We covered the Albert Haynesworth controversy on Monday, and it is still getting worse. Now his knee is hurt, he’s not even attempting the test anymore. Now Coach Shanahan is in a tough spot. Haynesworth can’t play until he passes, Haynesworth isn’t even trying the test anymore, so when is this dude gonna hit the [...]
I realized last night that this had become unintentional ass week here at Us Versus Them. That is different from Assology week, which was two weeks ago, or Ass appreciation week which occurs every week where the moon rises in the southern sky, whenever it rains, any week when Kim Kardashian leaves her house, and [...]
Time for some Us Versus Them theme music, I’ll keep it extra terrible too.
Two years of speculation are finally over. LeBron James is going to the Heat. Why exactly did LeBron need an hour special to give the least energetic, most wooden interview ever? I mean that sucked. Was there anything more surreal the watching [...]
The World Cup has officially kicked off and the U.S. handled most of their business against the Brits. We got a bit of a gift on the 1-1 tie on one of the worst goals in World Cup history, but you gotta take what they give you. While soccer, or football, is the most popular [...]
There are some new trends out there that are exclusively for Team Them. They are everywhere but the worst is the mainstream growth of stripper classes.
Uh, excuse me, “pole dancing” classes. All these spots are the same. “Reclaim your feminine side!”, “learn how to be sexy for your husband”, “bring the spark back to your [...]
When Tiger Woods got caught for going buck wild with 14 known ladies, everyone wondered what Elin was going to do.
According to the Examiner, she is filing for divorce and is asking for $750,000,000. If you aren’t used to counting that many zeros, that is Seven Hundred Fifty Million Dollars. You know how ARod signed [...]
LeBron just can’t win. First, he gets dismissed from the second round of the playoffs. Then he catches a Man Up Monday. Now it just keeps getting worse. The people of Cleveland decided to put together a little video on how they really felt about him. I think it is [...]
2009 UvT Commenter of the Year and all things Philly fan Ian M. Summers hit me a few days ago to nominate the Boston Bruins for Man Up Monday. My first thought was, they still play hockey? My second thought was, I don’t even know where Versus or OLN are on my DirecTv, how am [...]
Us Versus Them has a long love of people being hit by the taser. There was the crazy dude who ran from the cops. Then there is the always popular taser cam. TASAH, TASAH, TASAH! Granny taser. A Taser compendium. The always classic “Don’t Tase Me Bro“.
Now there is a new classic. The actual taser [...]
Have you ever done something, and you thought it was really hot when you did it? You thought you looked really cool, or were being really funny, or you were rocking that hat? But then you look back or see it in a picture it doesn’t quite come out the way you thought it would? [...]
I didn’t really know if that fight was going to be worth it last weekend, but Sugar Shane and Money May did not disappoint. First of all 24/7 on HBO is one of the best pre-fight hype machines out there. The camps are talking junk, you get to see both fighters train and [...]
Jerry Jones never ceases to amaze. First he built Amuuricas biggest stadium.
The stadium got the Cowboys, a Manny Pacquaio fight, the NBA All Star Game, will get the Final Four and the Super Bowl in a few years, and got Christened on the first night. Jerry Jones is a winner and he feels good.
The best [...]
Roy Jones Jr. fought Bernard Hopkins on Saturday night and it was epic. But I’m pretty sure it was an epic fail. I’m pretty sure this fight would have been awesome in 2001, but in 2010 it is actually just sad. Roy Jones, Jr. is 41 and Bernard Hopkins is 45 and it looked like [...]
Aw man, Tiger can’t catch a break. He laid low for over three months. Kept his ass in tail rehab for the entire time, dropped a quick pres conference and thought he was going to come back to the Masters nice and clean. Not so fast. One of his chicks was hanging back and waiting [...]
In news that makes it look like every dude on the planet is cheating on his wife, people are speculating that motorcycle builder and husband of Oscar winner Sandra Bullock has been having an affair. Now picture the chick he might be cheating with. Does she look like this?
She likes the tattoos and appears to [...]
From the outside being rich and famous seems like a great deal. What’s bad about being rich? Nothing. Nothing at all. Being rich is great. Not only can you get whatever you want, but you also don’t have to worry about all of life’s bullshit. Bottom line, being broke is stressful. Who wants to worry [...]
People forget that John Edwards got his sex scandal on before Tiger Woods. (Is John Edwards also a sex addict?) Can you imagine if this guy was actually President or if he was in the home stretch to with the office when this came out? It would have been the wildest story ever. But instead, [...]
I don’t think there is any event that is more like magic than the NFL Draft. Sure, you never know what you are going to get in basketball either, but at least the only rounds that really matter are the first two, and there are less than 60 guys to deal with. There might be [...]
My opinion:
5. R Kelly, the thug harmonies all started there…classic example of ‘good n terrible
Yes, I know that is not the real R. Kelly, but “Piss on You” is a classic.
4. T Pain, the personification of “When keepin it creative goes wrong”… good music, but he’s a clown
3. DJ Clue, just the entire idea of [...]
Phoenix and San Antonio was in the last minute of the 4th quarter, when Phoenix got a steal when they were just down 2. They got it up to the back to back 2002-2003 dunk contest winner for an uncontested basket ahead of the field. Check out Jason’s finish.
Aw damn, come on bruh, that is [...]
Well there it is. Last week, Tiger Woods came out of hiding and issued his first public statement and apology since disappearing back at Thanksgiving.
He didn’t come back with the full beard and the “mountain man” mini fro like he’s been camping for a few weeks like I wanted to, but he’s back. I still [...]
Kilary Duff has been dating Mike Comrie of the Edmonton Oilers for a little while now and they really have a special relationship.
You can also tell that they like to keep it classy because Mikey Boy will grab dat azz while he looks straight into the paparazzi camera.
Well Mike is looted down, and just proposed [...]
I covered this a bit when Snooki got cold cocked back in that bar on Jersey Shore, but you have to love people, especially women, who really believe that no one is going to hit them no matter what they say. Snooki learned that one the hard way.
Damn, that still isn’t right. But it ended [...]
I don’t know what changed, but ever since Thanksgiving 2009, the creeping on your wife game has been turrible. Look, I know Eliot Spitzer went down hard.
But he was an elected official who got caught with a hooker….errrrr…..call girl….errrrrr….escort who flipped and turned in State’s evidence on his arse when he though he had a [...]
Three things get counted when assessing the UvT man of the year: your stacks, your lady, and your swagger.
