This UvT thing has gotten so deep I forget how easy it is supposed to be.  Us.  Versus.  Them.  Easy concept, so we are taking it back to its roots.  Big ass pictures to let you know how to tell Team Us from Team Them.  So here we go.  I’m giving you a two-fer on [...]

I keep coming up with new names for Kim Kardashian’s arse.  Last week it was the Halley’s comet booty.  A once in a lifetime phenomenon.  Kim, we need one more look at angle 2.

Today, I got about 20 messages, tweets and emails this morning sending me to this shot.  The Dan Patrick Booty, you can’t [...]

If you aren’t aware of Jersey Shore, and you need to get a little primer, understand that you can catch up completely if you just use JWOWW as a metaphor for the entire show.

It attracts your attention, it is a little trashy, kinda fake, but you are going to keep coming back for more.  In [...]

I don’t know when Kim Kardashian made her deal with the devil, or how she is able to rise to a new peak of sexy every 4-5 months but she does it somehow.  I’m not going to question my own eyes.  This is not a studio pic.  This is a woman walking into a wedding [...]

UvT favorite Kim Kardashian got a wax figure at Madame Tussauds last week while I was out of commission.  Let’s take a look.

That is actually pretty terrible.  Doesn’t really look like her to me.  The face must be from 2008, the J’s are high and tight, the arms are the photoshopped version.  But you know [...]

Usually the tenets of Assology demand that I only discuss a certain type of ass.  Assology 101 covered the basics.  The Negative Arse, the Muffin Top, and the Athletic Ass, and the Stacked too tight in those jeans ass.  Assology 103 covered the Unexpected Ass…like Mena Suvari.  But Kim Kardashian just showed up in some [...]

I’ve got some new heat for Us Versus Them.  Now, I heard this song in the background a few times, but when I really put it in the lab, I found out Ke$ha was really bringing that heat.  Let’s just run this Tik Tok as soundtrack to the rest of the post.

Now when I heard [...]

Lake didn’t have any explanation to go with these photos.  I think I know why.  He found the best looking pics of Coco T ever.  No further words needed.
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Okay, I lied.  What the hell is going on in that upper crack area?  There is some sort of booty shelf at the top that is completely [...]

I talked about the American Apparel contest a few weeks ago and the time for submissions is over.  Of course if there are any women who feel the need to enter a best bottom contest, please feel free to let me know.  But here is the winner for the internet voting.

Dammit, I can’t argue with [...]

I’m beginning to lose patience with Kim K and these off key outfits she’s rocking.  Just so everyone knows, we here at UvT are NOT fooled.  We know that cover-up aint no fashion statement.  Hells, no.  It’s covering up the price of maintaining a hydro gel free arse piece!

Hey Be On It, you think Kim’s [...]

I don’t know what kind of conversations go on in the T family, but they seem to have a challenge understanding where they fit in the world.  Sure, Ice T had a good gimmick back in the day.

You gotta respect a permed out, West Coast gangster rapper who starred in New Jack City.  But Ice [...]

It’s hard to argue with the dawn of the thick white woman.  I think most people would tell you it’s been a good thing.

Well, almost everyone.  But still, I can tell you positively that the thick white woman has been great for my life.

Really really Fing GREAT.

I mean, there was a time (very recent I [...]

I know there is a Lady Gaga controversy over whether or not she has an extra….uh Fail Tail in the front, so to speak.  You know you are dealing with a crazy chick when she’s willing to rock a FUPA on purpose.  Now I don’t know if Gaga can sing “Have a Baby By Me [...]

Is it ok to wear white after Labor Day?

How about now?  thx
- Lake

Kelly Anne was on a garbage season of Real World in Australia, but there was one thing I noticed about her immediately.

She dropped that gem in her audition tape.  She was really working with some non-traditional equipment on that one.  I know that joint is a little blurry, but it lets you know all you [...]

Deepak Chopra is a spiritual leader, an author, a leader…an enlightened man who encourages everyone to find a way to be the best of themselves.

But he still knows UvT Quality when he sees it.
Deepak getting it in!
-Brock

UvT was in Charlotte NC this weekend.  We met up with a few readers.  It’s crazy to talk to cats who read the site.  Anyway, shout out to “Bill Parcels” from the comments.  Ha  Hilarious.  Anyway, I had a few convos and cats were talking about how Kim K wasn’t really that bad, etc. etc.  [...]

Us Versus Them picks favorites and we don’t make any excuses for it.  Early on we came with Kim Kardashian, and now we are on an Amber Rose appreciation streak.  So here it is, the old school vs. the new school, Amber Rose vs. Kimmy K.  To be the best, you’ve got to beat the [...]

Not much to write about here today.  Oh, there was Britney Spears’ bikini arse piece that kinda stuck out in the HNIC’s mind…..(yep, Head Nilla in Charge, that’s me).  Peep it:

Dammit if that lil side loop-buckle aint crying out for reinforcements!!! Jeez.   Sleek like a Jaguar… And I’m not talking about Range Rover Jr. Jr. [...]

I haven’t hit the faithful readers of Us Versus Them with a good Assology post in a long time, so this is long overdue.  Sometimes a tail is just unexplainable.  Sure, I usually focus on the spectacular tail, but there is so much variety out there that you really see something and you just don’t [...]

I feel like Kim K’s tail is like Tiger Woods’ golf game.  Even in the face of the entire Hollywood scene, if you line up Kim K vs. the field, 9 times out of 10 times she’s going to win.

Damn I love them. eer..shoes.  But on the real, go back and peep that J to [...]

There are lots of reasons to love summer.  But I just found one more.  Last Summer I hit you with Assology 103: Unexpected Ass.  Now I come to find out that Mena here goes on vacation every summer, and she still brings the heat.  Let’s start with the mystery shot from the grassy knoll.

Damn.  We’re [...]

One great thing I love about the internets is how everyone with ANY kind of fringe talent gets a chance to sell their wares.  This is especially true for the previously ostracized “whooty” aka white girl with a booty.  Anyway, she’s all over the place looking for a come up.  And while this chick has [...]

Now I’ve never been a big Vanessa Minnillo dude.  She’s a cute girl but other than that picture of her and Lindsay Lohan playing with knives, I’ve never really found her intriguing.  Although, knives and sex faces?  I at least want to know more about a young lady that thinks those two things go together.  [...]

I’m a staunch believer in evolution.  Darwin was that first HNIC for me, Head Nilla in Charge.  He really hit the nail on the head when he realized that substandard sh*t would be replaced by better suited versions of their predecessors.  The arse is no exception.  We (white folks that is) have come a LOOOONG [...]