Hillary Duff Knows How to Say Thank You
Posted by Brock Hardon | Wednesday, February 24th, 2010

Kilary Duff has been dating Mike Comrie of the Edmonton Oilers for a little while now and they really have a special relationship.

You can also tell that they like to keep it classy because Mikey Boy will grab dat azz while he looks straight into the paparazzi camera.

Well Mike is looted down, and just proposed [...]

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Dwight Howard’s WAG is a Classy Lady
Posted by Brock Hardon | Tuesday, February 9th, 2010

Maybe not WAG, but she is his baby momma and now I know how she got the job.  Her Name is Royce Reed.

Aw man, she was a Magic dancer too?  This is the worst baby mama story ever.  Everyone knows you can’t look at your own dancers, that is the #1 rule.

But no, Dwight didn’t [...]

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Chris Paul and WAG drop CP4
Posted by Lake Arlington | Tuesday, June 2nd, 2009

Chris Paul and his fiance, Jada Crawley, just dropped Chris Paul, Jr. on the world yesterday.

Nice work.  Congrats to the happy couple.  Now, I’m not trying to be a dizzick or anything, but uhhh, this is CP3’s lady?  Oh I know, women look a bit different when they’re preggers.  They’re beautiful, just in a different [...]

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Office Girlfriends: Keep Yo Pens Out Da Company Ink!
Posted by Brock Hardon | Wednesday, March 18th, 2009

Everyone has thought about it, and according to the statistics, 40% of people have done it.  I’m talking about getting into an office relationship.  Banging a coworker.  Cuttin where you eat.  And if 40% of people have done it, that means about 20% of them did it in the office. Probably in your cube.  Or [...]

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Man Up Monday: Chris Brown
Posted by Brock Hardon | Monday, February 9th, 2009

Oh Hail Naw.  Now Chris Breezay lays down the tracks.  Lake believes Chris Brown lives a charmed life.  The kid has been killing it since he was like 14 or something ridiculous, but he just went too far.  Let’s see, the Grammy’s were tonight, there was a random Boys II Men siting where they were [...]


Irony Defined: Carmelo Anthony’s new Nike commercial
Posted by Brock Hardon | Tuesday, December 4th, 2007

Have you seen Carmelo’s new Nike Commercial?

Now I like the guy, and he is a beast on the court. But I know good and well Carmelo is not hitting the weight room. He definitely isn’t on some old Rocky type dragging bricks workout.
Look at that dude’s arms. Has he ever seen the weight room? The [...]


Juanita Jordan: I get money, I get money, I get I get I get…
Posted by Lake Arlington | Tuesday, November 13th, 2007

Wow. Big bad Juanita Jordan just got that divorce check, a reported $168 Million, from here “husband” of 17 years Mike.

(By the way, that look on her face aint that “Nilla please,” but it does correspond with my favorite cereal)
Hmm, I wonder why this happy couple had to split?

And in case you were [...]


Are you ready for some Football? Wives and Girlfriends that is…
Posted by Lake Arlington | Thursday, September 6th, 2007

In honor of the first games of the 2007 NFL season, please take a moment to peep the NFL wives and girlfriends in anticipation of how these dudes will perform in the coming season. As always it is our position at the UvT Sports that you can positively predict how an athlete will [...]


Cat fight: Tiki Barber v. Eli Manning and the impact of their ladies
Posted by Lake Arlington | Wednesday, August 22nd, 2007

And you wonder why the Giants have underachieved in the past years.

They’ve got no stones!!! Former New York Giants teammates Tiki Barber and Eli Manning exchanged “barbs” over the past few days over comments Tiki Barber, a current NBC football analyst, made which criticized Eli’s leadership and assertiveness. He further described Eli’s [...]


Baby mama drama: Tom Brady headed that way?
Posted by Lake Arlington | Friday, August 10th, 2007

Young Tom Brady, don’t think we forgot about ya. You know your day is coming. Indeed, your ex-lady, Bridget Moynahan is finally back in public juuuust in time to give you a little negative press before the season opener.  What a coincidence.

Daaayum Tom, you really put it on her. Looks like she’s [...]


No seriously, Tony Parker thinks he can rap!!!
Posted by Lake Arlington | Friday, August 3rd, 2007

Look, when I introduced you guys to that Tony Parker (yes THAT Tony Parker) hip hop song Premier Love, I don’t know. I mean, I knew it was real and all, but I still couldn’t quite bring myself to understand how much this cat really believed he could rap. This joint with Fabolous [...]


Strahan getting played…AGAIN!?
Posted by Lake Arlington | Wednesday, August 1st, 2007

Big ole Michael Strahan!!!! Isn’t it hilarious that ole Mike Stray is complaining about the Giant’s unwillingness to renegotiate his deal? He’s even threatened to retire now that he’s going into his sixth day of a holdout. But I mean, what does this dude expect? He’s got antlers for teeth, [...]


Tony Parker rapping…’homme noir’ please!!!
Posted by Lake Arlington | Tuesday, July 17th, 2007

Check out our update to this topic HERE!
Tony Parker has bagged one of the most sought after babes in Hollywood in Eva Longoria. He’s won two NBA titles and even a Finals MVP, so why in the hell is he doing this?

Tony, you’ve got a crazy first step, great handles and a killer [...]


No, Maas: Bill gets popped with a trunk fulla sh*t!
Posted by Lake Arlington | Wednesday, July 11th, 2007

ATTENTION:  Peep our updated post on Bill Maas’ legal trouble HERE
Former NFL player and the no nonsense Fox Sports broadcaster Bill Maas got charged with drug possession and weapons charges following a roadside safety check on Sunday in Peoria, Illinois.

(quietly, his lady looks pretty good in this mug shot, so she must be a solid [...]


Brady Quinn right on schedule!
Posted by Lake Arlington | Sunday, July 8th, 2007

to be a BUST!!! No question, Bust Watch is officially on and it’s awesome to see it all unfold.

Yes indeedy, come 2010 B dot Quinn will be the official leader and heart and soul of the Colorado Crush in Arena Bowl 5 or whatever it is. What kind of progress has he made to that [...]


More Athlete Wives and Girlfriends: Hoops
Posted by Lake Arlington | Saturday, July 7th, 2007

It’s the off-season, so we can’t say for sure, but we were sad to see Jason “White Chocolate” Williams’ fall from grace this year. Dude used to be exciting, crafty and wildest of all, just downright ‘hood on the court – representing for white guys all over the world. Now homey is all knee padded [...]