I’m going to give you my completely superficial rundown of the Flavor of Love 3 girls based solely on their glamor shots and [...]

Someone on the Survivor production team must be reading Us Versus Them, because not only did the new Survivor bite our style, they also followed our advice. First of all it is called “Fans Versus Favorites” FvF doesn’t ring like UvT, but there is definitely going to be an Us Versus Them element [...]