Three things get counted when assessing the UvT man of the year: your stacks, your lady, and your swagger.

Remember last year when LeBron James and Giselle Bundchen appeared together on the cover of Vogue’s “best bodies” issue?

There was a lot of controversy because LeBron came off looking like a modern day King Kong simultaneously screaming and clutching his white woman.  This would have gotten you shot on the spot just 60 years ago.  [...]

I’ve had fun with young Thomas on this joint in the past, but I must give him props for marrying the beautiful Gisele.

Fine as hell, rich, young and wait a second, is that a bit of tail I see?  Wow.. Tom is no joke.

Congrats, just keep Coach Belichick away from your woman.  Tust me, he’s [...]

Short and sweet on this one (or not), but I’m tired of these chicks out here trying to act like they’re something other than what they are. Take Bridget Moynahan for instance.

Baby girl gets knocked up with Tom Brady’s baby, which is good enough for a middle tier, would be no name babe like [...]

Ahh, the Daisy Duke. Just when you think a product can’t get any better, Gisele introduces the assless Daisy Dukes and takes the game to a whole new level.

Why didn’t someone think of that before. I mean, even with reduced ass, the assless variety of Dukes is so much superior to the original. [...]

Bill Belicheat was named the 2007 Associated Press Coach of the Year today.

Congrats from UvT. We were definitely pulling for you. Let me get this straight. This is a cheater.

This is not:

I love the highly ethical, consistent and completely unbiased media members. I guess it pays to have some homies to [...]

I hate to say I told yall so, but of course, Lake was right again as the Pats made short work of the New York Giants. Eli put up a nice fight early, but he suddenly remembered that he was who we thought he was in that second half.

Anyway, this post has nothing to [...]

This is barely worth posting on, but I’ve been gone for a minute so I figured I’d just check in. Today I’m in Boston and all you see is Pats gear everywhere. Normally that wouldn’t mean much but in a place where the Red Sox outshine EVERYTHING it’s pretty significant to see all [...]

If any of you saw last night’s game you know what this post is about. I was watching the game last night and as the Patriots were making that last drive all I can think of is how Bill Belichick needs to make his own version of one of the hottest songs out now, [...]

After a week of face slappities and Belichick ego smackities the New England Patriots coach silenced some of his critics on Sunday with a convincing win over the AFC rival San Diego Chargers. As far as we know, Bill didn’t cheat for this win, but then again, you never can tell…

(Look at Bill in his [...]

Congrats to Tom Brady and Bridget Moynahan on the birth of their new baby.

(now watch that hand there Bridget, after all, that’s how yall got the first one!)
Bridget is said to be doing fine which is somewhat astonishing, after all, she did look like this just a few days ago.

Dude, seriously, we didn’t know what [...]

And you wonder why the Giants have underachieved in the past years.

They’ve got no stones!!! Former New York Giants teammates Tiki Barber and Eli Manning exchanged “barbs” over the past few days over comments Tiki Barber, a current NBC football analyst, made which criticized Eli’s leadership and assertiveness. He further described Eli’s [...]

Young Tom Brady, don’t think we forgot about ya. You know your day is coming. Indeed, your ex-lady, Bridget Moynahan is finally back in public juuuust in time to give you a little negative press before the season opener.  What a coincidence.

Daaayum Tom, you really put it on her. Looks like she’s [...]