Lake always liked to check out the pimp game of his fellow nillas in crime. Check out his thoughts on the greatest male Golddigger ever, KFed.
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I may be forced rethink my position on Kevin Federline. Well, check that, I would have begin thinking about the dude. Basically, I’ve never even allowed him to enter my [...]
Kids are really creative, especially 12 year old boys. You might think you can send your 5 year old into your fenced in backyard and everything will be all good. Meanwhile your devious ass older son cooks up this brilliant form of entertainment.
You know a kid thinks he’s gone too far when he sets his [...]
The Us Versus Them scales of 1-10 are well documented. But whenever we talk about a lady, the comments section blows up. The Megan Fox post earlier this week set off a straight up firestorm. In the debate, there was one clear voice of reason. While everyone else was debating Monica Bellucci, Salma Hayak, Jessica [...]
I don’t know exactly how you get people to do stupid things on video. People who upload turrible videos of themselves when they could have easily just erased the most embarassing moment of their lives instead of uploading it to the internets for everyone to see. Like this.
Or this:
But I assume these people were told [...]
So yeah, that means I’m gonna be tweeting a lot more than I will be writing. If Brock stays in control this weekend, I’m gonna feel like this.
If Brick comes back (He was last spotted after a Gin Bender in Miami) then I might feel like this.
Hoping for the former, probably heading for the latter.
Oh, [...]
I know Lady Gaga went Caster Semenya a few weeks ago. Lake is still shook. I still think it was all a stunt to get attention. Seriously, if you are willing to wear this on national TV:
She rocked draws, a lace S&M outfit, and the crown from Where the Wild Things Are. Not to mention [...]
Is anyone surprised?
Ol girl froze right up too and needed production to escort her off of the stage. Come on ‘Ye, that ain’t right.
Beyonce made up for it though. That was nice.
-Brock
Us Versus Them picks favorites and we don’t make any excuses for it. Early on we came with Kim Kardashian, and now we are on an Amber Rose appreciation streak. So here it is, the old school vs. the new school, Amber Rose vs. Kimmy K. To be the best, you’ve got to beat the [...]
So the great return of Mike Vick got off to a bit of an anticlimactic start on Thursday night. 6 plays, 4-4 passing for 19 yards and a one yard run.
Nothing crazy yet, other than Andy Reid trying to get a feel for his wildcat offense. I’m sure PETA will try to make him change [...]
I’m not gonna lie, Kid & Play were hot back in the day. The House Party movies, the Kid & Play Kickstep, their rhymes were pretty decent for the era too. You can’t tell me that this isn’t one of the best scenes in black movie history.
I think I had one of those silky ass [...]
This is from Simon “moneybags” Cowell’s British version of “America’s Got Talent” called the X-Factor. This joint is pretty turrible.
My man was ready to roll. Did they really have to cut away to his daughters with the close-up of his cack?…errrrrr…trousers? That guy has a hell of a gimmick, and probably got hollered at during [...]
I’m sure you’ve all heard the stat that 90% of American currency has trace levels of cocaine on it. Now I know there are a lot of people out there on the booger sugar, riding the white horse, but this has always been kind of a B.S. stat to me. If you throw some kind [...]
This has got to be a cry for help. Actually, I guess last week was the cry for help, I don’t know what this is.
Barbie Girl? I think Steph is the Mike Tyson of basketball. The side of the head tattoo has to be damn near the equivalent of the face tattoo. Can’t wait for [...]
I love an obscure tv reference more than anybody, but what’s amazing about Cop Rock is that it famous for being a failure and with numbers like these well…
HAAAA I love socially conscious song that manages to exploit every stereotype!!! Cat said he was listening to LOS LOBOS even. Like what else would he be [...]
This video turns me on, then freaks me out, then turns me on again.
Overall I’m gonna say it’s sexy, but that shoulder thing at the end is weird. Oh damn, is the song any good? I don’t even think I turned the music on. I just saw Shakira make the booty rise on its own [...]
Check out this picture of a few guys from the Lost cast.
WTF? Damn that guy is freaky. I guess the photographer didn’t say “everybody smile!” Or maybe he did. That freaks me out.
-Brock
If you have to have a shady past, there is really only one profession to choose. Criminal? Nah, that background check it going to pop you. Sex change, someone if gonna check the neck eventually. Nah, the best shady profession ever is porn star.
Think about it. It is like having a veil of protection. Who [...]
I don’t know why I still want Mase to succeed. Maybe it is just because he spells his name with a dolla sign. Maybe it is that ridiculous freestyle he dropped on that Funkmaster Flex joint.
Mase Freestyle
But Mase drops a hot verse on this joint.
Hope dude can bring some actual heat again.
-Brock
The gay rights movement still has a long way to go. Sometimes gay marriage is legal, sometimes it isn’t. There are states that are adding a ban on gay marriage to their constitutions. Proposition 8 is just one example of that, and that went down in California where they can smoke weed legally and damn [...]
Oh man. Now I know why people say technology is going to bring on the apocalypse. I should have known when they came out with 3D SuperBowl Commercials that porn couldn’t be far behind. Look the porn industry should have gone to HD, much less 3D. Peep this video examining the phenomenon. (A 1 on [...]
Those of you who follow the Us Versus Them Twitter feed know that this weekend I figured out why Father’s day is messed up. So here it is, the middle of June, a day when Fathers are supposed to be honored and what better way to do that than to get some high quality food, [...]
UvT is lightweight today, but if you want the weekend recap complete with Lake sweating out the fur in the club, Brock contemplating that booger sugar and other wildness. You need to peep the twitter feed. You should be on it anyway, but if not, you can follow Us Versus Them at:
www.twitter.com/uvtblog
Check the weekend recap [...]
Man Up!
Detroit Red Wings
Orlando Magic
Lake
People I hung out with this weekend who couldn’t hang with my tolerance.
Man Up!
-Brock
Where do people get old episodes of Optimus Prime playing basketball?
Autobots vs. the Cavs…I think I still go with LeBron.
-Brock
They are the undefeated champs on the court, but can they be champs here at UvT? I know what you’re thinking…hell no. That is because you are used to looking at them when they are playing.
You don’t want to mess with a chick that might dunk on you. I know. It is a real concern. [...]
