Mar
11
Lake didn’t have any explanation to go with these photos. I think I know why. He found the best looking pics of Coco T ever. No further words needed.
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Okay, I lied. What the hell is going on in that upper crack area? There is some sort of booty shelf at the top that is completely [...]
Mar
10
I know, I know. Brock, what is up with the Rihanna obsession? You named her UvT Lady of the year, you drop her on the site every three weeks, you even pumped her up for actual music. Well I can’t help it. She continues to impress and surprise. Like this for instance. She shows up [...]
Tags: hot ladies, Rihanna, Rihanna ass, Rihanna sexy., Rihanna tight dress, Tight clothes
Mar
9
If UvT existed in the late 90’s, I’m pretty sure every other day we would have been dropping these.
JLo was a force of nature. I’m talking Diddy JLo, not Ben Affleck JLo and definitely not Mark Anthony JLo. Can you take a moment to look at that picture up there? I almost forgot about the [...]
Tags: Angle 2, arse, booty, butts, Jennifer Lopez, Jennifer Lopez Grammy Dress, JLo, Oscar Dress, Tail
Feb
26
I talked about the American Apparel contest a few weeks ago and the time for submissions is over. Of course if there are any women who feel the need to enter a best bottom contest, please feel free to let me know. But here is the winner for the internet voting.
Dammit, I can’t argue with [...]
Tags: American Apparel, ass, Best Booty, Best Bottom Contest 2010, butts, Dov Charney, Tail
Jan
20
I’m not gonna lie, my powers of assology sometimes surprise even me. For instance, I was surfing the net a few days ago when I came across a picture that was literally this size.
Thought #1: Damn, that chick is thick.
Thought #2: That has to be Beyonce. No one else has legs like that. I was [...]
Tags: Beyonce, Beyonce sexy, Beyonce's Thighs
Dec
30
You know we bring the jokes, we bring the politics, and we make sure we call out all of Them, but as the resident assologist you know we also have to bring the ladies. So you know we’ve got to have an award for UvT Quality chick of the Year. In my mind there is [...]
Tags: ladies, Rihanna, Sexy, UvT News, UvT Quality of the Year
Dec
7
Ever since I met Melyssa Ford, I knew she was a beast. But who would of thought that she could make that crazy body even more freaky.
Dude, pretty crazy. And just in case you don’t think there’s depth to that roundness. Think again.
Damn. Anyway, I remember this clown from the Real Housewives of ATL show. [...]
Nov
20
I know there is a Lady Gaga controversy over whether or not she has an extra….uh Fail Tail in the front, so to speak. You know you are dealing with a crazy chick when she’s willing to rock a FUPA on purpose. Now I don’t know if Gaga can sing “Have a Baby By Me [...]
Tags: Beyonce, booty, Lady Gaga, Thickness, Video Phone
Nov
17
Man, people have been begging Lake and I to take a look at Nicki Minaj. G the Intern hit us up everyday for about a week. Running up in the spot like “y’all see this?”, “is she bad?”, “can she rap?”, “did you see angle 2″? Well damn G, I guess after all the hard [...]
Tags: Nicki Minaj, Rappers, UvT, UvT Quality Chick?
Nov
6
It’s Friday, so why not get semi-NSFW. This Vida Guerra workout video is old, but good. It’s fairly aggressive. Check it out.
Damn. Let’s get it. Somehow that tail never gets old to me.
- Lake
Tags: Kanye's workout plan, Lake don't work on Fridays
Oct
20
UvT was in Charlotte NC this weekend. We met up with a few readers. It’s crazy to talk to cats who read the site. Anyway, shout out to “Bill Parcels” from the comments. Ha Hilarious. Anyway, I had a few convos and cats were talking about how Kim K wasn’t really that bad, etc. etc. [...]
Tags: Kim Kardashian, Kourtney Kardashian
Oct
9
I’m reality TV junkie, but even I can admit that the VH1 version of reality TV, especially the “I Love” shows are complete garbage. Flavor of Love was a joke, but it was actually pretty entertaining, and it gave us Hoopz, so not a complete loss. (Although it also gave us New York, so you [...]
