Albert Haynesworth Gets Punked – Mike Golic Passes the Test
Posted by Brock Hardon | Wednesday, August 4th, 2010

We covered the Albert Haynesworth controversy on Monday, and it is still getting worse.  Now his knee is hurt, he’s not even attempting the test anymore.  Now Coach Shanahan is in a tough spot.  Haynesworth can’t play until he passes, Haynesworth isn’t even trying the test anymore, so when is this dude gonna hit the [...]

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Booty Pop: This is a Crime Against Humanity!
Posted by Brock Hardon | Friday, July 23rd, 2010

I realized last night that this had become unintentional ass week here at Us Versus Them.  That is different from Assology week, which was two weeks ago, or Ass appreciation week which occurs every week where the moon rises in the southern sky, whenever it rains, any week when Kim Kardashian leaves her house, and [...]

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LeBron James: The Heat is On
Posted by Brock Hardon | Friday, July 9th, 2010

Time for some Us Versus Them theme music, I’ll keep it extra terrible too.

Two years of speculation are finally over.  LeBron James is going to the Heat.  Why exactly did LeBron need an hour special to give the least energetic, most wooden interview ever?  I mean that sucked.  Was there anything more surreal the watching [...]

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Man Up Monday: World Cup – Soccer Flop Edition
Posted by Brock Hardon | Monday, June 14th, 2010

The World Cup has officially kicked off and the U.S. handled most of their business against the Brits.  We got a bit of a gift on the 1-1 tie on one of the worst goals in World Cup history, but you gotta take what they give you.  While soccer, or football, is the most popular [...]

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Strippers Are Nasty, But Pole Dancing Classes are Lots of Fun!
Posted by Brock Hardon | Wednesday, June 2nd, 2010

There are some new trends out there that are exclusively for Team Them.  They are everywhere but the worst is the mainstream growth of stripper classes.

Uh, excuse me, “pole dancing” classes.  All these spots are the same.  “Reclaim your feminine side!”, “learn how to be sexy for your husband”, “bring the spark back to your [...]

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Elin Woods Is Back…And She Wants Almost A Billion!
Posted by Brock Hardon | Thursday, May 27th, 2010

When Tiger Woods got caught for going buck wild with 14 known ladies, everyone wondered what Elin was going to do.

According to the Examiner, she is filing for divorce and is asking for $750,000,000.  If you aren’t used to counting that many zeros, that is Seven Hundred Fifty Million Dollars.  You know how ARod signed [...]

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LeBron Can’t Win…SMH
Posted by Brock Hardon | Tuesday, May 18th, 2010

LeBron just can’t win. First, he gets dismissed from the second round of the playoffs. Then he catches a Man Up Monday. Now it just keeps getting worse. The people of Cleveland decided to put together a little video on how they really felt about him. I think it is [...]

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Man Up Monday Part II: Boston Bruins
Posted by Brock Hardon | Monday, May 17th, 2010

2009 UvT Commenter of the Year and all things Philly fan Ian M. Summers hit me a few days ago to nominate the Boston Bruins for Man Up Monday.  My first thought was, they still play hockey?  My second thought was, I don’t even know where Versus or OLN are on my DirecTv, how am [...]

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The Return of the Taser
Posted by Brock Hardon | Thursday, May 6th, 2010

Us Versus Them has a long love of people being hit by the taser.  There was the crazy dude who ran from the cops.  Then there is the always popular taser cam.  TASAH, TASAH, TASAH!  Granny taser.  A Taser compendium.  The always classic “Don’t Tase Me Bro“.
Now there is a new classic.  The actual taser [...]

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Kobe Bryant is Now the White Mamba
Posted by Brock Hardon | Wednesday, May 5th, 2010

Have you ever done something, and you thought it was really hot when you did it?  You thought you looked really cool, or were being really funny, or you were rocking that hat?  But then you look back or see it in a picture it doesn’t quite come out the way you thought it would?  [...]

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Man Up Monday: Sugar Shane Mosley
Posted by Brock Hardon | Monday, May 3rd, 2010

I didn’t really know if that fight was going to be worth it last weekend, but Sugar Shane and Money May did not disappoint. First of all 24/7 on HBO is one of the best pre-fight hype machines out there. The camps are talking junk, you get to see both fighters train and [...]

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Jerry Jones Is Drunk: HaBoutdemCowboys!
Posted by Brock Hardon | Thursday, April 15th, 2010

Jerry Jones never ceases to amaze.  First he built Amuuricas biggest stadium.

The stadium got the Cowboys, a Manny Pacquaio fight, the NBA All Star Game, will get the Final Four and the Super Bowl in a few years, and got Christened on the first night.  Jerry Jones is a winner and he feels good.
The best [...]

