So I see this lady that enjoys cooking shows.  I know, I know, “Lake needs to man up”… look, Lake needs peace and justification for my continuous purchase of UFC 100+ every month.  Anyway, so I peep Top Chef.  And undoubtedly, I noticed Padma Lakshmi.

The first thing I noticed, honestly, was how she really drops [...]

I know I’ve been sleeping on the job of late, but I just had to get my tivo enhanced Big Brother 11 on this weekend.

And the show, as usual, has all the fixings you need.  It has the too gay guy:

The damn homey, he’s gay too guy:

NSFW pics here..
The extra aggressive, butterJs, ie, everything is [...]

I miss Michael Irvin a lot.  I miss him when he was making plays with the Cowboys.

When he was pimpin’ hard with them hoes:

Rockin’ Lake’s mink:

When he was up on the tv yucking it up with “Jawz,” “Boomer” and the rest of the fellas.

On the real though, Keyshawn is no Irvin on that show.  Mike [...]

Honestly, I haven’t thought about Dennis Rodman in years.

Well actually, I actively tried to put this clown out of my memory banks once he started wigging out with all those tats, the wild colored hair and general foolishness (note that now EVERYBODY is tatt’d down and has wild multi colored hair, hmmm).  But then Lil [...]

Well well well…if it aint one of my favorite reality tv shows back on the air, BIG BROTHER.  Man, I’ve often told Brock, if there is one reality tv game I’d do, it’d be Big Brother.  I mean, just breaking cats down mentally, tricking them into icing down their friends and playing politics based purely [...]

How in the world can they possibly be ending this show?! There’s so much more to do. That’s what I keep telling myself. I won’t lie, I don’t want these cats to go out gracefully, I want them to keep doing shows until the wheels come off.

Why can’t we just watch Michael [...]

Ok, so I know all our loyal readers were pissed at me last week when I failed to deliver the goods on that Episode 5 of Making the Band 4, Season 2. Hey, what can I say, I should have come through and didn’t. Even perfection takes a day off from time to [...]

Ha, I know some of you loved that old school “Skeezer’ blast I just laid on you. Oh, there’s more where that came from. Originally, this post was called, Racism (Ryan), Drama (Amanda and Joshuah) and Hoes: It’s Big Brother Time, but it just got too long. Hey, hoes take time, attention [...]

We didn’t do a post on Episode 3 because it was basically garbage and Lake don’t have the time for substandard programming, ok MTV? Nuff said.
I don’t know, I guess after that great Bitchassness Episode, anything would have been a letdown. So I watched the show, everything is going well…yeah yeah, the guys [...]

Update: Check out my latest post on the women of Big Brother 9 
So I tuned into the new Big Brother last night. It was standard fare. First off, you had to figure out that this season, the game is being played by couples instead of individually. I guess they did some personality [...]

WOW, again Diddy delivers a solid episode replete with highs and lows on the music tip and staged eerrrr real life human drama between the different Bands. Oh and he coined a new term: Bitchassness, but we’ll get to that later.
Incidentally, can we get a name for the guy’s band? I’m tired of [...]

And no, I’m not talking about Rudy Giuliani’s campaign strategy… The show.

Last season started with the huge reveal of the “Others” chilling in a manicured neighborhood while Jack and Crew lived in tents on the beach. What will happen tonight? Flashback? Flash-forward? I know, I know, I’m the only guy [...]

UPDATE:  Check out the Premiere of Season 3, The Tour, of Making the Band 4 HERE

UPDATE: Check out how Diddy hit Robert with that “Bitchassness” label in episode 2 HERE.
So like any true MTB4 fan, I went ahead and tuned into that Making the Band 4, Season two premiere last night.

And even though it [...]

Ready or not, the Flavor of Love 3 premier is coming to VH1 on February 11, 2008:

I know a lot of you hate this show, but I enjoy it. As such, I’m going to give you my completely superficial rundown of the Flavor of Love 3 girls based solely on their glamor shots and [...]

So I get back from my MLK hiatus feeling fresh and refreshed (like ole boy from Wipe Me Down)…. I figured now that I’ve done all the positivity of Martin Luther the King I had an obligation to balance it all off with some “not MLK” material. Oh shit, The Wire pre release episode [...]

I know I am. And for all you true fans of the show, I know you’re amped that the season starts tonight:

errrrrrrrrrrrrrrr I meant:

Hey, I know the show is a little bit cat and the concept is completely played, but American Idol is my Reality TV crack and I’m ready to smoke it up [...]

I just got word that Flav gets to re up with some more hizzoes in Flavor of Love 3.

Say what you want, but the show is entertaining and clearly my Tivo will be locked and loaded for the next hoasis of foolishness, tomfoolery and nonsense.

Come get your clock yo.
- Lake

Marlo, Bubbles, McNulty, Lester, Chris Partlow, Snoop, Michael, Omar, Avon, Monk, Daniels, Namond. I’ll miss them all.

Here’s my review of the final episode, which did NOT disappoint either.

I know I mentioned a few weeks ago that I might watch Dancing With the Stars just to see sexy ass Mel B. Well, the show is too terrible for me to even do that, but when this hit the wire this morning, I just couldn’t resist.

Now I’ve heard that DWTS is “intense”, I’ve [...]

Check Out our UPDATE of the Survivor: China Finale HERE. 
It is still to early to tell who will be the winner of Survivor China, but there are definitely some real losers out there.
Let’s start with the “leader” Dave. Once again, I don’t want to keep setting this dude up as the measuring stick for [...]

This cat Evel Dick is just that, an evil dick. I mean, on the rizzeal, dude needs a stiff ass kicking.

And what makes matters worse than anything with this dude is that the ‘house guests’ have essentially been forced to deal with this dude’s sh*t since they ’stood up to him’ last week in [...]

Ummm, not sure if anyone noticed, but Jameka from Big Brother 8 is thick as all hell and just keeps getting better looking to me with each show.

I can’t tell if I’m just tricking myself, though. No question, the presence of that extra thick tail-piece (though I’d like a verifying pic with a better [...]

Update: CHECK OUT OUT NEW COVERAGE OF MAKING THE BAND 4, Season 2, Episode 1 right HERE.

Well, Puff did it again and while last night’s show wasn’t all that great (though past ones did set the bar pretty high) we at least know when we’ll finally get the final band assembled, August 26th “live” [...]

UPDATE:  Check out our latest update of Season 3 of Making the Band 4, “Laurie Ann Returns” HERE

Listen, I was supposed to let me boy Brock lace up the MTB4 updates, but after watching the last show, I just had to say something about the conflict between Diddy and Laurie Ann. You guys know [...]

Oh Carol Journey, we hardly knew ye…

A KC Chiefs dancer that gave up her spot to be on the show, then only lasted a week? That sucks. You know what is worse? It really looked like she might be workin’ with something back there. But instead of a summer full of [...]