Paris Hilton has done it again. Done what? I don’t know. I don’t know why she is famous. I know she had a show with Snooki’s personal trainer back in the day. I think she made out with a hamburger one time while she humped a car.
I know she’s so rich she doesn’t really need [...]
Mel Gibson is one crazy dude. This is when I think the internet isn’t a good idea, because Mel Gibson should never be allowed near a recording device ever, ever again. That is going to make it pretty hard to make and star in movies, but at this point I think it might be worth [...]
The Winter Olympics keep getting worse. First of all, female bobsledders aren’t as hot as you think they might be. Unless this happens:
Here is the other crazy thing about the Winter Olympics. You can win a gold medal for snowboarding in a halfpipe. Skateboarding isn’t in the summer games, why is the snowboard half pipe [...]
I guess Andre Agassi’s tennis career really is over. You know you are either addicted to fame or the loot when you decide to write a book and air all of your own dirty laundry. It is one thing to get caught by paparazzi sliding out of a hotel with some chick who is not [...]
I’ve never been addicted to anything but sweet tea and these ladies, so I have to admit, I don’t understand addiction. It has to be a seriously messed up feeling for what it does to people. We know the tweakers will cook up a bathtub full of meth and run their lives into the ground [...]
This is good for our nation as a whole. It proves that there actually is a benefit to steroid enhanced chicken, but dammit, something about this just aint right. Not at all:
Maaaaaaaaayne, I would say that I feel sorry for her Daddy, but obviously that cat isn’t a fixture in her daily life because there [...]
Let’s talk about the “sport” of NASCAR. I’ve never gone 200 miles an hour, but I’ve floored it a few times and I have to imagine that you have to stay pretty focused to go 80 MPH faster than I was going with 40 other cars 6 inches from your bumper on a track that [...]
Damn. It must be tough out here in these streets. Reid Flair was just arrested for driving while impaired and the cops found him packing heroin. That’s right, smack, dope, china white, black tar, that high ball.
How many cats out there are really on that stuff? I mean NFL players are getting busted with crack. [...]
We’ve covered the variety of ways that Facebook is evil, but this one should bring it all together. Remember back in the day before digital pictures? Back when if you actually got a hold of a picture and ripped it up, it was gone? I mean completely gone. No one ever went back to actually [...]
I’m going to need some theme music on this one.
Yaaaaayyyyaaaaayyyyaaaahhheeeehay…smoke weeeed everyday!
Cameraphones are a mothaf*cka. Damn, I’m sure Michael Phelps would have paid someone at least twice as much as News of the World paid for this picture to go ahead and hit that delete button on this one. The Golden Boy Mike Phelps was [...]
Baby it is cold outside and almost everyone is catching hell right now. In the Midwest temperatures were below freezing last week, snow was moving through lots of cities slowing everyone down, and if you didn’t have your coat, hat and glove game tight, you were in for it. But the winter cold affects one [...]
Pacman Jones is who we thought he was. After making it rain in the club, being arrested, suspended, given a last chance, then a last, last chance, Pacman Jones finally got cut by the Dallas Cowboys today. I know, I know, he was just in the wrong place at the wrong time…nah homey…he was in [...]
I can’t tell if this is the best thing ever or the worst. Whatever you do, make sure you wait for that “Hey Ya, Fogie Remix.”
Ok, it’s the worst. And yes, that accompanist sucked. ha
Dammit, if I ever get to that level (meaning that old and that out of line), somebody just go ahead and [...]
John Daly is a PGA golfer who rose to prominence after winning the 1991 PGA Championship and the 1995 British Open.
He’s also the living and breathing example of why people believe that golfers aren’t real athletes. Why? Because he is 5′11″ and pushing Three hundo. Because he blazes the heaters on the golf course. He [...]
Look, cats were scratching their heads when Al Davis hired young Lane Kiffin last season as the Raider’s head coach. Now Lane just got fired with a “Lane was a muthafucker” foot in his ass on his way out the door courtesy of Al Davis. Peep it.
Now Lane is crying foul. So you know my [...]
This really isn’t news so I’ll give it a few seconds of actual story time until I move on to more worthy pursuits. But Joakim Noah, the back-to-back NCAA Basketball National Champion and Chicago Bull Forward, just got busted for possession the hippie lettuce and unauthorized public liquor sippin the ‘nother day in Florida.
I know, I know, [...]
Now see, this is what gives us cool white dudes a bad name. Cats just have to learn to stay in their lane, play it cool and you’ll get the best of both worlds as a down ass white dude. This cat, I mean, WOW, this is just fucking deplorable, but HILARIOUS. [...]
This isn’t your standard UvT post, but I just kind of thought it was a bit interesting and kind of funny, really. I don’t know. I guess I’m just a weird cat who can find humor in anything, but this whole extinguish the Olympic flame thing is kind of funny to me.
To put [...]
This post is going to need a theme song. Click this before reading on:
Awwww, come here girl…
Now where was I? Oh yeah, Mary Ann from Gilligan’s Island got arrested for marijuana possession.
You know Mary Ann..always the “smart girl” to Ginger’s “pretty girl”, part of the eternal debate of “who’s hotter, Ginger or Mary Ann?”. For [...]
Damn homey. I mean, it’s not shocking or anything, but how do you get caught on video smoking crack?
It’s 2008, you’d think she’d know that when a cat is holding their cell phone up to her face and she’s lighting up the glass dizzick she might consider turning away, right? Jeez.. [...]
I’m not a big Wino guy. I don’t really listen to her music aside from the obligatory “Rehab” bridge each and every Club DJ felt they had to hit me with back in 2007, but when I saw this I just had to post it. She gets a few points for going retro [...]
I’m sure there are thousands of great drug smuggling stories out there. We’ve got the basics, hiding some yayo in a few crates full of virgin mary statues a la Lost. Get a human pack mule to swallow balloons and hope they don’t die on the way over. You can drop it [...]
Wow, Travis Henry went ahead and busted commissioner Roger Goodell right in his chops today as he won his appeal of the league’s decision to ban him for one year following his violation of the NFL Substance Abuse Policy.
It seems young Travis was quite a fan of the sweet hippie lettuce, so much so that [...]
Snoop has been in the game for a long time, he’s got his ninth album coming out next year. There was original young Snoop ripping it on the original Deep Cover track (creep with me, as I crawl through the hood). Death Row Snoop, No Limit Snoop, and now he’s done it [...]
