Well there it is.  Last week, Tiger Woods came out of hiding and issued his first public statement and apology since disappearing back at Thanksgiving.

He didn’t come back with the full beard and the “mountain man” mini fro like he’s been camping for a few weeks like I wanted to, but he’s back.  I still [...]

So I see this lady that enjoys cooking shows.  I know, I know, “Lake needs to man up”… look, Lake needs peace and justification for my continuous purchase of UFC 100+ every month.  Anyway, so I peep Top Chef.  And undoubtedly, I noticed Padma Lakshmi.

The first thing I noticed, honestly, was how she really drops [...]

I don’t remember where I found this chick, but I grabbed these pictures because she is bad as hell.  Hands down UvT quality from the jump.

Sure, she looks like your everyday bad chick right here.  The J’s are a little high and tight, so they might be fake, but she’s cute and looking thick.  You [...]

One great thing I love about the internets is how everyone with ANY kind of fringe talent gets a chance to sell their wares.  This is especially true for the previously ostracized “whooty” aka white girl with a booty.  Anyway, she’s all over the place looking for a come up.  And while this chick has [...]

Sometimes you just have to grope the low.  I was bumping around the internet and came across this.  It was definitely worth a view.  You may want to keep that volume low though. ha

Wow. Keeping it real.
- Lake

I know when a good sex tape is around the corner.

Wow..  Like I said, who in the hell is Leighton Meester?  Oh yes, the chick who is allegedly giving a dude a “foot job” on tape!  Now, I’ve never gotten a footjob.  ha  And quite honestly, I don’t think I want one.

But anyway, I took [...]

I know Brock laid out (no homo) a clown with some heels, nipple huggerz and hot shawt shorts yesterday, but this sh*t is getting ridiculous:

Come on man.. like, seriously.  Is this where we are with manhood in America?  And yes, that is Sheree from Real Housewives of Atlanta right there with her crazy ass stylist/make [...]

Nothing says empowerment like $400,000 of airbrush, some silicone-saline polymer enforced titties sittin on high and some collagen lips busting out at the seams.  No this aint Lil Kim Back to the Future Edition, I’m talking about the movements of the ULTIMATE feminist, so strong that you can hear her bare arse roar, Aubrey O’Day!  [...]

These are hard times financially, but yet and still, some cats are out here winning.  Tomorrow I’m going to write on a dude who has been WINNING now for years.  Here he is…well, sort of.

Now it aint that much of a mystery, but can you name that winner?  ha  More tomorrow.
- Lake

Funny that young Edward had to go to St. Barts, a very colorful island, to go ahead and get his white chocolate fetish on.  So much for Eddie getting him a “zebra b*tch”…  yikes, his words NOT MINE…in fact, just to keep my ass safe and unbeaten, let’s go ahead and run that Eddie Raw [...]

Every now and again you get that perfect video clip.  Just something that gives you every damn single thing you want.  This is just that sort of clip:

It’s just too good.  In fact, probably the best.  Well, there’s always this:

You know, the most intriguing aspect of that video at this point is that dude in [...]

Look, I am vaguely aware of this terrible song “Whooty” aka “a white girl with a booty” but I must admit, the subject matter never gets old.

Exactly.  But it isn’t all positive.  Per usual, whenever you talk about having a booty, the terrible booger bears come out, bastardinzing the “thick” moniker, destroying the integrity and [...]

Yo, I was bumping around the net, looking for nothing in particular when I ran into these NSFW pics of Marisa Tomei….right, THAT Marisa that was relevant back in the “My Cousin VInny” days.

incidentally, that movie is mildly underrated:

Anyway, I never really got why my friends loved this chick so much.  I mean, she’s kind [...]

When I saw this one hit the wire, I shot the link straight to Lake.  I thought he was going to be first in line for this one.  He hit me back with…nothing.  I had to roll up on him, hey…”Aubrey O’Day in Playboy, she’s doing it.”  Still no reaction.  “Come on man.  She’s one [...]

I survive cougar attacks all the time.  You can’t go out without seeing them lurking in a pack.  Swaying in the corner and always on the lookout for fresh meat like your boy Brock.

I mean the modern Coug is extra aggressive.  Never look them directly in the eye.  Don’t be tricked by the fact that [...]

Not that I ever believed she was gay in the first place.  Oh and she’s not exactly completely straight yet either.  She’s now officially “bi”.

You know what bisexual means right?  Well it depends.  If you’re a guy, it means you are gay.  ha!  If you are a woman, it means that you are suddenly extra [...]

And why has no one ever shared this before?

I know I say I’m not a J man, but that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t send me a heads up when something like this is out there in the streets.  I mean, if we’re having lunch, and this chick walks behind me, I’d really appreciate at least [...]

No, it’s not that Nick Hogan unleashed his own version of Hulkamania and nearly killed another one of his friends, made him a paraplegic, talked about the victim, his former boy, like he wasn’t sh*t and then ended up going to jail behind it.  Nah, he’s already done all that.  Nope, the tragedy that I [...]

J.T. gets his Obama on:

I know that the original “Dick in the Box” is one of Lake’s favorites.  I think it is because he actually used to dress like Color Me Badd back in the day, fake hightop and all.  But honestly, this isn’t about Justin.  Did you see the way Jessica Biel just dropped [...]

Here is the Nelly Furtado I thought I knew.  You know, kinda looks like a reup on Courtney Cox.  Nothing special, but as H8torade would say, I’d hit it.  Then I saw this:

Is the on the videho workout plan?  What the hell is going on?  You know me.  I had to do more research on [...]

You gotta feel sorry for Hugh Hefner.  He has been dating three women who are literally 1/3 his age for a few years now and his breakup is playing out in the public eye.  It must be really important because on a day when the Dow dropped below 9000 and with less than thirty days [...]

Awwww hells no.  They got rid of Kim K on Dancing With The Stars?   F*ckin with Kim K is like f*ckin with my emotions baby.

Somomabitch!  Are these cats crazy?  You can’t tell me that show is better without Kim K.?

And since I’ve always assumed that “America’s Vote” just meant, who in the hell the producers [...]

We’ll probably have to wait another 15 years before Nicole Scherzinger pulls a Stacie Dash and gets fully buck naked in Playboy, but for right now she’s hitting us with full on “Show me what ya working with“.

How do you get into that?  She looks like a superhero, only people aren’t supposed to wear clothes [...]

You’d think that at this point, we’d be getting tired of Kim Kardashian’s ass drapped into some new gear.

But you’d be very wrong.  Dude, maybe it’s just me, but that hook never gets tired.  I mean, in a dress, filling some jeans, up high in some short shorts or down low in some drawls.  I’m [...]

People want to hate on my message, but I know there’s a movement in this country.  Yes, all over this nation, millions of women are saying, “Yes We Can,” but I’m not talking about Barack Obama, oh no ma’am.  I’m talking about these thick white chicks that are showing themselves, day in and day out, [...]