I know, I know.  Brock, what is up with the Rihanna obsession?  You named her UvT Lady of the year, you drop her on the site every three weeks, you even pumped her up for actual music.  Well I can’t help it.  She continues to impress and surprise.  Like this for instance.  She shows up [...]

If UvT existed in the late 90’s, I’m pretty sure every other day we would have been dropping these.

JLo was a force of nature.  I’m talking Diddy JLo, not Ben Affleck JLo and definitely not Mark Anthony JLo.  Can you take a moment to look at that picture up there?  I almost forgot about the [...]

I talked about the American Apparel contest a few weeks ago and the time for submissions is over.  Of course if there are any women who feel the need to enter a best bottom contest, please feel free to let me know.  But here is the winner for the internet voting.

Dammit, I can’t argue with [...]

If You like PTI as much as I do, you might notice that Tony Kornheiser is not there this week.  No, he isn’t taking one of his ridiculously long vacations where Mike Wilbon makes fun of him everyday, he’s taking that forced vacation because he made the wrong joke at the wrong time against one [...]

One of my boys once told me that he liked to date Indian girls.  When I asked him why, he said it was because they “look just like hot light skinned black girls.  Brown skin, long straight hair, European features, they already have the total package everyone works so hard to find.”
I laughed, and disagreed, [...]

I’m beginning to lose patience with Kim K and these off key outfits she’s rocking.  Just so everyone knows, we here at UvT are NOT fooled.  We know that cover-up aint no fashion statement.  Hells, no.  It’s covering up the price of maintaining a hydro gel free arse piece!

Hey Be On It, you think Kim’s [...]

There are only a few chicks a UvT that cause more controversy than Dawn Richard from Danity Kane, Dirty Money and Making the Band.  We’ve covered the pros…we’ve covered the cons.  I think she’s sexy.  I think Lake fell in love when he saw this:

Yet there are still haters ladies of UvT who say this [...]

Look you know Rihanna can’t dance.  We even wrote a whole post about it back in the day.  She knows her limitations though, and so she made up for it in pure buck nakedness and effort and still took UvT lady of the year.  Well she’s got a new video out and she might not [...]

The great thing about charity is everyone can find a way to help out.  Every little bit counts.  With the tragedy in Haiti, lots of people are finding creative ways to raise money.  The Huffington Post is reporting that Marilyn’s on Monroe in Ohio is doing a “Lap Dances for Haiti” promotion on Saturday.

Now don’t [...]

I’m just saying, they might be the same chick.  Apparently Katy Perry was the one on American Idol last night.

And Zooey Deschanel has been in every movie I’ve watched in the last week ((500) Days of summer and Yes Man if you care).

Dark hair, big eyes and big…uhhhh…eyes.  They might rip the time space continuum [...]

Warren Sapp must be down with UvT, because he definitely likes the Dos Beckys.

Unfortunately this version of Dos Beckys may actually add up to 4.  Yeesh.  Step yo game up Sapp!
-Brock

You know we bring the jokes, we bring the politics, and we make sure we call out all of Them, but as the resident assologist you know we also have to bring the ladies.  So you know we’ve got to have an award for UvT Quality chick of the Year.  In my mind there is [...]

Three things get counted when assessing the UvT man of the year: your stacks, your lady, and your swagger.

I don’t know what kind of conversations go on in the T family, but they seem to have a challenge understanding where they fit in the world.  Sure, Ice T had a good gimmick back in the day.

You gotta respect a permed out, West Coast gangster rapper who starred in New Jack City.  But Ice [...]

As cats grow up there is one dilemma that crops up more often than it should.  It seems like a simple question with a simple answer, but dudes always want to push the envelope when they shouldn’t.
Can you wife up a chick if she smashed the homey?  Also known as, can you date/wife a woman [...]

Ever since I met Melyssa Ford, I knew she was a beast.  But who would of thought that she could make that crazy body even more freaky.

Dude, pretty crazy.  And just in case you don’t think there’s depth to that roundness.  Think again.

Damn.  Anyway, I remember this clown from the Real Housewives of ATL show.  [...]

Yep, Rachel had a presser, canceled the presser and all of Tiger’s hoes are about to get PAID to STFU.

1 million dollars if you believe the reports.  I guess that’s life.  Tiger didn’t manage this well and now he’s gotta pay all the pipers, including Elin.  Yikes.
- Lake

I’m in a Throwback UvT Quality mood right now, so I’ve got to go back to one of the universal classics.  Rachel Stuart from Caribbean Rhythms.

I damn near don’t remember what was on Caribbean Rhythms.  I assume they hit me with some Shabba Ranks.  SHABBA!  Then some Maxi Priest and Shabba.  Followed by some Mr. [...]

It’s hard to argue with the dawn of the thick white woman.  I think most people would tell you it’s been a good thing.

Well, almost everyone.  But still, I can tell you positively that the thick white woman has been great for my life.

Really really Fing GREAT.

I mean, there was a time (very recent I [...]

I remember back in college myself and my peoples had a few rules to keep everyone in line and on task.  The rules weren’t/aren’t (they’re still in effect) all that PC and they definitely aren’t progressive, but hey, they at least kept everyone honest.
Rule No. 1 – “No Gay Sh!t” -

If you read the site, [...]

Now normally I don’t hit you with a mid-day update, but this is too good to wait.  Who comes up with this stuff, who signed off on this, and can I have a job.

At first only the clapping sounds were unexpected, but then the full on ass-clappities just blew me away. Some CGI dude was [...]

I’m not going to lie, Katie Couric is the only reason the Today show was remotely bearable back in the day.  I’m usually a Sportscenter guy in the morning anyway, but sometimes you need the news.  Local news is all murders, accidents, local scandal and weather, so I need a little national perspective every once [...]

Now see, you try to do something for the people, and some big celebrity comes along and jacks your style.  Lake and I have been working on the 100% guaranteed Ho Brand Condoms for years and finally hit the streets two months ago.  You know we stay between you and those hos.  We had the nilla please [...]

Just because Us Versus Them has only been around for 2 1/2 years doesn’t mean that we need to only talk about ladies who have been around for the last two years.  For all the love we give, Kim Kardashian, Christina Milian, Rihanna and Rosa Acosta, they aren’t the only bad chicks that ever existed.  [...]

Preface:
Best.  Sex.  Tape.  EVA!!!!
Let me just say as a starter, this is a MUST SEE Sex Tape because both these babes really….I mean REALLY know how to handle themselves.  Holy smokes.  They look alike but believe me, there is a ring leader and her name is Anya Ayoung Chee aka Miss Trinidad & Tobago!!!!  But [...]