Those of you who follow me on Twitter already know I’m an undercover sneaker head.  I’m not a crazy color cat who will cop these:

Although I’m sure rainbow colored, green gel bottomed, patent leathered out toe Nike Dunks are hot somewhere, they aren’t hot on the feet of your boy Brock.  But I do own [...]

Photography is a wonderful thing.  It can capture a moment, it can inspire, it can conjure up tremendous emotion in the viewer.  In the right hands a camera can create incredible art out of everyday life.  I often wonder what people on vacations are trying to remember as they walk down a side walk snapping [...]

I had to make up for one of my transgressions yesterday but putting up a quick Kenya Moore shot to cleanse the proverbial palette.  I guess I did the right thing because it united two rivals in the comments, so I had to post a few more.

Now see, I understand that Smooth Magazine stands for [...]

This weekend I was working on the Ten  Ass Commandments, and I’ve finished laying down these hot lyrics.  But then something started firing in on the hotline and we had some breaking news that is pushing everything else to the back burner.  What was the breaking news?  Apparently Christina Milian is recovering from her breakup [...]

I keep coming up with new names for Kim Kardashian’s arse.  Last week it was the Halley’s comet booty.  A once in a lifetime phenomenon.  Kim, we need one more look at angle 2.

Today, I got about 20 messages, tweets and emails this morning sending me to this shot.  The Dan Patrick Booty, you can’t [...]

If you aren’t aware of Jersey Shore, and you need to get a little primer, understand that you can catch up completely if you just use JWOWW as a metaphor for the entire show.

It attracts your attention, it is a little trashy, kinda fake, but you are going to keep coming back for more.  In [...]

I don’t know when Kim Kardashian made her deal with the devil, or how she is able to rise to a new peak of sexy every 4-5 months but she does it somehow.  I’m not going to question my own eyes.  This is not a studio pic.  This is a woman walking into a wedding [...]

Spain is facing the Netherlands for the World Cup in just a few days, and Evan Markert hasn’t sent any more legitimate World Cup analysis, so I’ve got to post what I’ve got.
Some shady non-touched up pictures of Rosa Acosta holding an official World Cup soccer ball in some draws and some high socks.

She is [...]

Facebook is good for a few things.  Keeping up with people you normally wouldn’t see or stay in touch with, having conversations with everyone you know at the same time, networking, and keeping tabs on your ex-girlfriends.  Sure there are lots of reasons to do it.  See if she is still looking good.  Checking out [...]

They have been playing a lot of soccer over the last 5 days, and I have to admit, I’m not too excited about it yet.  I’ll watch the next U.S. game, but until we get down to 16, it probably isn’t going to be too exciting.  I’ll tell you what is exciting, the fans of [...]

If you are going to call yourself Jessica Rabbit, you have a lot to live up to.  I don’t know where Roger Rabbit falls on the UvT scale of 1-10 for men, but Jessica was bad for a cartoon.

So when these internet chicks think they are rocking some phenomenal curves, they hit themselves with the [...]

Yes.

Now we know where the baby Jesus came from.
-Brock

Hell no.
You think JFK wasn’t hitting Marilyn Monroe?  You think he would have apologized to the world while he looked sad for hitting the baddest woman on the planet?  That is nothing but a lie.  Look, Bill Clinton gets caught slumpbusting with Monica Lewinsky, yeah, that shit is embarrassing.  I’d want to blame that one [...]

Meet Sophie Turner:
I know what you are thinking.  Brock, why are you hitting us with a standard issue blonde?  Who the hell is this chick.  Well if you don’t know, now you know.  Sophie is an Australian Supermodel and I knew there was a reason I always thought the Australians had good taste.  They appreciate [...]

What do you get when you mix a tropical location, a bunch of matching outfits, and a gaggle of women who look like they check the “other” box on their Census forms?
You get this:

There is something to be said for putting women in the same outfit, it makes them all look better.  The chick on [...]

Us Versus Them isn’t just about Sports, Talkin’ Shit and Booty.  We’ve got culture too.  J. Scott Campbell has always been a genius.  He did work on Gen-13, he did work on Danger Girl, and he has one of the most distinctive comic styles of the last 20 years.  He has a very distinctive comic [...]

When Lisa Raye hit the scene back in Players Ball, I assumed that she was damn near playing her own life story.  She was a really, really convincing stripper.  Now I am a black man, but I have never actually bought an issue of “Black Men” magazine.  But looking at this cover, I can’t reconcile [...]

We can’t get away from princess Leia here at Us Versus Them.  We had the original Princess Leia Pillow Fight post.  That brought on the UvT vision version of the picture.

Then Oh Hail Naw up there struck back.  And she hit us with the alternate angles on it.  She hit your boy Brock with the [...]

I don’t know how I haven’t gotten here sooner, but Dania Ramirez is bad as hell.

And I’m not just saying that because she has an excellent side J game going.  I know I’ve seen her before, but that dress definitely made me bring her to your attention right now.

In my imagination, that J on my [...]

I got this video sent to me about a dozen times today with one simple instruction:
Watch this.
So now I give you the same instruction.
Watch This.

I only have one thing to say about that.

I’m gonna do my best to put that into UvT vision, but the whole damn thing is in UvT vision.
0:00 — Damn that [...]

Warning: You are at work.  You’re reading your favorite blog.  There is no technical nudity below…but you really don’t want to start arguing technicalities if someone walks by, do you?  So yeah, this is NSFW.
I don’t know about show business, but the ho business is rolling pretty strong right now.  Is this the new version [...]

Usually the tenets of Assology demand that I only discuss a certain type of ass.  Assology 101 covered the basics.  The Negative Arse, the Muffin Top, and the Athletic Ass, and the Stacked too tight in those jeans ass.  Assology 103 covered the Unexpected Ass…like Mena Suvari.  But Kim Kardashian just showed up in some [...]

According to my stats the top two searches are for “Nicki Minaj” and “Erykah Badu Ass”.  1. Now you know the kind of company you all keep.  2. I guess it is good to know why people like you.  Since I already covered Erykah’s tail piece a few days ago, I guess Nicki can get [...]

I’ve got some new heat for Us Versus Them.  Now, I heard this song in the background a few times, but when I really put it in the lab, I found out Ke$ha was really bringing that heat.  Let’s just run this Tik Tok as soundtrack to the rest of the post.

Now when I heard [...]

People on Twitter and hitting me on the email have been positively clamoring over the new Erykah Badu “Window Seat” video.  I was wondering why, and then I heard she got buck naked in it.

so you know I had to watch…

I don’t know about you, but I felt a little cheated by the blurryness.  Does [...]