The great thing about the inevitable is that it is guaranteed to happen eventually.  Yesterday, just a few days after earning only 22% of Hall of Fame votes, Mark McGwire decided it was time to finally come clean on using steroids.

I remember when McGwire was playing and thinking the dudes forearms looked like most peoples [...]

Now see, this is why I’ve almost completely abandoned boxing.  I understand that it might be a good thing for every fighter to be able to call their own shots.  I understand that the fighters need to negotiate terms to protect themselves,  I understand there are about 30 different weight classes in boxing, but I [...]

Tiger Woods had a single car accident on Thanksgiving morning and his life hasn’t been the same since.  Do you remember when you first heard about it?  When everyone thought Tiger was unconscious and bleeding from his mouth?  When we didn’t know how bad the accident was or if he would ever be able to [...]

I’ve been out of the mix this weekend, but when I started bumping around the internet I found out that Sammy Sosa went to the Latin Grammy’s this weekend.  You remember Sammy don’t you?  He was one of the top homerun sluggers during the Balco era of baseball stats.

I’m not gonna lie, I saw Sammy [...]

Some people go all out for their craft.  Lil Wayne has a studio on his tour bus so he can just record songs all the time.  Michael Phelps consumes 10,000 calories a day so he can train hard.  Meet Matthias Schlitte, he is a German arm wrestler and he’s taken training for the sport to [...]

Usain Bolt set a world record and almost lapped his competition yesterday in the 200 meters.    This cat is running away from world class runners, beating them by 5 yards or so, like they’re kids on the school yard or something.

I know, I know, that’s what happens when you drink your mango shake without [...]

Damn homey.  In he WWE you were the maaaaaaaan homey, what happened to you?

Kurt Angle is an Olympic Gold Medalist wrestler from 1996, a former WWE Champion, and the current champ of TNA Wrestling.  He’s actually a pretty entertaining guy and a great pro wrestler.  Well, Mr. 3I’s just got popped for having Human Growth [...]

…and neither was Roger Clemons, Lance Armstrong (I said it) or the Ultimate Warrior, right?

I mean, come on.  Check out Usain Bolt run all these world class cats off the track IN THE RAIN and set a world record.

Hilarious.  I know, I know, a lil roti, mango and curry goat and YOU TOO can run [...]

Let’s talk about the “sport” of NASCAR.  I’ve never gone 200 miles an hour, but I’ve floored it a few times and I have to imagine that you have to stay pretty focused to go 80 MPH faster than I was going with 40 other cars 6 inches from your bumper on a track that [...]

Sammy Sosa must be a comedian now.  He was interviewed last week and dropped two hilarious jokes.

First, he said that he is thinking about retiring this year.  Uhhhhhh, player.  Your ass was forced into retirement back in 1997 when the O’s stopped playing you.  When you aren’t playing ball and ou will never play again…you’re [...]

Young Roger is still running his smack.  He’s still saying he never did steroids, even though he admits that HIS WIFE DID.

He’s still denies that he was banging out that 15 year old (well, actually he NEVER denied that, get er done rocket).

He’s still saying Andy Pettitte “Misremembered” about his own steroid use with Brian [...]

I’ve already established that I don’t like baseball.  Once the NBA playoffs are over we enter what I like to call “the drought”, meaning that I won’t be watching SportsCenter until Football season starts in the fall.  You know what I really hate about baseball?  First of all, it seems to be a celebration of [...]

Damn…why they trying to stick Manny for his paper?  Supposedly, homey just tested positive for the Juice and will serve an immediate 50 game suspension (ouch).

I just spoke to die hard Red Sox fan, Rosy F. Baby, about this.  She claims it must be a bad batch of Alleve gone wrong.  She claims that young [...]

Ha, now why do all my posts start out with laughter?  Anyway, you know how you hear something from a family member or a friend and as soon as you hear it you say to yourself, “figures”..  I mean, it’s something that was already in your head, but you just got that confirmation and you [...]

Listen, I know I’m pretty much hatin on JHud for her selection of that Punk, but does she have to look so rough in all these recent pictures?

Damn, she’s unrecognizable here.  Can I get some blush, rouge, lip smackers, sumfin?  Meanwhile, that Punk is just cheesin’, like he knows something none of us know.

Come on [...]

The Olympics are coming.  I’ve already covered the soon to be big story on doping. In fact we should start a UvT pool to lay money down on which sport will see the first illegal substance abuser.  Track & Field and Cycling are even money.  Weightlifting?  Boxing?  Wrestling?  Archery?  We’re not here to talk about [...]

First of all who knew Jose Canseco was about to get into a boxing match?  Second of all, why didn’t he get trained to keep his hands up?

He caught that left like he thought it was a fly ball.  He went on ahead and went to sleep on that one.  There is only one thing [...]

Hey, what’s up with these idiots in the NY media acting like Andy Pettitte was courageous for admitting to his HGH use?

First off, in the past he always lied about his illegal HGH use. Then he lied about how many times he used it. The only reason why he copped to what he [...]

Now see, Roger Clemens probably should have slowed his roll when he tricked Brian MacNamee with that tape recording, only to play it at a press conference. You might not want to fuck with a cat like that when he’s got dirt on you AND your wife, Debbie Clemens, who MacNamee claims he shot [...]

You have to hand it to ole Rog. He has learned from the Bonds and McGwire criticisms that they didn’t confront their accusers on these steroids allegations.

The gotcha, gotcha though is that people still don’t believe Roger so it really doesn’t matter. See, that’s something that Bonds knew from jump. Why try [...]

But with babes like this dropping it on him at Sundance, it’s kind of hard to justify.

Oh yes, smiles all around. Now dip baby dip, come on and….

dip baby dip, dip baby dip…. Damn, I didn’t think they had that in Utah. Maybe I should take another look at Mitt Romney after all.

LL [...]

My word, I know rappers and entertainers are breathing easy these days. Forget the Hip-Hop cops, athletes are catching complete L’s over this Balco steroids situation. Marion Jones, former national treasure just got 6 months in the can for lying to Federal Authorities.

Honestly, that’s messed up.  The judge went on ahead and gave [...]

Boy oh boy, I just went ahead and watched that Roger Clemens press conference. My impressions, Roger Clemens is even more of an asshole than I thought he was.

Jeez. Let me just run through what happened.
1. Smooth Texas lawyer gets up and sets the table. Now I see why Roger let this [...]

After I watched Vince and the boys go out the back door against the Chargers the Lady and I took in Roger “Rocket Man” Clemens’ act on 60 Minutes with Mike Wallace.

Is it just me or does Roger look like he’s about to rip his own face off and go V, the finally reckoning in [...]

According to ESPN.com Roger Clemens hit “60 Minutes” with that same line Eddie Murphy the Prince hit Eddie Murphy the Barber with in Coming to America.

Barber: Well Goddamn boy, what kinda chemical you got in there?
Prince Akeem: I have used no chemicals, only juices and berries
Barber: Sheeyut, that aint nothing but a [...]