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Man Up Monday: Roy Jones and Bernard Hopkins
Posted by Brock Hardon | Monday, April 5th, 2010

Roy Jones Jr. fought Bernard Hopkins on Saturday night and it was epic.  But I’m pretty sure it was an epic fail.  I’m pretty sure this fight would have been awesome in 2001, but in 2010 it is actually just sad.  Roy Jones, Jr. is 41 and Bernard Hopkins is 45 and it looked like [...]

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Sexting, Sexting…1-2-3
Posted by Brock Hardon | Friday, March 19th, 2010

Aw man, Tiger can’t catch a break.  He laid low for over three months.  Kept his ass in tail rehab for the entire time, dropped a quick pres conference and thought he was going to come back to the Masters nice and clean.  Not so fast.  One of his chicks was hanging back and waiting [...]

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In news that makes it look like every dude on the planet is cheating on his wife, people are speculating that motorcycle builder and husband of Oscar winner Sandra Bullock has been having an affair.  Now picture the chick he might be cheating with.  Does she look like this?

She likes the tattoos and appears to [...]

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Rich and Famous: It’s Not All Good
Posted by Brock Hardon | Wednesday, March 17th, 2010

From the outside being rich and famous seems like a great deal.  What’s bad about being rich?  Nothing.  Nothing at all.  Being rich is great.  Not only can you get whatever you want, but you also don’t have to worry about all of life’s bullshit.  Bottom line, being broke is stressful.  Who wants to worry [...]

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Heeeeere’s Johnny’s Baby Mama!
Posted by Brock Hardon | Tuesday, March 16th, 2010

People forget that John Edwards got his sex scandal on before Tiger Woods.  (Is John Edwards also a sex addict?)  Can you imagine if this guy was actually President or if he was in the home stretch to with the office when this came out?  It would have been the wildest story ever.  But instead, [...]

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Man Up Monday: The Wonderlic Test
Posted by Brock Hardon | Monday, March 15th, 2010

I don’t think there is any event that is more like magic than the NFL Draft.  Sure, you never know what you are going to get in basketball either, but at least the only rounds that really matter are the first two, and there are less than 60 guys to deal with.  There might be [...]

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Top 5 People most responsible for this horrible rendition of “We Run This Town”
Posted by Lake Arlington | Wednesday, March 3rd, 2010

My opinion:
5. R Kelly, the thug harmonies all started there…classic example of ‘good n terrible

Yes, I know that is not the real R. Kelly, but “Piss on You” is a classic.
4.  T Pain, the personification of “When keepin it creative goes wrong”… good music, but he’s a clown

3.  DJ Clue, just the entire idea of [...]

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Come On Bruh! Jason Richardson
Posted by Brock Hardon | Tuesday, March 2nd, 2010

Phoenix and San Antonio was in the last minute of the 4th quarter, when Phoenix got a steal when they were just down 2.  They got it up to the back to back 2002-2003 dunk contest winner for an uncontested basket ahead of the field.  Check out Jason’s finish.

Aw damn, come on bruh, that is [...]

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Man Up Monday: Tiger Woods
Posted by Brock Hardon | Monday, March 1st, 2010

Well there it is.  Last week, Tiger Woods came out of hiding and issued his first public statement and apology since disappearing back at Thanksgiving.

He didn’t come back with the full beard and the “mountain man” mini fro like he’s been camping for a few weeks like I wanted to, but he’s back.  I still [...]

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Hillary Duff Knows How to Say Thank You
Posted by Brock Hardon | Wednesday, February 24th, 2010

Kilary Duff has been dating Mike Comrie of the Edmonton Oilers for a little while now and they really have a special relationship.

You can also tell that they like to keep it classy because Mikey Boy will grab dat azz while he looks straight into the paparazzi camera.

Well Mike is looted down, and just proposed [...]

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I Love People Who Don’t Think They Are Going To Get Hit
Posted by Brock Hardon | Friday, February 19th, 2010

I covered this a bit when Snooki got cold cocked back in that bar on Jersey Shore, but you have to love people, especially women, who really believe that no one is going to hit them no matter what they say.  Snooki learned that one the hard way.

Damn, that still isn’t right. But it ended [...]

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Man Up Monday: Caught Creepin’
Posted by Brock Hardon | Monday, January 25th, 2010

I don’t know what changed, but ever since Thanksgiving 2009, the creeping on your wife game has been turrible.  Look, I know Eliot Spitzer went down hard.

But he was an elected official who got caught with a hooker….errrrr…..call girl….errrrrr….escort who flipped and turned in State’s evidence on his arse when he though he had a [...]

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Introducing the UvT Awards: Man of the Decade
Posted by Slick Jefferson | Wednesday, December 23rd, 2009

Three things get counted when assessing the UvT man of the year: your stacks, your lady, and your swagger.

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