So I’m getting ready to leave work yesterday, yes to maintain my lavish lifestyle I’ve taken a second job aside from UvT, and my girl Jabber Jawz hits me with one of the oddest questions I’ve ever heard:
Jabs: How do you feel about women marrying themselves?
Lake: Huh? How do I feel about it, what is [...]
Yesterday, I hooked Us with the updated Amber Rose version of the iconic Grace Jones photo from her Island Life album. I think you will all agree that Amber Rose did a great job, but now I know that lots and lots of people have tried to bring to pose to life. So let’s start [...]
If You like PTI as much as I do, you might notice that Tony Kornheiser is not there this week. No, he isn’t taking one of his ridiculously long vacations where Mike Wilbon makes fun of him everyday, he’s taking that forced vacation because he made the wrong joke at the wrong time against one [...]
I covered this a bit when Snooki got cold cocked back in that bar on Jersey Shore, but you have to love people, especially women, who really believe that no one is going to hit them no matter what they say. Snooki learned that one the hard way.
Damn, that still isn’t right. But it ended [...]
One of my boys once told me that he liked to date Indian girls. When I asked him why, he said it was because they “look just like hot light skinned black girls. Brown skin, long straight hair, European features, they already have the total package everyone works so hard to find.”
I laughed, and disagreed, [...]
The great thing about charity is everyone can find a way to help out. Every little bit counts. With the tragedy in Haiti, lots of people are finding creative ways to raise money. The Huffington Post is reporting that Marilyn’s on Monroe in Ohio is doing a “Lap Dances for Haiti” promotion on Saturday.
Now don’t [...]
I don’t know what changed, but ever since Thanksgiving 2009, the creeping on your wife game has been turrible. Look, I know Eliot Spitzer went down hard.
But he was an elected official who got caught with a hooker….errrrr…..call girl….errrrrr….escort who flipped and turned in State’s evidence on his arse when he though he had a [...]
I was watching the Real World DC (I know, I know) and saw the saddest case of being one of Them ever. It was so sad I felt like I had so start a foundation, raise money, shine a light on the important issue, start a text messaging campaign, something. It was horrible. I was [...]
Lawyers are generally smart people. The law is generally set up to help people, but sometimes the law goes too far. As technology marches forward, there are iPods in schools to download podcasts and seminars. There are laptops and live internet connections in every classroom so students can research topics and access the files they [...]
Now see, this is why I’ve almost completely abandoned boxing. I understand that it might be a good thing for every fighter to be able to call their own shots. I understand that the fighters need to negotiate terms to protect themselves, I understand there are about 30 different weight classes in boxing, but I [...]
Tiger Woods had a single car accident on Thanksgiving morning and his life hasn’t been the same since. Do you remember when you first heard about it? When everyone thought Tiger was unconscious and bleeding from his mouth? When we didn’t know how bad the accident was or if he would ever be able to [...]
This is one part Man Up Monday, one part When Keeping it Real Goes Wrong. Last weekend Gilbert Arenas and Javaris Crittenton were in the Wizards locker room arguing about an unpaid gambling debt when Gil Arenas pulled a gun on Javaris.
He was getting loose with it too. Leaning with it, rocking with it. Apparently, [...]
We’re going to keep rolling with the UvT best of 2009 awards. It’s not Monday, but it is time for the Man Up of the Year. This year, the person who needs to Man Up above all others is Richard Heene, the dad of the balloon boy.
First of all, this dude looks like an asshole. [...]
People don’t really understand what it is like to be a Black man. I don’t go around looking for problems but sometimes things happen that just aren’t right. You don’t want to think it is racist, but you just wonder. Like when you type “why do black people” into Google, it returns the most common [...]
You know I’m down with the UFC and most things violent, but sometimes things can go too far. Arm wrasslin was cool for a total of about five minutes. Four minutes were when Over the Top with Sylvester Stallone came out. The last minute was when you heard about the arm wrestler with one big [...]
Jack Bauer might be the baddest guy out there, but here at Christmas time, he’s finally run into a force he can’t crack.
Jack got broken down there. By the way, if you ever run into Jack Bauer and he says “You’ll be safe with me, I just need to go back to CTU/FBI HQ/The White [...]
The boys here at UvT HQ love a good bet. We talk a lot of shit and there is no better way to square someone up than to put some money or some ridiculousness on the line. The bet du jour lately has been the ridiculous steak dinner. I’m talking apps, dranks, sides, dessert, all [...]
I know the GOP has sophisticated strategies, a solid worldview, and are an important part of the balance of the political structure in America, but sometimes they are just too simple. Let’s take Michael Steele, the head of the GOP for example. In recent history, the Republican party has not been very welcoming to Black [...]
Allen Iverson still thinks he’s got it. He is demanding to start, he retired when he thought he could not start. Then he went to Philly, and is trying to bring it back like it is 2000. Unfortunately…it is not.
I guess Rodney Stuckey wanted to let him know why he started over AI last year. [...]
When I saw this video, I had to assume that it was going to be the worst rap ever. I mean check out that preview. White dude, Iowa Hawkeyes themed rap. Standing on an overpass and at some unidentified warehouse making it rain. Can’t get worse. Check it out.
But it isn’t actually that bad. I [...]
As cats grow up there is one dilemma that crops up more often than it should. It seems like a simple question with a simple answer, but dudes always want to push the envelope when they shouldn’t.
Can you wife up a chick if she smashed the homey? Also known as, can you date/wife a woman [...]
I know this ran about a month ago, but if there is a better violation of Rule #1, I don’t know it.
Those cats are really committed to that performance.
-Brock
Yep, Rachel had a presser, canceled the presser and all of Tiger’s hoes are about to get PAID to STFU.
1 million dollars if you believe the reports. I guess that’s life. Tiger didn’t manage this well and now he’s gotta pay all the pipers, including Elin. Yikes.
- Lake
There are lots of reasons you shouldn’t drive a minivan. It may be the best way to ship a gang of kids around, it maybe easy to load and unload but it is the most uncool vehicle in the world. Check this video from the streets of the NYC.
Man, you really forget how much weight [...]
Wow. I’m no big fan of Mr. Tee Gray Woods. I didn’t like the way he handled that “lynch him in the alley” bs with gold analyst, Kelly Tilghman. I didn’t really get those pics of him with his Nordic Trak wifey, them off key dogs or his daughter giving the semi “tigga please” side [...]