Oct
7
I was talking to my friend, Jabs, today online. She hits me with random sh*t here and there, so she says, “I just bought a pair of liquid leggings.” Ok. So of course, I immediately went to google to see what they were, after all, I’m a man, I don’t know that sh*t, keepin’ it [...]
Tags: liquid leggings, liquid leggings are hot, we smoke the dope we drink the wine
Sep
14
When you dominate and you are the best, haters come from all angles. So Serena Williams was out there doing her thing, dominating, when some wildness went down at the U.S. Open.
Serena was in a barn burner with Kim Clijsters, and trying to come from behind, when she was called for a double foot fault [...]
Tags: Man Up Monday, Serena Williams fight, Serena Williams US Open disqualification, Sports, Tennis, Women's tennis
Aug
24
I’ve been pretty busy. Almost too busy to post. But you best believe I saw these shots of the Ladies of Rocafella Records. I mean, my word. First let’s start with the Godfather of the whole damn thing, Jay Z.
I mean, plenty of cats call this dude Joseph Camel and for good reason. He aint [...]
Aug
11
Now we all you you can gain ass like a mofo (if you build it, we will come), but I never really thought you could lose what the good lawd had given you. That was, until I thought for a second that JLo had lost her’s.
I mean, who knows (not me), maybe after child birth [...]
Jul
30
I haven’t hit the faithful readers of Us Versus Them with a good Assology post in a long time, so this is long overdue. Sometimes a tail is just unexplainable. Sure, I usually focus on the spectacular tail, but there is so much variety out there that you really see something and you just don’t [...]
Tags: Ali Larter butt, Assology, booty, butts, Tail, Thick Asian Woman, thick white woman
Jul
14
I feel like Kim K’s tail is like Tiger Woods’ golf game. Even in the face of the entire Hollywood scene, if you line up Kim K vs. the field, 9 times out of 10 times she’s going to win.
Damn I love them. eer..shoes. But on the real, go back and peep that J to [...]
Jul
10
There are lots of reasons to love summer. But I just found one more. Last Summer I hit you with Assology 103: Unexpected Ass. Now I come to find out that Mena here goes on vacation every summer, and she still brings the heat. Let’s start with the mystery shot from the grassy knoll.
Damn. We’re [...]
Tags: Bikini, Mena Suvari, Mena Suvari Ass, Tail, Unexpected Ass
Jul
8
Kanye doesn’t have a single out, Kanye doesn’t have an album out, Kanye has a kinda new video out, a sneaker that you can’t actually buy out, so it seems like he must be laying low. You know what though, I think Kanye has figured out how to win in ways we haven’t even began [...]
Tags: Amber Rose, Kanye West, kanye's lady, ladies, Models, Sexy, Thick, Thick Kanye's Girlfriend
Jul
1
One great thing I love about the internets is how everyone with ANY kind of fringe talent gets a chance to sell their wares. This is especially true for the previously ostracized “whooty” aka white girl with a booty. Anyway, she’s all over the place looking for a come up. And while this chick has [...]
Jun
24
I’m a staunch believer in evolution. Darwin was that first HNIC for me, Head Nilla in Charge. He really hit the nail on the head when he realized that substandard sh*t would be replaced by better suited versions of their predecessors. The arse is no exception. We (white folks that is) have come a LOOOONG [...]
Jun
23
I don’t really know her music. My fellow nilla in blogging Oliver Wrist first put me on. I tried to ignore it. But now I gotta admit it. This chick, who is shockingly of American stock (I figured she was some euro trash freak), has some real deal thick white woman whooty ass that needs [...]
Tags: Lady Gaga's ass, thick white woman alert lady gaga
Jun
10
First up, now I can’t say whether or not this is a hidden fail tail like Brooke Hogan, but these thighs are crazy.
I have to imagine that she’s working with something.
Side note, did you hear that Futurama is back? Can’t wait!
And for that fantasy freaks out there.
Is that what they mean when they say draggin [...]
Tags: More thigh than KFC, thick white woman
Jun
9
Oliver Wrist aka Nickel Plated Bama found this chick a few weeks ago and went on and declared her the new day whooty.
I have to admit, that waist to tail ratio is completely bananas. She probably had to get the J’s done just so she didn’t look completely ridiculous. Those hips are crazy though. But [...]
Tags: Epic Ass, Fail Tail, Laura Dore, Sweetie Cyanide, whooty