They say that love hurts, and I guess fake love hurts too.  Usually Lake covers this kind of stuff, but he left UvT HQ early today to “Rock the Hoes” and encourage them to get involved with his “Presidential Erection”.
Anyway…DeAnna Pappas just didn’t want to hurt anyone.  Well I guess that only counts when the [...]

Lake was right dammit.  I don’t watch the damn Bachelor, but I know that Lake’s post started a damn outrage.  No one understood why DeAnna went for the free-spirited snowboarder.  We’ll the crack staff at Us Versus Them dug up the real deal.

Don’t be surprised if she ask where da cash at?
So the snowboarder is [...]

Hey, I recognize that it’s pretty terrible that I actually watched the finale of “The Bachelorette,” but there is just something about tv personalities claiming to be “in love” after hitting in the fantasy suite errr spending days upon days in romantic settings with cameras everywhere that brings a smile to my face.

And after all, [...]

Aside from the fact that he’s got a brother named Chad (I never did understand that corny rhyming named twins thing) this cat Brad Womack, the Bachelor, has to go up there as one of the best reality stars ever.

For real dough, you just gotta etch his name in that Reality TV Stanley Cup right [...]

Hey, I like the Bachelor because they just keep it so basic and good with the hard bodies and solid superficiality. As a dude you just get to look at babes, who are in the best shape of their lives, run around in sexy dresses and bikinis en route to that fantasy suite, so [...]

Andrew Firestone, the tire/wine kingpin and former star of the reality tv show, The Bachelor, is engaged…again. You may recall that Andrew was engaged to The Bachelor/The Bachelorette good girl, Jen Schefft back on Season 3 of the show.

Well now with Beyonce’s smash hit “Upgrade” playing in his ears, ole Drew went ahead and [...]