From the outside being rich and famous seems like a great deal.  What’s bad about being rich?  Nothing.  Nothing at all.  Being rich is great.  Not only can you get whatever you want, but you also don’t have to worry about all of life’s bullshit.  Bottom line, being broke is stressful.  Who wants to worry [...]

People forget that John Edwards got his sex scandal on before Tiger Woods.  (Is John Edwards also a sex addict?)  Can you imagine if this guy was actually President or if he was in the home stretch to with the office when this came out?  It would have been the wildest story ever.  But instead, [...]

I don’t think there is any event that is more like magic than the NFL Draft.  Sure, you never know what you are going to get in basketball either, but at least the only rounds that really matter are the first two, and there are less than 60 guys to deal with.  There might be [...]

My opinion:
5. R Kelly, the thug harmonies all started there…classic example of ‘good n terrible

Yes, I know that is not the real R. Kelly, but “Piss on You” is a classic.
4.  T Pain, the personification of “When keepin it creative goes wrong”… good music, but he’s a clown

3.  DJ Clue, just the entire idea of [...]

Phoenix and San Antonio was in the last minute of the 4th quarter, when Phoenix got a steal when they were just down 2.  They got it up to the back to back 2002-2003 dunk contest winner for an uncontested basket ahead of the field.  Check out Jason’s finish.

Aw damn, come on bruh, that is [...]

Well there it is.  Last week, Tiger Woods came out of hiding and issued his first public statement and apology since disappearing back at Thanksgiving.

He didn’t come back with the full beard and the “mountain man” mini fro like he’s been camping for a few weeks like I wanted to, but he’s back.  I still [...]

Kilary Duff has been dating Mike Comrie of the Edmonton Oilers for a little while now and they really have a special relationship.

You can also tell that they like to keep it classy because Mikey Boy will grab dat azz while he looks straight into the paparazzi camera.

Well Mike is looted down, and just proposed [...]

I covered this a bit when Snooki got cold cocked back in that bar on Jersey Shore, but you have to love people, especially women, who really believe that no one is going to hit them no matter what they say.  Snooki learned that one the hard way.

Damn, that still isn’t right. But it ended [...]

I don’t know what changed, but ever since Thanksgiving 2009, the creeping on your wife game has been turrible.  Look, I know Eliot Spitzer went down hard.

But he was an elected official who got caught with a hooker….errrrr…..call girl….errrrrr….escort who flipped and turned in State’s evidence on his arse when he though he had a [...]

Three things get counted when assessing the UvT man of the year: your stacks, your lady, and your swagger.

As cats grow up there is one dilemma that crops up more often than it should.  It seems like a simple question with a simple answer, but dudes always want to push the envelope when they shouldn’t.
Can you wife up a chick if she smashed the homey?  Also known as, can you date/wife a woman [...]

It’s hard to argue with the dawn of the thick white woman.  I think most people would tell you it’s been a good thing.

Well, almost everyone.  But still, I can tell you positively that the thick white woman has been great for my life.

Really really Fing GREAT.

I mean, there was a time (very recent I [...]

The NFL is either feast or famine.  Going into Sunday there were two undefeated teams, there were a good handful of teams doing well, and there were a bunch of teams that really suck.  The Lions are horrendous.  The Rams are a joke.  The Bucs suck in their own special way.  But no one pulls [...]

I’m not a big Halloween guy, but I understand why people like it.  Here’s my thing, if you are going to go to a Halloween party, you’ve got to go hard.  Don’t punk out and try to be lazy about it.  Either stay with regular clothes, or go all the way.  Don’t just be lazy.

If [...]

Now see?  24 Hours ago, Adam Lambert from American Idol dropped his new album cover (which I thought was keeping it a little too real) and now this.  So Adam Lambert is in Details Magazine, which I’m pretty damn sure is a gay mag, gone closet gay mag (their claim is that any mans magazine [...]

I’m not gonna lie.  The balloon boy saga started and was almost over before I even knew what was going on.  This is the kind of story the media loves.  A little boy trapped in a balloon hovering over Colorado, no one knows how to get him down.  There were people saying how awesome it [...]

Michelle Obama doesn’t play.  Thalia was out a White House Event and invited President Obama up for a quick dance.

Barack followed all the rules:
1.  He did not look at that ass.

And President Obama and everyone else in that room including Michelle knows she can get it.  Amazing show of willpower by the Pres.
2. He backed [...]

Damn Homey, in 1997 Charles Woodson was the man homey, what happened to y’all?  Two years ago it seemed like a perfect pairing.  You take the team with the most wins in college football history with a team that had gotten a little stale under Lloyd Carr, and match it up with Rich Rodriguez, the [...]

Damn Homey, You used to be the man homey, what happened to you?  David Letterman figured out a lifelong lesson last week.  The best way to stop someone from threatening to reveal a secret is to tell it yourself.

Dave had a good one.  I guess he subscribes to the old school way of being the [...]

I remember the first time I saw Kimbo Slice.  My boy Van Bader hit me with a you tube link, and I saw an absolute monster.

The early videos were crazy.  Dude would jump into his boys truck.  Come to YOUR house, or a parking lot, or a train yard, wherever you had the money, and [...]

A few weeks ago, Kevin Federline beached himself at a pool when he was visiting his ex-wife Britney Spears.  I mean he was the most notorious male Gold Digger of all time, he was able to pull custody of the kids and patrimony.  He is also some sort of a magician as he has found [...]

You know we’ve been on Brady Quinn watch ever since Lake and I watched all his hopes and dreams get crushed in the NFL draft as he slipped from a top prospect to the 22nd pick in the 2007 draft.

I don’t hate the kid, I’m just tired of everyone acting like he is better than [...]

Fashion Weeks doesn’t provide nearly as many WTF? moments as ComicCon week, but every once in a while it will give you a gem.  Sure, there are crazy ass fashions that can always be entertaining, but we keep it simple here at UvT.  We’re just gonna go with skinny chicks falling down.  Come for the [...]

Kanye West wasn’t the only cat wiling out on the VMA’s last night.  Jay-Z was closing the show out with Alicia Keys and “Empire State of Mind” when Lil Mama decided to jump up on the stage and get some of that finale shine.  When I saw it, I thought I missed something, like she [...]

We’ve established over and over again that Facebook is evil for a variety of reasons and this is just the latest of them. Facebook lets you monitor and observe people you know from afar. Watching their lives play out in comments, pictures, status updates, personal profiles, relationship icons and friends.

When you start seeing one chick [...]