College Football is finally starting and I don’t know about you, but I’m ready to watch some damn football.  Alabama this, Florida that, Ohio State is probably good for winning the Big 10 and losing a national championship game again (Where the hell is OSUWill?  Remember him?)  But the best story in the nation is [...]

I feels good to be back.  The first ever Us Versus Them summit went down last week and it was good to have Lake back in the house.  We were cranking out some fresh heat last week, so I’m hoping we get a chance to show you our hard work sometime soon.  Until then, Lake [...]

The New York Knicks already got the Man Up Monday treatment back in 2008 when they cleared out their entire roster to with the LeBron James sweepstakes.  We all know how that turned out.

Sure, the Knicks got Amare Staudemire in the Free Agency bonanza of 2010, but they didn’t get much else.  If they are [...]

Those of you who follow me on Twitter already know I’m an undercover sneaker head.  I’m not a crazy color cat who will cop these:

Although I’m sure rainbow colored, green gel bottomed, patent leathered out toe Nike Dunks are hot somewhere, they aren’t hot on the feet of your boy Brock.  But I do own [...]

Now this is just nasty.  Long time reader SweetSexy hit me on the hotline to send me this story.
Meet Michael Edwards:

This dude has been accused of rolling up on women and randomly spraying semen into their hair and back.  What kinds of wild addiction is that and how much prep work is involved?  Is he [...]

We covered the Albert Haynesworth controversy on Monday, and it is still getting worse.  Now his knee is hurt, he’s not even attempting the test anymore.  Now Coach Shanahan is in a tough spot.  Haynesworth can’t play until he passes, Haynesworth isn’t even trying the test anymore, so when is this dude gonna hit the [...]

This video came out a week ago and I was conflicted.  Now you know I love to find some great “Come on Bruh” Moments, but even I have my limits.  Come on Bruh is about Black men who are doing things that no Black man is ever supposed to do.  Dress up like Ken from [...]

I already officially endorsed the new Big Boi Album, Sir Lucious Leftfoot: The Son of Chico Dusty on my twitter feed.

Let me preface this by saying I’m an Outkast fan, but I can actually let this whole album ride without skipping a track.  It goes hard when you need it to, the skits are well [...]

I realized last night that this had become unintentional ass week here at Us Versus Them.  That is different from Assology week, which was two weeks ago, or Ass appreciation week which occurs every week where the moon rises in the southern sky, whenever it rains, any week when Kim Kardashian leaves her house, and [...]

Mel Gibson is one crazy dude.  This is when I think the internet isn’t a good idea, because Mel Gibson should never be allowed near a recording device ever, ever again.  That is going to make it pretty hard to make and star in movies, but at this point I think it might be worth [...]

The Manny Pacquiao vs. Floyd Mayweather mega fight should have happened last year, it should have happened earlier this year, and it should happen later this year, but instead…it isn’t happening yet.

Mayweather called out Pacquiao for not agreeing to his random drug testing.  Pacquiao agreed to most of the terms, but put a deadline of [...]

This is way too good.  While Sarah Palin has managed to cycle herself into obscurity for the moment (other than the million people who want to use her to plug the oil spill in the Gulf).  But do you remember the most awkward family moment in the history of American politics?

Back in the wild days [...]

There are rules about strippers that must be followed.
1. Never feed them after midnight (also never eat at the strip club)
2. Never get them wet.
3. Never expose them to bright light.
The third rule is actually the most important here.  Club lighting is very important you see.  Because in the strip club all you see is [...]

Dan Gilbert should now be known as the “Mad Owner”, because he really felt the need to “Tell em why you mad son” when LeBron left Cleveland.  I mean sure, his franchise probably just lost 25 percent of its value last Friday.  Sure, the 2010 free agent season is basically over and all the marquee [...]

Time for some Us Versus Them theme music, I’ll keep it extra terrible too.

Two years of speculation are finally over.  LeBron James is going to the Heat.  Why exactly did LeBron need an hour special to give the least energetic, most wooden interview ever?  I mean that sucked.  Was there anything more surreal the watching [...]

Now people are gonna think I’m wrong for this, but it has to be done.  What you have to realize is that this is a half compliment.  Mary J. Blige has a Mullet Booty.  What is a mullet booty you ask?
Business is the front:

Now let me make this clear…Real Love dropped in 1992.  That was [...]

Usually no one cares about the NBA during the off season.  The Finals end, the draft lets you know where all the young kids are going, and you can hang it up until the season starts in the Fall.  This season it is a little different.

King James is on the street along with Dwayne Wade, [...]

The Lakers must be UvT fans because the supporting cast stepped up and made the championship happen even when Kobe was less than Jordanesque Kobesque.  They came back from the 3-2 deficit to give Phil Jackson number 11 and Kobe number 5.  The greatest part of the championship was the Ron Artest interview.

That is long, [...]

We’re going to game 7.  Sheed can’t believe it.

You’re right.  I just wanted an excuse to use my new and improved “Sheed Face”.
Can he really be surprised after all these years?
-Brock

Too bad my boy Lake isn’t here to enjoy this.  He will still hit you with a “sweep the leg, you got a problem with that” if hes had a few drinks and wants to make sure you’ve got his back in the club.  Ralph Macchio is great in this though.

Wax On, F*ck Off with [...]

Man Up Monday usually comes out after someone doesn’t step up, but this week we are going to do a proactive Man Up Monday.  I need to talk to the rest of the Lakers.  Have you seen this dude?

Sometime in the last two seasons the Black Mamba decided to break out the venomous fangs when [...]

I’ve watched Mike Tyson whoop ass.  I’ve watched Mike Tyson get beat.  I’ve watched Mike get fat, I’ve watched him cha-cha, and I’ve watched him on the Tyson documentary.  Mike Tyson is the official mascot of Us Versus Them and any man who was once the baddest man on the planet is always good with [...]

There are some new trends out there that are exclusively for Team Them.  They are everywhere but the worst is the mainstream growth of stripper classes.

Uh, excuse me, “pole dancing” classes.  All these spots are the same.  “Reclaim your feminine side!”, “learn how to be sexy for your husband”, “bring the spark back to your [...]

When Tiger Woods got caught for going buck wild with 14 known ladies, everyone wondered what Elin was going to do.

According to the Examiner, she is filing for divorce and is asking for $750,000,000.  If you aren’t used to counting that many zeros, that is Seven Hundred Fifty Million Dollars.  You know how ARod signed [...]

We can’t get away from princess Leia here at Us Versus Them.  We had the original Princess Leia Pillow Fight post.  That brought on the UvT vision version of the picture.

Then Oh Hail Naw up there struck back.  And she hit us with the alternate angles on it.  She hit your boy Brock with the [...]