I don’t even remember how I found this.  But it is perfect.  The music is good enough to rock out to, and the thought of Ronald McDonald, Colonel Sanders, Jack In the Box, and the King getting drunk, slangin blow, and getting loose at a strip club is great.

RAD OMEN – “Rad Anthem” from Nicholaus [...]

I covered this a bit when Snooki got cold cocked back in that bar on Jersey Shore, but you have to love people, especially women, who really believe that no one is going to hit them no matter what they say.  Snooki learned that one the hard way.

Damn, that still isn’t right. But it ended [...]

I remember when you could just do whatever dance you wanted when some music came on.  Now everything has to come with instructions.  Soulja Boy tells you when to Superman that ho.  That turrible Cupid Shuffle walks you through the whole damn song with specific moves.  But they finally got it right.  Check out “Hit [...]

As cats grow up there is one dilemma that crops up more often than it should.  It seems like a simple question with a simple answer, but dudes always want to push the envelope when they shouldn’t.
Can you wife up a chick if she smashed the homey?  Also known as, can you date/wife a woman [...]

Haaaaaaaaa  Lord Jesus..  I can tell I’ve been gone too long.  This shady and by shady, I mean..

17 year-old kid called into 911 talking about how “Katt” Williams was holding him against his will.  Listen to this foolishness:

Is it just me or does this call get worse and worse with every “yes ma’am” and “yes [...]

Kanye West wasn’t the only cat wiling out on the VMA’s last night.  Jay-Z was closing the show out with Alicia Keys and “Empire State of Mind” when Lil Mama decided to jump up on the stage and get some of that finale shine.  When I saw it, I thought I missed something, like she [...]

So I was talking to my friend DC Jabber how my life changed the day Rihanna revealed her true self and got all NSFW with it. I mean, since then, every time I see the chick, clothed mind you, I get a little bit dizzy.  And of course it’s all positive.  So when I showed [...]

Reason No. 2,459 why American politics suck…No Presidential candidates that try to get my vote by simply saying:
“The Economy is bad, but looka deez tittays!”
Now, that would be a wild joke or maybe the work of some clown making hay over a shady slip of the J in a photo op, but this time it’s [...]

I’m going to let Michael Jackson rest in peace.  People are still talking about how he died, whether he has an illicit love child, if he had a nose, all of that.  I’m not talking about any of that, I’m talking about Joe Jackson.

Nice ascot Joe.  Anyway, for some reason, Joe is on an interview [...]

Yo, you have to analyze this video in three parts.
1.  Rhetoric — this cat legitimately asks why he’s being arrested and the cops respond with that oh so off key, but typical “it doesn’t matter”.. ha  which is crazy.  Then he starts calling them all kinds of warlocks and witches.  Which is crazy.
2.  UFC Special [...]

I’m all for kids expressing themselves, but this is ridiculous:

Damn pig latin…  See, this is what happens when you do all that “time out” mess and mix it up with crazy religious people.

This let’s you know when a good ass whoopin  is in order.  First for that girl, then for all them fools in the [...]

In case you don’t know the status of the whole Carrie Prejean aka Miss California story, here’s the low down.

Hey, I don’t really believe this is a real story.  I mean, why is anyone talking about this runner up broad?  But I must say, that wild “I felt Satan was trying to temp me” when [...]

Remember last year when LeBron James and Giselle Bundchen appeared together on the cover of Vogue’s “best bodies” issue?

There was a lot of controversy because LeBron came off looking like a modern day King Kong simultaneously screaming and clutching his white woman.  This would have gotten you shot on the spot just 60 years ago.  [...]

Lord when it rains it pours.  Just a day after the Sex Tape/Nude Snaps gods gave us Cassie naked, now Rihanna shows up looking damn tasty!  And I aint gonna lie, Rihanna’s body blow’s Cassie’s away here.  Yep, my man “Moe” in NYC just hit me with these joints two minutes ago.  Needless to say, [...]

You ever been in a spot and you see a group of guys that are just wilin out as soon as they hit the door?  You know, they are loud.  They are drinking too much.  They laugh too loud, and they clearly don’t give a damn about anyone else in the room?  There have been [...]

….So of course, now we love him.  Nothing like a fresh can of white trash to start the morning off right.  Did you guys peep previous Republican good guy Levi “Imma Make an Honest Woman Outta Hurr” Johnston on the Tyra Banks (AHNT) show?  No?  Peep it:

haaaaaaaaa  Don’t you love Sarah Palin jumping out to [...]

I know Brock laid out (no homo) a clown with some heels, nipple huggerz and hot shawt shorts yesterday, but this sh*t is getting ridiculous:

Come on man.. like, seriously.  Is this where we are with manhood in America?  And yes, that is Sheree from Real Housewives of Atlanta right there with her crazy ass stylist/make [...]

UvT has already taken the position that Kim Kardashian’s tailpiece is real.  But we’ve still got some “Them” types who don’t want to face facts.  The just don’t want to acknowledge the Thick White Girl, Sorta Rican, mostly armanian revolution that we’re seeing out here.  Well, here is more proof.  Once you melt her outer [...]

Oh Hail Naw.  Now Chris Breezay lays down the tracks.  Lake believes Chris Brown lives a charmed life.  The kid has been killing it since he was like 14 or something ridiculous, but he just went too far.  Let’s see, the Grammy’s were tonight, there was a random Boys II Men siting where they were [...]

These are hard times financially, but yet and still, some cats are out here winning.  Tomorrow I’m going to write on a dude who has been WINNING now for years.  Here he is…well, sort of.

Now it aint that much of a mystery, but can you name that winner?  ha  More tomorrow.
- Lake

When I watched the Superbowl last night, I thought the best thing that happened was that catch by Santonio Holmes and the “Lebron Chalk” touchdown celebration.

That joint was hot though.  Makes me miss Chad Johnson from back when he actually scored touchdowns.
Anyway, I guess fans in Tuscon, Arizona got a little more than they bargained [...]

I don’t know what kind of science the normally do in Australia, but this one is a gem.  I also don’t know how they ran this study, but they’ve determined that men who drink a “moderate” amount of four drinks a day, five days a week have optimum sexual performance. Sheeeeeeeit.  Tell me something I [...]

We already covered Joaquin Phoenix’s “retirement” in a previous post, but it is time to check in to see if he’s still on the crazy train.
Here is what Joaquin Phoenix the actor looks like:

You know, Gladiator, Walk The Line.  He’s legit.
Here’s Joaquin on that mid life crisis:

Even Mel Gibson thinks he needs to tone it [...]

Meet Natalie Dylan.

Cute girl, right?  No angle 2, she’s not famous, so why are we talking about her you ask?  Because she is selling her virginity to the highest bidder.  What’s virginity go for these days?  I’m no specialist, but last time I was involved with a transaction of this type, I think it came [...]

Wow, this can’t be serious.  First American Idol adds another Paula, now this:

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa…  Yo, this show was already crazy as hell, but it just got waaaaay more interesting.  I’m sure Ms. Usher will loooooove Kim.

Oh yeah, gonna love her for sure.   I can’t wait for NeNe v. Tameka parts 1-12.  And Shere’..haa  oh man, this [...]