I talked about the American Apparel contest a few weeks ago and the time for submissions is over. Of course if there are any women who feel the need to enter a best bottom contest, please feel free to let me know. But here is the winner for the internet voting.
Dammit, I can’t argue with [...]
I’m beginning to lose patience with Kim K and these off key outfits she’s rocking. Just so everyone knows, we here at UvT are NOT fooled. We know that cover-up aint no fashion statement. Hells, no. It’s covering up the price of maintaining a hydro gel free arse piece!
Hey Be On It, you think Kim’s [...]
I don’t know what kind of conversations go on in the T family, but they seem to have a challenge understanding where they fit in the world. Sure, Ice T had a good gimmick back in the day.
You gotta respect a permed out, West Coast gangster rapper who starred in New Jack City. But Ice [...]
It’s hard to argue with the dawn of the thick white woman. I think most people would tell you it’s been a good thing.
Well, almost everyone. But still, I can tell you positively that the thick white woman has been great for my life.
Really really Fing GREAT.
I mean, there was a time (very recent I [...]
I know there is a Lady Gaga controversy over whether or not she has an extra….uh Fail Tail in the front, so to speak. You know you are dealing with a crazy chick when she’s willing to rock a FUPA on purpose. Now I don’t know if Gaga can sing “Have a Baby By Me [...]
Is it ok to wear white after Labor Day?
How about now? thx
- Lake
Kelly Anne was on a garbage season of Real World in Australia, but there was one thing I noticed about her immediately.
She dropped that gem in her audition tape. She was really working with some non-traditional equipment on that one. I know that joint is a little blurry, but it lets you know all you [...]
Deepak Chopra is a spiritual leader, an author, a leader…an enlightened man who encourages everyone to find a way to be the best of themselves.
But he still knows UvT Quality when he sees it.
Deepak getting it in!
-Brock
UvT was in Charlotte NC this weekend. We met up with a few readers. It’s crazy to talk to cats who read the site. Anyway, shout out to “Bill Parcels” from the comments. Ha Hilarious. Anyway, I had a few convos and cats were talking about how Kim K wasn’t really that bad, etc. etc. [...]
Us Versus Them picks favorites and we don’t make any excuses for it. Early on we came with Kim Kardashian, and now we are on an Amber Rose appreciation streak. So here it is, the old school vs. the new school, Amber Rose vs. Kimmy K. To be the best, you’ve got to beat the [...]
Not much to write about here today. Oh, there was Britney Spears’ bikini arse piece that kinda stuck out in the HNIC’s mind…..(yep, Head Nilla in Charge, that’s me). Peep it:
Dammit if that lil side loop-buckle aint crying out for reinforcements!!! Jeez. Sleek like a Jaguar… And I’m not talking about Range Rover Jr. Jr. [...]
I haven’t hit the faithful readers of Us Versus Them with a good Assology post in a long time, so this is long overdue. Sometimes a tail is just unexplainable. Sure, I usually focus on the spectacular tail, but there is so much variety out there that you really see something and you just don’t [...]
I feel like Kim K’s tail is like Tiger Woods’ golf game. Even in the face of the entire Hollywood scene, if you line up Kim K vs. the field, 9 times out of 10 times she’s going to win.
Damn I love them. eer..shoes. But on the real, go back and peep that J to [...]
There are lots of reasons to love summer. But I just found one more. Last Summer I hit you with Assology 103: Unexpected Ass. Now I come to find out that Mena here goes on vacation every summer, and she still brings the heat. Let’s start with the mystery shot from the grassy knoll.
Damn. We’re [...]
One great thing I love about the internets is how everyone with ANY kind of fringe talent gets a chance to sell their wares. This is especially true for the previously ostracized “whooty” aka white girl with a booty. Anyway, she’s all over the place looking for a come up. And while this chick has [...]
Now I’ve never been a big Vanessa Minnillo dude. She’s a cute girl but other than that picture of her and Lindsay Lohan playing with knives, I’ve never really found her intriguing. Although, knives and sex faces? I at least want to know more about a young lady that thinks those two things go together. [...]
I’m a staunch believer in evolution. Darwin was that first HNIC for me, Head Nilla in Charge. He really hit the nail on the head when he realized that substandard sh*t would be replaced by better suited versions of their predecessors. The arse is no exception. We (white folks that is) have come a LOOOONG [...]
I don’t really know her music. My fellow nilla in blogging Oliver Wrist first put me on. I tried to ignore it. But now I gotta admit it. This chick, who is shockingly of American stock (I figured she was some euro trash freak), has some real deal thick white woman whooty ass that needs [...]
I’ve noticed a bit of a trend. The wonderful shrinking bikini! First it started in Brazil.
And I mean, it just is what it is right? But now you see it in the good ole USA…
whoa…. USA, USA, USA….
I know, I know ladies, men won’t be satisfied until women are basically walking around naked.
Correct.
- Lake
First up, now I can’t say whether or not this is a hidden fail tail like Brooke Hogan, but these thighs are crazy.
I have to imagine that she’s working with something.
Side note, did you hear that Futurama is back? Can’t wait!
And for that fantasy freaks out there.
Is that what they mean when they say draggin [...]
Oliver Wrist aka Nickel Plated Bama found this chick a few weeks ago and went on and declared her the new day whooty.
I have to admit, that waist to tail ratio is completely bananas. She probably had to get the J’s done just so she didn’t look completely ridiculous. Those hips are crazy though. But [...]
For this post, I’d prefer that you hit up “Amazing” by Kanye. See, that “Ye” album does have it’s purposes. Click here and then keep reading.
Anyway, here is the newest of the Thick White Woman brigade, Amie the Amazing!
And if you think I posted this frontal, angle 3 pic just so I could use that [...]
It kind of goes without saying, but since Mr. JT has recently been back in the news for all this FCC/Supreme Court stuff, I figured I’d just reiterate it. I mean, is there anything this cat hasn’t done?
I mean, he’s the one who pulled that J out, but nobody ever blamed him. Nah, it’s gotta [...]
Yall remember Six from Blossom.
Well maybe you don’t, but if you did catch the show a few times and had a good eye, you saw something a little bit different about her from day 1.
Bang! Correct. And it’s always been there. Not convinced? F*ck angle two, I’m about to give you angles 2-8, in all [...]
