Aint much to say about these except that they’re pretty damn cool.  I call this bag, “Maryland plays Memphis”:

LOL.  I know, Maryland fans.  That was a low blow, don’t get those panties in a bunch up under that riot gear:

Yeah, that’s right.  Just beat it, bitches.
Moving on, this one, I like to call “I wish [...]

Well, the thugz from College Park did what they do.

They had their fully audible “Fuck You Singler” chants (because you gotta keep it classy at U of Murrland), they hit ridiculous three pointers they can only muster in the role of spoiler, they got Gerald Henderson’s nizzuts scrapped across their faces, they road Jon Scheyer’s [...]

Yo, I’m just sitting here watching Georgetown beat the living hell out of these hapless Murrrlan Terps and it just brings a smile to my face.

I know, I know, after that win against Michigan State all you thugs with books actually thought you’d have a good year.

Sure, let’s take a look at starting five, shall [...]

It’s finally here.  The start of the Duke errr College Basketball season.

Duke beat up on, and I’m not making this up, the “Blue Hose,” pronounced “Blue Hoes” of Presbyterian College tonight.  Lol.  I couldn’t believe it myself.  I mean, come on now.  Blue Hoes?  I don’t care how long it’s been your traditional mascot, you [...]

Oh yeah, all those cats I like to call “Dook Fans,” meaning people who claim to “hate Dook” but actually know more about Duke Basketball than they do their own teams, really thought they had something. Can’t you just imagine watching them as Belmont took the lead? I mean, pure joy and ecstasy [...]

Hilarious. Break out the co-eds and chicken waaangs, Murrland is coming home.

I told you Murrland fans that you didn’t have the players, coaching and nizzuts for this here season.

And all the smack talking haters on this blog just had so much to say early on. Slowly but surely, we stopped hearing from them [...]

To all my loyal Terp fan readers, I’m sorry this post took me four days to complete.

It’s not that I wanted to neglect you, it’s just that every time I tried to write it, I ended up laughing so hysterically that I couldn’t complete it.

Now, unlike others, I love to be the one to [...]

I think this bum Cliff Tucker pretty much sums up the dynamic between Maryland and our stalkers in a half shell, those idiot Murrland Terps:
“I cannot stand Duke.” Tucker said. “I tell people all the time, if they gave me a scholarship (yeah right) and that was my only Division I scholarship, I’d go Division [...]

Go Go music (argh), mid calf socks, rioting (oh my bad, that’s gonna happen on Wednesday at UMd after Duke beats the Terps again), do rags, overpriced real estate and plenty of white folks walking dogs and pushing strollers – yep, it must be election day in Murr-lin, Va and DC.

Conventional wisdom says that [...]

By the time you read this post all the early model compact and sub-compact American cars that Maryland “students” lit on fire “in protest” for Duke’s win should burning out and many of the now detoxed drunken thugs with books should be posting bail.

So that means that Duke must have won, right? Well, yes, [...]

I’ll just stick to objective facts here. This is why Maryland Sucks:
1. You’ve got a sweaty Chicken Wing Pimp for a Coach

Gary, put the hoes and chicken wangs down, try recruiting for a change.
2. Your team has a zero percent graduation rate (literally, your scholarship players never graduate…from Maryland)

Stay in school, [...]

More evidence that Thug U lives in College Park Maryland.

Of all the scholarship players who entered the Maryland men’s basketball program between 1997 and 2000 NONE of them graduated from the University of Maryland. Maryland was the only program in the country that failed to graduate any of its recruits within six years, a [...]

Further evidence of (1) why so many people (Maryland fans included, see firegarywilliams.com) believe that Gary Williams sucks as a legitimate elite college basketball coach, and (2) why the University of Muuurland is literally the worst and most embarrassing member of the ACC family.

Forrmer Maryland basketball star Lonny Baxter pleaded guilty (last) Thursday to illegally [...]