College Football is finally starting and I don’t know about you, but I’m ready to watch some damn football.  Alabama this, Florida that, Ohio State is probably good for winning the Big 10 and losing a national championship game again (Where the hell is OSUWill?  Remember him?)  But the best story in the nation is [...]

Now I don’t like stereotypes. I don’t like to judge people based on appearance or ethnicity alone.  I know it is wrong to stereotype people.  But there are times when you need to understand that stereotypes are based in truth.  Maybe they don’t apply all the time, but they damn sure apply some of the [...]

Those of you who read the best part of the site aka the comments know Be On It holds it down for the ladies.  It actually makes me feel bad that she goes at it damn near solo (with occasional help from Rosy F Baby), so I’ve got to drop something from the ladies perspective.  [...]

Now this is just nasty.  Long time reader SweetSexy hit me on the hotline to send me this story.
Meet Michael Edwards:

This dude has been accused of rolling up on women and randomly spraying semen into their hair and back.  What kinds of wild addiction is that and how much prep work is involved?  Is he [...]

I realized last night that this had become unintentional ass week here at Us Versus Them.  That is different from Assology week, which was two weeks ago, or Ass appreciation week which occurs every week where the moon rises in the southern sky, whenever it rains, any week when Kim Kardashian leaves her house, and [...]

If you aren’t aware of Jersey Shore, and you need to get a little primer, understand that you can catch up completely if you just use JWOWW as a metaphor for the entire show.

It attracts your attention, it is a little trashy, kinda fake, but you are going to keep coming back for more.  In [...]

Mel Gibson is one crazy dude.  This is when I think the internet isn’t a good idea, because Mel Gibson should never be allowed near a recording device ever, ever again.  That is going to make it pretty hard to make and star in movies, but at this point I think it might be worth [...]

This is way too good.  While Sarah Palin has managed to cycle herself into obscurity for the moment (other than the million people who want to use her to plug the oil spill in the Gulf).  But do you remember the most awkward family moment in the history of American politics?

Back in the wild days [...]

UvT favorite Kim Kardashian got a wax figure at Madame Tussauds last week while I was out of commission.  Let’s take a look.

That is actually pretty terrible.  Doesn’t really look like her to me.  The face must be from 2008, the J’s are high and tight, the arms are the photoshopped version.  But you know [...]

Brock has given me the honor to hit all of Team Us with a guest post and I’m bringing the heat with a full Man Up medley. There’s been a lot of tomfoolery this week in the World Cup and you know how Team Us handles tomfoolery… with a MAN UP!
First, these bum ass referees [...]

The NBA Playoffs are really kicking up now.  The Celtics are up 3-2 and every single game is an elimination game.  The Lakers caught a Man Up last week because all the role players needed to step up.  All of Us know what happened next, the Lakers did exactly what I said they were going [...]

Yes.

Now we know where the baby Jesus came from.
-Brock

I’ve watched Mike Tyson whoop ass.  I’ve watched Mike Tyson get beat.  I’ve watched Mike get fat, I’ve watched him cha-cha, and I’ve watched him on the Tyson documentary.  Mike Tyson is the official mascot of Us Versus Them and any man who was once the baddest man on the planet is always good with [...]

There are some new trends out there that are exclusively for Team Them.  They are everywhere but the worst is the mainstream growth of stripper classes.

Uh, excuse me, “pole dancing” classes.  All these spots are the same.  “Reclaim your feminine side!”, “learn how to be sexy for your husband”, “bring the spark back to your [...]

When Tiger Woods got caught for going buck wild with 14 known ladies, everyone wondered what Elin was going to do.

According to the Examiner, she is filing for divorce and is asking for $750,000,000.  If you aren’t used to counting that many zeros, that is Seven Hundred Fifty Million Dollars.  You know how ARod signed [...]

This oil spill has been going on for over a month now and I’ve been trying to ignore the thing.

It started with an explosion, and suddenly thousands of gallons of oil was pouring into the Gulf of Mexico.  Every day I think they are going to get the thing stopped.

Don’t they have plans for this [...]

LeBron just can’t win. First, he gets dismissed from the second round of the playoffs. Then he catches a Man Up Monday. Now it just keeps getting worse. The people of Cleveland decided to put together a little video on how they really felt about him. I think it is [...]

Let the great LeBron debate begin.  It all started in the pivotal Game 5 versus the Celtics.  The game where everyone thought the Chosen 1 was going to simply assert his will on the game.  A game that wouldn’t have even been pivotal if it wasn’t for an once in a generation performance from Rajon [...]

2009 UvT Commenter of the Year and all things Philly fan Ian M. Summers hit me a few days ago to nominate the Boston Bruins for Man Up Monday.  My first thought was, they still play hockey?  My second thought was, I don’t even know where Versus or OLN are on my DirecTv, how am [...]

Cadbury in England got people to take the “Flake 99 Challenge”.  It is a funny little game where you challenge people to eat an ice cream cone on a roller coaster complete with flips, huge hills and a spin at the end where you repeat the whole track backwards.  Sounds like a great fun little [...]

Us Versus Them has a long love of people being hit by the taser.  There was the crazy dude who ran from the cops.  Then there is the always popular taser cam.  TASAH, TASAH, TASAH!  Granny taser.  A Taser compendium.  The always classic “Don’t Tase Me Bro“.
Now there is a new classic.  The actual taser [...]

I usually don’t watch The Hills, but with Heidi Montag dropping a whole new body on em, I had to check it out.  Especially once I saw the promo and found out this was her new and improved “crying” face.

Yikes.  Apparently they were unable to restore all movement.  The other emotional expressions this exact same [...]

I’m pretty sure this terrifies me…

First the KFC Double Down hits the streets, and now this.  So many questions…
Does that biscuit dispenser really have a stack of biscuits that you pull out one at a time like an upside down Pez dispenser?
What keeping that gravy from turning back into a block of lard?
Does anyone really [...]

Tiger, Tiger, Tiger.  All things considered, he’s actually playing things pretty well so far.  Except those wild ass text messages he sent all his ladies, he’s tried to attack things in a pretty straight forward manner.
1. He disappeared while he got his stuff together.  Win for Tiger because a leaked picture of his (allegedly) busted [...]

Now see, I know Us Versus Them is a movement, but now we’re just getting swagger jacked.  I think G the Intern is the only person I know that actually watches this show.

That is just a blatant jack right there.  For some old remake alien show where the aliens haven’t even showed up yet.  I [...]