Levi and Bristol Palin – STOP IT’S THA MOTHAF*$&IN REMIX!!!
Posted by Brock Hardon | Thursday, July 15th, 2010

This is way too good.  While Sarah Palin has managed to cycle herself into obscurity for the moment (other than the million people who want to use her to plug the oil spill in the Gulf).  But do you remember the most awkward family moment in the history of American politics?

Back in the wild days [...]

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Elin Woods Is Back…And She Wants Almost A Billion!
Posted by Brock Hardon | Thursday, May 27th, 2010

When Tiger Woods got caught for going buck wild with 14 known ladies, everyone wondered what Elin was going to do.

According to the Examiner, she is filing for divorce and is asking for $750,000,000.  If you aren’t used to counting that many zeros, that is Seven Hundred Fifty Million Dollars.  You know how ARod signed [...]

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Heeeeere’s Johnny’s Baby Mama!
Posted by Brock Hardon | Tuesday, March 16th, 2010

People forget that John Edwards got his sex scandal on before Tiger Woods.  (Is John Edwards also a sex addict?)  Can you imagine if this guy was actually President or if he was in the home stretch to with the office when this came out?  It would have been the wildest story ever.  But instead, [...]

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The Bachelorette: DeAnna and Jesse Break Up!
Posted by Brock Hardon | Tuesday, November 4th, 2008

They say that love hurts, and I guess fake love hurts too.  Usually Lake covers this kind of stuff, but he left UvT HQ early today to “Rock the Hoes” and encourage them to get involved with his “Presidential Erection”.
Anyway…DeAnna Pappas just didn’t want to hurt anyone.  Well I guess that only counts when the [...]

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The Bachelorette: DeAnna is just like the rest of em…
Posted by Brock Hardon | Friday, August 8th, 2008

Lake was right dammit.  I don’t watch the damn Bachelor, but I know that Lake’s post started a damn outrage.  No one understood why DeAnna went for the free-spirited snowboarder.  We’ll the crack staff at Us Versus Them dug up the real deal.

Don’t be surprised if she ask where da cash at?
So the snowboarder is [...]


The Bachelorette Season Finale: Deanna Pappas Picks…..Jesse?
Posted by Lake Arlington | Tuesday, July 8th, 2008

Hey, I recognize that it’s pretty terrible that I actually watched the finale of “The Bachelorette,” but there is just something about tv personalities claiming to be “in love” after hitting in the fantasy suite errr spending days upon days in romantic settings with cameras everywhere that brings a smile to my face.

And after all, [...]


The best Bachelor ever: Brad Womack is ICY…
Posted by Lake Arlington | Wednesday, November 21st, 2007

Aside from the fact that he’s got a brother named Chad (I never did understand that corny rhyming named twins thing) this cat Brad Womack, the Bachelor, has to go up there as one of the best reality stars ever.

For real dough, you just gotta etch his name in that Reality TV Stanley Cup right [...]


The Bachelor episode 4 roundup, Blondie loses it
Posted by Lake Arlington | Tuesday, October 23rd, 2007

Hey, I like the Bachelor because they just keep it so basic and good with the hard bodies and solid superficiality. As a dude you just get to look at babes, who are in the best shape of their lives, run around in sexy dresses and bikinis en route to that fantasy suite, so [...]


Firestone bags himself a babe
Posted by Lake Arlington | Tuesday, October 2nd, 2007

Andrew Firestone, the tire/wine kingpin and former star of the reality tv show, The Bachelor, is engaged…again. You may recall that Andrew was engaged to The Bachelor/The Bachelorette good girl, Jen Schefft back on Season 3 of the show.

Well now with Beyonce’s smash hit “Upgrade” playing in his ears, ole Drew went ahead and [...]