Not much to write about here today.  Oh, there was Britney Spears’ bikini arse piece that kinda stuck out in the HNIC’s mind…..(yep, Head Nilla in Charge, that’s me).  Peep it:

Dammit if that lil side loop-buckle aint crying out for reinforcements!!! Jeez.   Sleek like a Jaguar… And I’m not talking about Range Rover Jr. Jr. [...]

One great thing I love about the internets is how everyone with ANY kind of fringe talent gets a chance to sell their wares.  This is especially true for the previously ostracized “whooty” aka white girl with a booty.  Anyway, she’s all over the place looking for a come up.  And while this chick has [...]

I don’t really know her music.  My fellow nilla in blogging Oliver Wrist first put me on.  I tried to ignore it.  But now I gotta admit it.  This chick, who is shockingly of American stock (I figured she was some euro trash freak), has some real deal thick white woman whooty ass that needs [...]

I’ve noticed a bit of a trend.  The wonderful shrinking bikini!  First it started in Brazil.

And I mean, it just is what it is right?  But now you see it in the good ole USA…

whoa….  USA, USA, USA….
I know, I know ladies, men won’t be satisfied until women are basically walking around naked.

Correct.
- Lake

Oliver Wrist aka Nickel Plated Bama found this chick a few weeks ago and went on and declared her the new day whooty.

I have to admit, that waist to tail ratio is completely bananas.  She probably had to get the J’s done just so she didn’t look completely ridiculous.  Those hips are crazy though.  But [...]

For this post, I’d prefer that you hit up “Amazing” by Kanye.  See, that “Ye” album does have it’s purposes.  Click here and then keep reading.
Anyway, here is the newest of the Thick White Woman brigade, Amie the Amazing!

And if you think I posted this frontal, angle 3 pic just so I could use that [...]

It kind of goes without saying, but since Mr. JT has recently been back in the news for all this FCC/Supreme Court stuff, I figured I’d just reiterate it.  I mean, is there anything this cat hasn’t done?

I mean, he’s the one who pulled that J out, but nobody ever blamed him.  Nah, it’s gotta [...]

Now there are plenty of places that you can get the nude pics of Jessica Biel from Powder Blue.  There can’t be a worse feeling than agreeing to appear as a topless stripper in a movie, the first time you show your J’s on film…and end up getting that joint released STRAIGHT to DVD.  Ouch.  [...]

It’s been a little white since we rocked the TWWA, so I figure we should bring the blog back to it’s roots.  So here you go, thickness defined, whooty, thick white woman, all that.  I give you Miss Marianne, video hizzie extraordinaire:

I just had to kick it off with the snow bunny in the snow.  [...]

Nothing says empowerment like $400,000 of airbrush, some silicone-saline polymer enforced titties sittin on high and some collagen lips busting out at the seams.  No this aint Lil Kim Back to the Future Edition, I’m talking about the movements of the ULTIMATE feminist, so strong that you can hear her bare arse roar, Aubrey O’Day!  [...]

I think we would be this one:

I think our “regions” would change though.  Is the ass one region or two?  Should the ass cheeks bounce independently?  Is it possible to recreate the “Whooty” video?  I’ll research it and get back to you.
-Brock

Kim Kardashian comes under a lot of scrutiny out there in the world.  Even though we’re fans here, we’ve heard it all.  Is she really that cute?  Is her appeal just the fact that she has assets that are unique to her race?  Does she only have those assets because she’s packin the ass gel?  [...]

When the Whooty Part I dropped on Friday, you know the resident Assologist had to get into the lab and do the research for my people here at Us Versus Them.  I haven’t run the official background music in a while, so let’s rock that official, yet still bootleg video for Whooty.

So the chick’s real [...]