Yes.

Now we know where the baby Jesus came from.
-Brock

I don’t want to act like this is a stretch, Kendra Wilkinson having a sex tape isn’t exactly a shocker.  It isn’t like we are talking about a Jenna Bush sex tape or anything. (For the record, and even though she looks like her dad, people would watch).  Kendra was a playboy bunny.  She was [...]

I usually don’t watch The Hills, but with Heidi Montag dropping a whole new body on em, I had to check it out.  Especially once I saw the promo and found out this was her new and improved “crying” face.

Yikes.  Apparently they were unable to restore all movement.  The other emotional expressions this exact same [...]

I was not a dude who bought in to the Girls Next Door.  Sure, Hef is still pimpin’ and you can’t hate on a dude who holds down three young tenders at age 84, but blondes aren’t really my type.

Either way, now that I’ve gone back to look at them, Kendra is actually the baddest [...]

Usually the tenets of Assology demand that I only discuss a certain type of ass.  Assology 101 covered the basics.  The Negative Arse, the Muffin Top, and the Athletic Ass, and the Stacked too tight in those jeans ass.  Assology 103 covered the Unexpected Ass…like Mena Suvari.  But Kim Kardashian just showed up in some [...]

I’ve got some new heat for Us Versus Them.  Now, I heard this song in the background a few times, but when I really put it in the lab, I found out Ke$ha was really bringing that heat.  Let’s just run this Tik Tok as soundtrack to the rest of the post.

Now when I heard [...]

Mayyyyyyne, I’ve been thinking about how to play this one for a long time, so I’ve finally decided to take it to the people.  So you know I do jokes and stuff right?  You know I in the Google kang, and I can find damn near anything on the internet right?  You know that I’m [...]

People forget that John Edwards got his sex scandal on before Tiger Woods.  (Is John Edwards also a sex addict?)  Can you imagine if this guy was actually President or if he was in the home stretch to with the office when this came out?  It would have been the wildest story ever.  But instead, [...]

Well there it is.  Last week, Tiger Woods came out of hiding and issued his first public statement and apology since disappearing back at Thanksgiving.

He didn’t come back with the full beard and the “mountain man” mini fro like he’s been camping for a few weeks like I wanted to, but he’s back.  I still [...]

So I see this lady that enjoys cooking shows.  I know, I know, “Lake needs to man up”… look, Lake needs peace and justification for my continuous purchase of UFC 100+ every month.  Anyway, so I peep Top Chef.  And undoubtedly, I noticed Padma Lakshmi.

The first thing I noticed, honestly, was how she really drops [...]

I don’t remember where I found this chick, but I grabbed these pictures because she is bad as hell.  Hands down UvT quality from the jump.

Sure, she looks like your everyday bad chick right here.  The J’s are a little high and tight, so they might be fake, but she’s cute and looking thick.  You [...]

One great thing I love about the internets is how everyone with ANY kind of fringe talent gets a chance to sell their wares.  This is especially true for the previously ostracized “whooty” aka white girl with a booty.  Anyway, she’s all over the place looking for a come up.  And while this chick has [...]

Sometimes you just have to grope the low.  I was bumping around the internet and came across this.  It was definitely worth a view.  You may want to keep that volume low though. ha

Wow. Keeping it real.
- Lake

I know when a good sex tape is around the corner.

Wow..  Like I said, who in the hell is Leighton Meester?  Oh yes, the chick who is allegedly giving a dude a “foot job” on tape!  Now, I’ve never gotten a footjob.  ha  And quite honestly, I don’t think I want one.

But anyway, I took [...]

I know Brock laid out (no homo) a clown with some heels, nipple huggerz and hot shawt shorts yesterday, but this sh*t is getting ridiculous:

Come on man.. like, seriously.  Is this where we are with manhood in America?  And yes, that is Sheree from Real Housewives of Atlanta right there with her crazy ass stylist/make [...]

Nothing says empowerment like $400,000 of airbrush, some silicone-saline polymer enforced titties sittin on high and some collagen lips busting out at the seams.  No this aint Lil Kim Back to the Future Edition, I’m talking about the movements of the ULTIMATE feminist, so strong that you can hear her bare arse roar, Aubrey O’Day!  [...]

These are hard times financially, but yet and still, some cats are out here winning.  Tomorrow I’m going to write on a dude who has been WINNING now for years.  Here he is…well, sort of.

Now it aint that much of a mystery, but can you name that winner?  ha  More tomorrow.
- Lake

Funny that young Edward had to go to St. Barts, a very colorful island, to go ahead and get his white chocolate fetish on.  So much for Eddie getting him a “zebra b*tch”…  yikes, his words NOT MINE…in fact, just to keep my ass safe and unbeaten, let’s go ahead and run that Eddie Raw [...]

Every now and again you get that perfect video clip.  Just something that gives you every damn single thing you want.  This is just that sort of clip:

It’s just too good.  In fact, probably the best.  Well, there’s always this:

You know, the most intriguing aspect of that video at this point is that dude in [...]

Look, I am vaguely aware of this terrible song “Whooty” aka “a white girl with a booty” but I must admit, the subject matter never gets old.

Exactly.  But it isn’t all positive.  Per usual, whenever you talk about having a booty, the terrible booger bears come out, bastardinzing the “thick” moniker, destroying the integrity and [...]

Yo, I was bumping around the net, looking for nothing in particular when I ran into these NSFW pics of Marisa Tomei….right, THAT Marisa that was relevant back in the “My Cousin VInny” days.

incidentally, that movie is mildly underrated:

Anyway, I never really got why my friends loved this chick so much.  I mean, she’s kind [...]

When I saw this one hit the wire, I shot the link straight to Lake.  I thought he was going to be first in line for this one.  He hit me back with…nothing.  I had to roll up on him, hey…”Aubrey O’Day in Playboy, she’s doing it.”  Still no reaction.  “Come on man.  She’s one [...]

I survive cougar attacks all the time.  You can’t go out without seeing them lurking in a pack.  Swaying in the corner and always on the lookout for fresh meat like your boy Brock.

I mean the modern Coug is extra aggressive.  Never look them directly in the eye.  Don’t be tricked by the fact that [...]

Not that I ever believed she was gay in the first place.  Oh and she’s not exactly completely straight yet either.  She’s now officially “bi”.

You know what bisexual means right?  Well it depends.  If you’re a guy, it means you are gay.  ha!  If you are a woman, it means that you are suddenly extra [...]

And why has no one ever shared this before?

I know I say I’m not a J man, but that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t send me a heads up when something like this is out there in the streets.  I mean, if we’re having lunch, and this chick walks behind me, I’d really appreciate at least [...]