For those of you who don’t know, Lake Arlington was the other half of the Us Versus Them crew until he moved along to greener pastures. He had a backlog of half posts in the archives and I’m dropping them as I find em. The more I see this stuff, the more I realize that [...]
Every once in a while Kanye likes to remind us how bad his girlfriend Amber Rose is. He takes her to events while she wears almost nothing. She rolls out with her J’s out for all to see, and now he kicks off his new blog with this image.
Hits you with the perfect side profile [...]
The economy is tough and I’d feel like a real jerk if you got fired for reading your favorite site first thing in the morning. So instead of hitting you with the winner of the “Worlds best bottom” contest which appears right below this post, I’m going to give you all some adorable puppies.
I wish [...]
I know I run this every year, but this is one of my favorites. For all the new people, this is a true Us Versus Them classic.
Players…you’ve got about 48hours to get your game tight, because the time is now.
Loyal Ladies of Us Versus Them, I need you to step away for a moment. Your [...]
Lake Arlington was the 2Pac, Prince, Biggie and Lil Wayne of blogging. I just unearthed his lost posts from our archives. Fully finished, never released old joints in the archives. Here’s one on Manny Pacquiao. Enjoy.
Look, I know dude is the biggest boxer, politician, star and yes, recording artist in all of the Philippines, but [...]
Ut Oh, John Mayer is in trouble. This time he isn’t breaking the heart of Jennifer Anniston or Jessica Simpson. This time he’s doing an interview for Playboy and got a little loose. You see, John Mayer is actually a pretty funny guy. Unfortunately, when everyone thinks of John Mayer, they think of this guy.
Actually, [...]
The site has been jacked for the last few days, but it looks like UvIT has it under control. I’m going to be kicking it around and testing it today and should be back to it tomorrow.
-Brock
Longtime Us Versus Them readers know that I am a rational person. I analyze, maybe even tend to over analyze almost everything. I take pride in it. In fact, I think it is what makes me one of Us. The reason I am here at UvT to remind the world what separates Us from Them. [...]
Now we all know that Blago is crazy. From the Donald Trump hair impersonation.
To the wild selling the Senate seats out of the back of his trunk Hustle Man moves and the man who gave you this.Now he’s done up and done it. Peep this yall.
http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2010/01/11/ex-governor-blagojevich-im-blacker-than-barack-obama/
Really?! Did this man really go to a shoe-shining [...]
I know cats have been bummed that Lakey the Blogging Kang has been out of commission. Trust that it’s for good reason.
Nah, but on the real. I’ve been doing some wild stuff of late and I haven’t really known how to tell yall, the Nation of “Us” what the deal is. First, I gotta give [...]
We’re about to be working on the site for a second. If it is back up tonight…everything worked. If it isn’t, it is UvIT’s fault. Blame him. Until then, follow us on Twitter.
www.twitter.com/uvtblog
-Brock
———UPDATE———
Damn, I think I did it already. I’m the m’nf’n man.
Happy New Year Us Versus Them. I hope you all enjoyed the UvT Awards this year, we figured we would give you a little feel for what went down this year. We are going to be running back some top posts and throwback UvT articles for those who haven’t been around since the beginning. Some [...]
Like I told you guys back on the MOTY comments, Slick is for the people. And while Brock (and sometimes Lake) are bringing the high heat here at UvT, we know that this world we’ve created for ourselves would be nothing without the teeming masses that quietly grumble every time Megan Fox’s name comes up, [...]
You know we bring the jokes, we bring the politics, and we make sure we call out all of Them, but as the resident assologist you know we also have to bring the ladies. So you know we’ve got to have an award for UvT Quality chick of the Year. In my mind there is [...]
Three things get counted when assessing the UvT man of the year: your stacks, your lady, and your swagger.
I know some of you are still dropping Deuces in the office. I dropped the rules of the game last year:
http://uvtblog.com/2008/12/public-poopers-what-the-hell-are-you-thinking/
Respect the 7 Crap Commandments and we won’t have any problems.
-Brock
Your boy Brock has clinched the playoffs in both of his leagues. Michael “Burner” Turner catching that high ankle sprain cost me the regular season title, but I’m still dangerous and looking for the championship.
This is the money you could be saving by not playing me.
I’m trying to take this championship home people.
-Brock
I know this ran about a month ago, but if there is a better violation of Rule #1, I don’t know it.
Those cats are really committed to that performance.
-Brock
I thought everyone knew pimpin ain’t easy, but apparently Tiger didn’t get the message. I know this has been beaten into the ground, but it really does just keep getting better….errrrrr…worse.
The craziest thing about this whole story is that the Tiger Woods side chick saga was some old tabloid, no one actually believes it is [...]
I just found my new strip club name.
That’s right. Smoove Gravy. Although I think I might need to put on about 100 pounds or so to really hold a name like that down. I feel like Smoove Gravy is a big man.
-Brock
Yep, Rachel had a presser, canceled the presser and all of Tiger’s hoes are about to get PAID to STFU.
1 million dollars if you believe the reports. I guess that’s life. Tiger didn’t manage this well and now he’s gotta pay all the pipers, including Elin. Yikes.
- Lake
Wow. I’m no big fan of Mr. Tee Gray Woods. I didn’t like the way he handled that “lynch him in the alley” bs with gold analyst, Kelly Tilghman. I didn’t really get those pics of him with his Nordic Trak wifey, them off key dogs or his daughter giving the semi “tigga please” side [...]
Reebok finally put together a product we can endorse here at Us Versus Them. They call them the Easytone, and just like that Orangina ad we ran last week, you would think I directed it.
Now I know the world has changed when major companies are talking about pumping up your tail in mainstream commercials.
Oh, Kimmy [...]
Now normally I don’t hit you with a mid-day update, but this is too good to wait. Who comes up with this stuff, who signed off on this, and can I have a job.
At first only the clapping sounds were unexpected, but then the full on ass-clappities just blew me away. Some CGI dude was [...]
Now see, you try to do something for the people, and some big celebrity comes along and jacks your style. Lake and I have been working on the 100% guaranteed Ho Brand Condoms for years and finally hit the streets two months ago. You know we stay between you and those hos. We had the nilla please [...]
