Now I don’t like stereotypes. I don’t like to judge people based on appearance or ethnicity alone.  I know it is wrong to stereotype people.  But there are times when you need to understand that stereotypes are based in truth.  Maybe they don’t apply all the time, but they damn sure apply some of the [...]

My opinion:
5. R Kelly, the thug harmonies all started there…classic example of ‘good n terrible

Yes, I know that is not the real R. Kelly, but “Piss on You” is a classic.
4.  T Pain, the personification of “When keepin it creative goes wrong”… good music, but he’s a clown

3.  DJ Clue, just the entire idea of [...]

Now see, I glorify the tail and someone had to go on ahead and take it too far.  They have taken my beloved tail crease and defiled it.

Whoever invented this thought it was such a good idea that they both wanted to get it out into the public and said that there was a “patent [...]

Kanye doesn’t have a single out, Kanye doesn’t have an album out, Kanye has a kinda new video out, a sneaker that you can’t actually buy out, so it seems like he must be laying low.  You know what though, I think Kanye has figured out how to win in ways we haven’t even began [...]

Is this dude still famous?

Because he’s turrible.  Lord.  They say the #1 rule of fashion is not to try to do too much.  Meanwhile, Farnesworth here has a fat tie, suspenders, colored socks, an umbrella, and a freaking violin.  Complete with the bow!  Sometimes I feel like an asshole if I’ve got a camera in [...]

Comic book superheroes are great.  Who didn’t love comic books?  Not only do they show you the upside of superpowers, but they also show you the downside.  Cyclops can shoot lasers out of his eyes?  Can’t take off his stunna shades.  Rogue can absorb everyone’s powers and use them?  Can’t actually touch anyone skin to [...]

Wrestling was during basketball season so I never took a serious shot at actually doing it.  The other reason was those turrible uniforms they had to wear.  I just couldn’t get down with it.  It was too much man hugging, sweating and tight gear for me.  But here’s my thing, if a brother has to [...]

Shawn Johnson is on Dancing With the Stars this season, once again redefining the term “star”.  Apparently, one of the “stars” this season was on Sex And The City for about three minutes.  Anyway, Shawn Johnson was one of the Olympic Gymnasts last summer, but she didn’t make the cut on Us Versus Them’s “Gymnasties” [...]

…do you?

How about now?  Let us pray.
- Anonymous

We are equal opportunity shit talkers here at Us Versus Them.  I mean everyone can get some.  Charles Barkley gets popped for a DUI trying to get a little brain?  He’s going down.  Bobby Jindal tries to bullshizzle the American people?  Gotcha.  But this time it has all gone too far.  I saw this picture [...]

Your boy Brock called it over a month ago, but the impossible finally happened.
Allen Iverson got a haircut.

Cornrow guy, you are officially the last loser on earth with that turrible haircut.  Time to bust out a mohawk or a Kanye shag.  Do something!  The time is now.
-Brock

Michael Jordan is richer than GOD, but yet dude continues to rock those “Dad Jeans” everywhere he goes like homey is permanently stuck in a time warp.

I mean, seriously, I know those pants.  They’re the same ones I rocked back in 94, three words Marithe and Francois Girbaud.  No?  Well, then Levi and Strauss, then?  [...]

Or did you get Clothes in my Porn?  I can’t tell.  All I know is that they build one of these stores about every five minutes, although it looked okay from the street, I quickly realized that once you actually wear clothes from this spot, you end up looking like this:

Right, those are the fashion [...]

I don’t know how many of you have ever been to a black barbershop, but it is honestly one of the funniest places on earth.

It is just a bunch of Black men standing around offering either completely underinformed or hilariously overinformed opinions on everything. This one killed me though. Here’s the story.
Brian McKnight did a [...]

I’ve already been told by my people in the office that this will not be a topic that I should elaborate on too much. So I’ll just go with the “a picture is worth a thousand words” flow. But sadly, it’s Prom season in the hood yall, here we go:

Now see this I [...]

SURPRISE!! Nobody’s favorite rapper Remy Mom is on her way to the big house.

What, you can’t just shoot your friend in front of one of the busiest nightlife sections of NYC and get away with it? What is this world coming to? Again, here is a picture of wild Remy and her [...]

Now look at him.

Mike Tyson coming out with a bitch bag at the irregulars errr discount suit spot? Say it aint so.

Getting rolled up on by substandard post-cougar mamis errrr mommies?

The look on the white cat’s face pretty much says it all, in fact, I think that’s my cousin Drake (sure his gear and [...]

I was in a NYC cab with my boy K-Peso a few weeks ago on our way to a party and this song came on. It sounded familiar but I couldn’t place it, then I just started to get excited though I didn’t know why. I mean, it was something about that intro, [...]

But who is Jamie Foxx trying to channel here?

Adebisi?

Or Tyrone Biggums?

-Brock

I hate to so blatantly steal Dave Chappelle’s line but I literally couldn’t think of another caption for this wild wedding picture below.

Now before you think you know why this picture is so crazy. Take a bit of a longer look and then read my comments below to see how many of your observations [...]

(crickets)

I’m not a big Wino guy. I don’t really listen to her music aside from the obligatory “Rehab” bridge each and every Club DJ felt they had to hit me with back in 2007, but when I saw this I just had to post it. She gets a few points for going retro [...]

Usually, Lake and I just talk about people who do stupid things. But this time it’s different. Sometimes, people just need help. So in the spirit of the holiday season, Us Versus Them is giving back.

This picture really sums it all up. Timbaland has a major lack of self awareness issue. You know, those people [...]

Superthick chick Melyssa Ford had her Halloween/Birthday party on Halloween night and here are pics from the party.  Let’s see what the D-List was wearing.

Melyssa went as a member of the Camel Toe Racing team.  Nice.

Golden Brooks is trying to let the Dancing With the Stars Has Beens people know that she is available for [...]

UvT all star Christina Milian gets a B- for this little number.

I see she went ahead and stole Kanye’s lady’s regular footwear for this number.
Vida Guerra looks good in any outfit and ode to the forrest fires gone wild LAFD number is very much appreciated.

Hmmm, finally an angle on Vida that I’m not completely sure [...]