Now see, every once in a while we have to remind you why you choose to roll with Us and why we’re better than Them. Your boys Brock and Lake called it the minute we heard that there was a younger, hotter, more talented, version of Paula known as Kara Dioguardi.
Yeah, the fix has been in [...]
I miss Michael Irvin a lot. I miss him when he was making plays with the Cowboys.
When he was pimpin’ hard with them hoes:
Rockin’ Lake’s mink:
When he was up on the tv yucking it up with “Jawz,” “Boomer” and the rest of the fellas.
On the real though, Keyshawn is no Irvin on that show. Mike [...]
Man I hate the “made for TV” version of anything. I hate edited music, I hate edited movies, I hate when they edit tv shows. Sure, we’ll hit the curse word threshold every now and again and hit Us Versus Them with a “fack” or some “shat” or the occasional “b*tch”, but in general Us [...]
I know, I know. Brock, how do you know it is the worst show ever? Wouldn’t that mean that you actually had to watch it? Yes and no. Yes, I did actually have to be exposed to this show to find out how awful it is, and no, I didn’t have to watch an entire [...]
Preacher man. What did you think I was going to say?
For those who aren’t up on Big Brother 10 (and why not? This is solid summer programming) Let me tell you about Ollie (real name Bryan Ollie). This brother is the son of a preacher, has never had a sip of the devils nectar (he [...]
So I fired up the tivo and there it was, “I Want to Work For Diddy“. First impressions, ok, they hype it up with the “this will change your life” rhetoric which is what they always say about these Diddy shows. But this time, with regard to former assistants, don’t we kind of know better?
I [...]
It seemed like Saved by the Bell was on TV for long about forever.
It was on so long, I don’t even recognize that dude in the top left. Who the hell is he? They really must not have needed his ass because he got clipped and not replaced. He looks like he’s supposed to be [...]
In a world where men huddle over computers, digging through blog after blog to provide the world with only the best news in the world, the men of Us Versus Them race against time to deliver comedy to the masses…before it’s too late. Coming this Fall…Us Versus Them: Taking on the World…From the Edge…of Decency.
Sounds [...]
Mayne, I haven’t been this excited since I heard Duke landed Mason Plumlee. Since my little hiatus, I’ve had a number of readers hollering at me: “Lake, you a mufucka, where are the posts?” pretty much sums them up. But then my girl Jabz in DC hit me with this, “Did you hear about Rob [...]
Ones of people were shocked when Duane “Dog” Chapman and his skank wife were re-upped for their show Dog the Bounty Hunter after a three month vacation.
A&E said they were “pleased with Dog’s progress” after Dog used the N word several times in reference to his son’s black girlfriend. Pleased with his progress? Doing [...]
And no, I’m not talking about Rudy Giuliani’s campaign strategy… The show.
Last season started with the huge reveal of the “Others” chilling in a manicured neighborhood while Jack and Crew lived in tents on the beach. What will happen tonight? Flashback? Flash-forward? I know, I know, I’m the only guy [...]
