I’m not going to lie, Katie Couric is the only reason the Today show was remotely bearable back in the day. I’m usually a Sportscenter guy in the morning anyway, but sometimes you need the news. Local news is all murders, accidents, local scandal and weather, so I need a little national perspective every once [...]
Like I said last night, that little outburst was just Kanye going Kanye. Once a cat has pulled off the little “awards show tantrum” act a few times, you can’t really expect him not to keep pulling it.
Knowing that Kanye is the type of dude who calculates every move he makes, this picture is hilarious.
I [...]
We already know that Facebook is evil, but now we’re going to have to talk about the fact that YouTube is evil too. Let’s peep the subject of this video, Gucci Mane.
Now, Gucci Mane is a fine rapper, he sounds like a fun guy. He’s got an iced out watch and the icey Bart Simpson [...]
We’ve covered the variety of ways that Facebook is evil, but this one should bring it all together. Remember back in the day before digital pictures? Back when if you actually got a hold of a picture and ripped it up, it was gone? I mean completely gone. No one ever went back to actually [...]
Us Versus Them is convinced that Facebook is evil for hundreds of reasons. That doesn’t mean that we don’t get down on Facebook, we do, some of my favorite casual, random acquaintances are on Facebook. You can join UvT on Facebook HERE. Anyway, here is the latest reason Facebook is evil, because it will get [...]
Tibetan monks know how to party. I know what you’re thinking. Monks? I thought they just sat around getting their meditation on, spreading calm throughout the world.
Well, I guess the reason they stay so calm is the fact that they drink enough beer to do this:
That’s right. A Tibetan temple built entirely out of beer [...]
I don’t know what kind of science the normally do in Australia, but this one is a gem. I also don’t know how they ran this study, but they’ve determined that men who drink a “moderate” amount of four drinks a day, five days a week have optimum sexual performance. Sheeeeeeeit. Tell me something I [...]
Pacman Jones is who we thought he was. After making it rain in the club, being arrested, suspended, given a last chance, then a last, last chance, Pacman Jones finally got cut by the Dallas Cowboys today. I know, I know, he was just in the wrong place at the wrong time…nah homey…he was in [...]
I can’t tell if this is the best thing ever or the worst. Whatever you do, make sure you wait for that “Hey Ya, Fogie Remix.”
Ok, it’s the worst. And yes, that accompanist sucked. ha
Dammit, if I ever get to that level (meaning that old and that out of line), somebody just go ahead and [...]
John Daly is a PGA golfer who rose to prominence after winning the 1991 PGA Championship and the 1995 British Open.
He’s also the living and breathing example of why people believe that golfers aren’t real athletes. Why? Because he is 5′11″ and pushing Three hundo. Because he blazes the heaters on the golf course. He [...]
Look, cats were scratching their heads when Al Davis hired young Lane Kiffin last season as the Raider’s head coach. Now Lane just got fired with a “Lane was a muthafucker” foot in his ass on his way out the door courtesy of Al Davis. Peep it.
Now Lane is crying foul. So you know my [...]
This really isn’t news so I’ll give it a few seconds of actual story time until I move on to more worthy pursuits. But Joakim Noah, the back-to-back NCAA Basketball National Champion and Chicago Bull Forward, just got busted for possession the hippie lettuce and unauthorized public liquor sippin the ‘nother day in Florida.
I know, I know, [...]
Now see, this is what gives us cool white dudes a bad name. Cats just have to learn to stay in their lane, play it cool and you’ll get the best of both worlds as a down ass white dude. This cat, I mean, WOW, this is just fucking deplorable, but HILARIOUS. [...]
Damn homey. I mean, it’s not shocking or anything, but how do you get caught on video smoking crack?
It’s 2008, you’d think she’d know that when a cat is holding their cell phone up to her face and she’s lighting up the glass dizzick she might consider turning away, right? Jeez.. [...]
I’m not a big Wino guy. I don’t really listen to her music aside from the obligatory “Rehab” bridge each and every Club DJ felt they had to hit me with back in 2007, but when I saw this I just had to post it. She gets a few points for going retro [...]
And the winner is Lake…my man. SPEECH
First of all I want to thank Brock,
he’s got a good squad
still Lake got it locked…Yeeeeeaaaah
LOL
Hey, my main man Brock put up a good fight, but Lake’s boys went ahead and put him away after the Eagles gave Tom Brady (Brock’s QB) and the Pats all they wanted [...]
“Just like the ones, she used to blow.”
Some of us enjoy some Turkey, some ham… hell, you get your Mac n Cheese on. A little stuffing rounds it out nicely, oh and the cranberry sauce, you gotta go with that, right? Well, not if you’re Amy Winehouse. Now let me preface this [...]
More proof to my theory that in order to be truly hilarious, like genius level, you have to actually be crazy. Like, on the brink, can’t function normally, got a screw loose, aint right, all wrong, self medicating, chemically imbalanced and just all together fucking loony kind of crazy.
We saw it with Martin Lawrence’s [...]
