Man Up Monday: Syracuse Basketball – Kyle Kuric Gets Loose!
Posted by Brock Hardon | Monday, March 8th, 2010

I can’t hate on Syracuse basketball. It is hard to be the #1 team in the country. Everyone is gunning for you, everyone gives you their best shot, if you lose on someone else’s floor you get the automatic floor rush from the students.

That feeling sucks.  Well Syracuse got a great first half [...]

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Lost Lake Files: Another Day Another Blue Devils Recruit Picks Not Duke
Posted by Lake Arlington | Friday, March 5th, 2010

Lake was a little disappointed when Duke didn’t land Harrison Barnes.  That is when he got off this gem.
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Is anyone shocked here?  No.  Clearly when Hendo busted out for Not Senior Year at Duke, John Wall knew he had to go to UK.  And why not.  He can contend for a title there and nobody, [...]

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Come On Bruh! Jason Richardson
Posted by Brock Hardon | Tuesday, March 2nd, 2010

Phoenix and San Antonio was in the last minute of the 4th quarter, when Phoenix got a steal when they were just down 2.  They got it up to the back to back 2002-2003 dunk contest winner for an uncontested basket ahead of the field.  Check out Jason’s finish.

Aw damn, come on bruh, that is [...]

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Man Up Monday: Tiger Woods
Posted by Brock Hardon | Monday, March 1st, 2010

Well there it is.  Last week, Tiger Woods came out of hiding and issued his first public statement and apology since disappearing back at Thanksgiving.

He didn’t come back with the full beard and the “mountain man” mini fro like he’s been camping for a few weeks like I wanted to, but he’s back.  I still [...]

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Scotty Lago Is Why Snowboarding and the Olympics Don’t Mix
Posted by Brock Hardon | Wednesday, February 24th, 2010

The Winter Olympics keep getting worse.  First of all, female bobsledders aren’t as hot as you think they might be.   Unless this happens:

Here is the other crazy thing about the Winter Olympics.  You can win a gold medal for snowboarding in a halfpipe.  Skateboarding isn’t in the summer games, why is the snowboard half pipe [...]

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Damn Homey: Scottie Pippen
Posted by Brock Hardon | Wednesday, February 17th, 2010

Scottie Pippen has six rings in the hopper, he was named one of the 50 greatest players of all time.  Some argue that Scottie would not have been in the top 50 if it wasn’t for Michael Jordan…but there are others who say that MJ might not have been the same without Pippen.  He was [...]

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Man Up Monday: Winter Olympics
Posted by Brock Hardon | Monday, February 15th, 2010

All of the Olympic events need their own Man Up, but the Winter Olympics need their own special edition.  I actually feel bad about this one too, these people are the best in the world at what they do.  They work their entire lives and devote everything to making it work for one race every [...]

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Dwight Howard’s WAG is a Classy Lady
Posted by Brock Hardon | Tuesday, February 9th, 2010

Maybe not WAG, but she is his baby momma and now I know how she got the job.  Her Name is Royce Reed.

Aw man, she was a Magic dancer too?  This is the worst baby mama story ever.  Everyone knows you can’t look at your own dancers, that is the #1 rule.

But no, Dwight didn’t [...]

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Someone Needs to Monitor Mike Tyson
Posted by Brock Hardon | Thursday, February 4th, 2010

Mike Tyson has been having a resurgence lately.  He was good in the Hangover, the Tyson biopic was good and he’s even starting to slim down on Dancing with the Stars in Italy.

Now see, 5 years ago we would have thought Tyson had just knocked this woman out.  He looks like he is losing weight [...]

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NFL Playoffs: Rest vs. Rust – Who Wins?
Posted by Brock Hardon | Friday, January 22nd, 2010

There are only four teams left in the NFL.  Peyton and the Colts.  Old man Favre and the Vikings.  The high flying Saints.  And the shit talking, nothing to lose Jets.

How do you not love this guy?  Rex Ryan is one of those old school football coaches that just wears the same gear every week [...]

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Warren Sapp Likes Dos Beckys
Posted by Brock Hardon | Thursday, January 21st, 2010

Warren Sapp must be down with UvT, because he definitely likes the Dos Beckys.

Unfortunately this version of Dos Beckys may actually add up to 4.  Yeesh.  Step yo game up Sapp!
-Brock

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Lane Kiffin Has An Inability to Coach In One Place for More than 1 Year
Posted by Brock Hardon | Wednesday, January 13th, 2010

Lane Kiffin is trying to make a run a the prize for the biggest asshole in football.  Bill Belachick thinks this guy is an asshole.  Bobby Petrino thinks he’s not following through on his commitments.  Urban Meyer is wondering why he was talking so much shit in the SEC before he made a run for [...]

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Mark McGwire Was On That Stuff…REALLY?
Posted by Brock Hardon | Tuesday, January 12th, 2010

The great thing about the inevitable is that it is guaranteed to happen eventually.  Yesterday, just a few days after earning only 22% of Hall of Fame votes, Mark McGwire decided it was time to finally come clean on using steroids.

