I hate pigeons.  I hate that song No Pigeons.  I hate how my idol Mike Tyson raises pigeons.  I hate that Smokey ended up in Deebo’s pigeon coop after Hector got him all high off that Angel Dust holmes.  I hate how pigeons are literally in every single state in America and every single country [...]

Now this is just nasty.  Long time reader SweetSexy hit me on the hotline to send me this story.
Meet Michael Edwards:

This dude has been accused of rolling up on women and randomly spraying semen into their hair and back.  What kinds of wild addiction is that and how much prep work is involved?  Is he [...]

This video came out a week ago and I was conflicted.  Now you know I love to find some great “Come on Bruh” Moments, but even I have my limits.  Come on Bruh is about Black men who are doing things that no Black man is ever supposed to do.  Dress up like Ken from [...]

Mel Gibson is one crazy dude.  This is when I think the internet isn’t a good idea, because Mel Gibson should never be allowed near a recording device ever, ever again.  That is going to make it pretty hard to make and star in movies, but at this point I think it might be worth [...]

I don’t know when Kim Kardashian made her deal with the devil, or how she is able to rise to a new peak of sexy every 4-5 months but she does it somehow.  I’m not going to question my own eyes.  This is not a studio pic.  This is a woman walking into a wedding [...]

We’re going to game 7.  Sheed can’t believe it.

You’re right.  I just wanted an excuse to use my new and improved “Sheed Face”.
Can he really be surprised after all these years?
-Brock

When Tiger Woods got caught for going buck wild with 14 known ladies, everyone wondered what Elin was going to do.

According to the Examiner, she is filing for divorce and is asking for $750,000,000.  If you aren’t used to counting that many zeros, that is Seven Hundred Fifty Million Dollars.  You know how ARod signed [...]

LeBron just can’t win. First, he gets dismissed from the second round of the playoffs. Then he catches a Man Up Monday. Now it just keeps getting worse. The people of Cleveland decided to put together a little video on how they really felt about him. I think it is [...]

Have you ever done something, and you thought it was really hot when you did it?  You thought you looked really cool, or were being really funny, or you were rocking that hat?  But then you look back or see it in a picture it doesn’t quite come out the way you thought it would?  [...]

Roy Jones Jr. fought Bernard Hopkins on Saturday night and it was epic.  But I’m pretty sure it was an epic fail.  I’m pretty sure this fight would have been awesome in 2001, but in 2010 it is actually just sad.  Roy Jones, Jr. is 41 and Bernard Hopkins is 45 and it looked like [...]

Ricky Martin finally made that leap, he finally did what everyone knew he would do one day.  No, he didn’t release “Livin’ La Vida Loca Otra Vez”, he came out of the closet.

And he didn’t simply do it by wearing that jacket in public.  Ricky was finally willing to make his announcement because he felt [...]

Mayyyyyyne, I’ve been thinking about how to play this one for a long time, so I’ve finally decided to take it to the people.  So you know I do jokes and stuff right?  You know I in the Google kang, and I can find damn near anything on the internet right?  You know that I’m [...]

I don’t even remember how I found this.  But it is perfect.  The music is good enough to rock out to, and the thought of Ronald McDonald, Colonel Sanders, Jack In the Box, and the King getting drunk, slangin blow, and getting loose at a strip club is great.

RAD OMEN – “Rad Anthem” from Nicholaus [...]

I covered this a bit when Snooki got cold cocked back in that bar on Jersey Shore, but you have to love people, especially women, who really believe that no one is going to hit them no matter what they say.  Snooki learned that one the hard way.

Damn, that still isn’t right. But it ended [...]

I remember when you could just do whatever dance you wanted when some music came on.  Now everything has to come with instructions.  Soulja Boy tells you when to Superman that ho.  That turrible Cupid Shuffle walks you through the whole damn song with specific moves.  But they finally got it right.  Check out “Hit [...]

As cats grow up there is one dilemma that crops up more often than it should.  It seems like a simple question with a simple answer, but dudes always want to push the envelope when they shouldn’t.
Can you wife up a chick if she smashed the homey?  Also known as, can you date/wife a woman [...]

Haaaaaaaaa  Lord Jesus..  I can tell I’ve been gone too long.  This shady and by shady, I mean..

17 year-old kid called into 911 talking about how “Katt” Williams was holding him against his will.  Listen to this foolishness:

Is it just me or does this call get worse and worse with every “yes ma’am” and “yes [...]

Kanye West wasn’t the only cat wiling out on the VMA’s last night.  Jay-Z was closing the show out with Alicia Keys and “Empire State of Mind” when Lil Mama decided to jump up on the stage and get some of that finale shine.  When I saw it, I thought I missed something, like she [...]

So I was talking to my friend DC Jabber how my life changed the day Rihanna revealed her true self and got all NSFW with it. I mean, since then, every time I see the chick, clothed mind you, I get a little bit dizzy.  And of course it’s all positive.  So when I showed [...]

Reason No. 2,459 why American politics suck…No Presidential candidates that try to get my vote by simply saying:
“The Economy is bad, but looka deez tittays!”
Now, that would be a wild joke or maybe the work of some clown making hay over a shady slip of the J in a photo op, but this time it’s [...]

I’m going to let Michael Jackson rest in peace.  People are still talking about how he died, whether he has an illicit love child, if he had a nose, all of that.  I’m not talking about any of that, I’m talking about Joe Jackson.

Nice ascot Joe.  Anyway, for some reason, Joe is on an interview [...]

Yo, you have to analyze this video in three parts.
1.  Rhetoric — this cat legitimately asks why he’s being arrested and the cops respond with that oh so off key, but typical “it doesn’t matter”.. ha  which is crazy.  Then he starts calling them all kinds of warlocks and witches.  Which is crazy.
2.  UFC Special [...]

I’m all for kids expressing themselves, but this is ridiculous:

Damn pig latin…  See, this is what happens when you do all that “time out” mess and mix it up with crazy religious people.

This let’s you know when a good ass whoopin  is in order.  First for that girl, then for all them fools in the [...]

In case you don’t know the status of the whole Carrie Prejean aka Miss California story, here’s the low down.

Hey, I don’t really believe this is a real story.  I mean, why is anyone talking about this runner up broad?  But I must say, that wild “I felt Satan was trying to temp me” when [...]

Remember last year when LeBron James and Giselle Bundchen appeared together on the cover of Vogue’s “best bodies” issue?

There was a lot of controversy because LeBron came off looking like a modern day King Kong simultaneously screaming and clutching his white woman.  This would have gotten you shot on the spot just 60 years ago.  [...]