I remember when McGwire was playing and thinking the dudes forearms looked like most peoples [...]

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Pac Man Up Monday: Manny Pacquiao
Posted by Brock Hardon | Monday, January 11th, 2010

Now see, this is why I’ve almost completely abandoned boxing.  I understand that it might be a good thing for every fighter to be able to call their own shots.  I understand that the fighters need to negotiate terms to protect themselves,  I understand there are about 30 different weight classes in boxing, but I [...]

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The NBA + Guns = Oh Hail Naw
Posted by Brock Hardon | Thursday, January 7th, 2010

On Monday, Gilbert Arenas was simply an idiot for packing gun in his locker and pulling a gun on a brother named Javaris.  Today, he is an idiot who really doesn’t get it who got indefinitely suspended from his job.  Why did David Stern go all Roger Goodell on Pacman Jones on Gilbert Arenas?  Because [...]

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Dark Tiger Is Real!
Posted by Brock Hardon | Tuesday, January 5th, 2010

Tiger Woods had a single car accident on Thanksgiving morning and his life hasn’t been the same since.  Do you remember when you first heard about it?  When everyone thought Tiger was unconscious and bleeding from his mouth?  When we didn’t know how bad the accident was or if he would ever be able to [...]

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Can You Be Too Extreme? Arm Wrasslin
Posted by Brock Hardon | Tuesday, December 22nd, 2009

You know I’m down with the UFC and most things violent, but sometimes things can go too far.  Arm wrasslin was cool for a total of about five minutes.  Four minutes were when Over the Top with Sylvester Stallone came out.  The last minute was when you heard about the arm wrestler with one big [...]

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Worst Rappers Alive Part 4: SupWitchuGirl
Posted by Brock Hardon | Friday, December 18th, 2009

I guess sports fans are great places to look for the worst rappers alive, because we’ve got another nominee.  First of all, a name like “supwitchugirl” lets you know these dudes are clowning as do the intro, peep it out.  I smell roooo-seeeeeessss.

They needed a tighter LaGarette Blount take about knocking yo ass out, but [...]

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Man Up Monday: Tiger Woods…AGAIN. But it’s Not What You Think
Posted by Brock Hardon | Monday, December 14th, 2009

Tiger Woods has gone and done it now.  Tiger Woods has announced his “indefinite leave” from golf.  I don’t know if I would have left the game.  I thought that was the only way he was going to shut everyone up.  I’m talking playing the majors and whatever tourney comes two weeks before that.  No [...]

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Greatest Product Ever: The Handjob
Posted by Brock Hardon | Friday, December 11th, 2009

I’m clearly in the wrong business because if this is what is passing as a clever new product idea than Lake and I need to get to production of those Ho Brand Condoms.  Check out the Handjob.

From the name to the product design to the acting to all the double entendres in that commercial, that [...]

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That Ain’t Right: Kids Playing Football
Posted by Brock Hardon | Tuesday, December 1st, 2009

Kids sports are great.  You always know when one kid “gets it” more than the others.  In soccer all the kids just run around the ball while the goalie picks dandelions.  Until that one kid gets the ball and streaks down the field before the rest of the kids even know what is going on.  [...]

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Erin Andrews Keyhole Stalker Revealed!
Posted by Brock Hardon | Thursday, November 19th, 2009

The Erin Andrews keyhole tape was crazy, at first I thought she pulled a Paris Hilton/Kim Kardashian and “leaked” it herself.  Not only because it made her about ten times more famous than she was before it went down, but also because she was chillin buck naked getting her iron on, looking sexy as hell.

I [...]

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Did Hulk Hogan Catch That Real Beatdown?
Posted by Lake Arlington | Thursday, November 19th, 2009

Hey, I’m a wrasling fan from way back.  I remember getting up on the top bunk, throwing up them fingers and rocking that Jimmy “Superfly” Snuka finishing move on many a neighbor.

But you always had to wonder, is this real?

Ok, so I knew it was all fake.  But the blood?  What about that?  I know, [...]

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Man Up Monday: Oakland Raiders
Posted by Brock Hardon | Monday, November 16th, 2009

The NFL is either feast or famine.  Going into Sunday there were two undefeated teams, there were a good handful of teams doing well, and there were a bunch of teams that really suck.  The Lions are horrendous.  The Rams are a joke.  The Bucs suck in their own special way.  But no one pulls [...]

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Andre Agassi: Image is Everything…Oh and Meth Too…
Posted by Brock Hardon | Thursday, November 12th, 2009

I guess Andre Agassi’s tennis career really is over.  You know you are either addicted to fame or the loot when you decide to write a book and air all of your own dirty laundry.  It is one thing to get caught by paparazzi sliding out of a hotel with some chick who is not [...]

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